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Jer

@hotcellar.bsky.social
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better in theory Philomath | Thinker | Believer | Problem Solver | Strategist

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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Currently developing a Sun Chips cleanse
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I need more reveling and less ruminating
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@oldfriend99.bsky.social Can you recommend any books by Adam Rainer? I’ve looked but have come up short
Text “Adam Rainer, the only person in recorded history to be classified as both a dwarf and a giant in one lifetime”. Pictures below text shows his growth history
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Feeling blessed to not be wealthy or famous, it sounds awful
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The life and times of a neurodivergent Midwest blob
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you yuck my yum, I swear I will disembowel you with my bare hands
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gen Z gravestones won’t have birth and death dates. Instead they’ll have manifested and unalived dates.
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Posting again on BlueSky. I am not a bot.
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Driving a car with no music and eating a raw vegetable are the same experience
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of my best, from this past weekend
Photo of a golden sunset on Lake Michigan
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I once knew this dude who would stand idly by
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I can’t believe I’ll be giving birth on Labor Day!!
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Do u believe in angles?
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m wondering if the Left and Democrats ever considered Hasan Piker is just a guy
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I feel like I’ve heard this one before
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The thing comedians won’t tell you is that every shopping cart has a bad wheel
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This proc ass life smh
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Time gonna ebb
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
On my gravestone please have them put “Here lies Jer. He didn’t do shit.”
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Stop reaching milestones. I don’t know how many more graduations and weddings I can handle.
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Dang. This is just like that time I betrayed my friends for some Turkish delight
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Alas, for I was naught but a young gigachad of my time…” - except from Memoirs of a Young Gigachad
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Sounds like my summer vacation
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This should’ve gone viral. I’ve been betrayed.
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Are we all still trying to maintain a work/life balance or nah?
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I took the Higgs-Boson personality test and it revealed that I have molecular tendencies
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I can see the similarity
Old white dude in a long sleeve shirt sitting on a beach with his arms spread out. The caption reads “Experts Think This Could Be Like Buying Amazon at $0.77”
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/07/2026
pretending you’re a pundit and not obviously addicted to arguing online is a pathetic way to use social media. social media is for posting toilet jokes and replying “hell yeah” to cool shit
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
on.soundcloud.com/e69ni0J9j6Yt...
soundcloud.com
O3 (Canadian Drift Mix)
Listen to O3 (Canadian Drift Mix) by Jeremy Ensley #np on #SoundCloud
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I was just informed that pubes are mainstream now
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My guardian angel just asked what my body count is to see if it’s worth watching over me
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Today’s song selection;
youtu.be
Try Not To Breathe
YouTube video by R.E.M. - Topic
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A patch of daisies growing outside but one has pink petals while the others’ are all white
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’m joining the UFC as a boxer who is never late. My ring name will be The Punctual Pugilist
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So far, this Willenium has been crazy
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Have you considered the wonders?
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Damn squatters
A photo of a mama robin perched on her nest built on a section of roof gutterA baby robin peeking its head over the nest in the other photo, mouth open for food
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
What do I do if I can’t find my hi-vis vest?
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I miss you
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Will I ever have my druthers?
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Tired: “Drat. Foiled again.” Inspired: “RIP to my nefarious undertakings.”
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
2026 who else?
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Have friends who will dance
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
What’s your favorite song on my set list? Put it in the comments and I’ll give you a shoutout before I play it tonight.
A notecard with a string of seemingly random numbers written on it
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I try to play it safe. There is a posting speed limit btw, everyone…
Bluesky License for my account which looks kind of like a driver’s license and includes stats on my activity.
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I’m playing some things from my little beat machine at a bar tomorrow. I don’t know why. You don’t need to come. I don’t know why I even posted this.
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I wish my fellow heteros a somber, contemplative Shame month
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I do not grant permission to riff on my posts. Repost this if you do not give permission to riff on your posts
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Jer @hotcellar.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My daily aesthetic goal is tourist on vacation
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