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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 10h
"Memoirs are entertainment not sociological case studies" well maybe they should be!!
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 10h
Why are memoirs lyyyying to me? I know for the purposes of entertainment some parts might be condensed and some people amalgamated, but if I wanted a smooth narrative I would be reading fiction! If you're going to completely remove or change the context of key parts just do "based on a true story"
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Saw a baby today and gave it very normal complements (nice round head, not overly alien looking) and important facts (the brain's natural state for hiccups is on, and this has to be overridden)
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unfortunately gratitude journals only do so much, and attempting to act as other people's gratitude journals is counterproductive
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry about your country :/
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ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴢᴍᴀꜱᴄʜɪɴᴇ @autokafka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is only scratching the surface but the new Brazilian congress includes: 12 of 14 deputies who voted to sack the treasury to bail out the Banco Master, the biggest corruption scandal since Petrobras Two people who ran over pedestrians and got away with it.
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am often pondering that most people have dozens of others who think about them occasionally and generally wish them well, but that this isn't quite enough to actually make them well. When it hundreds or thousands of people who want you to do well, it's somehow even harder to capture
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apheliotropism.bsky.social @apheliotropism.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is fascinating (although also very sad) article. I think LRC was the first trans man I ever (knowingly) saw, and I was kind of bowled over by what his images said about the potential of transition. (Content warning: the article does discuss LRC's self-inflicted death)
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I am willing to make"
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No-one is talking about the impact of AI girlfriends on the international catfishing market
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Secret queer dystopia level
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am continuing to be very Normal by not sending my friends detailed information about horrific crimes or disastrous environmental facts. The world is very Normal and things are going just fine
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What we must abolish is me having to get up an hour earlier. We should keep permanent daylight savings time
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sun is wasted on the morning! The afternoon is freedom time
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We must abolish this
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about how rich I'd be if I didn't have chronic anxiety. because I would have started a lucrative cult by now
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are obvious humanitarian issues with harsh sentences and the death penalty, but one of the more subtle problems is that they give the illusion of justice. And this distracts people from looking at and addressing the underlying causes
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Try this one. The coloured bits provide the focal point. Unfocussing your eyes and then slowly moving the phone back and forth may help also
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and if the cops describe the perpetrator as "a genius" you are witnessing a corrupt and incompetent investigation beyond imagining
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
True crime is a fraught genre, but a little tip that will improve your experience is that any time a cop describes the suspect as "smart", you're about to encounter some of the most bumbling criminal moves you have ever heard of, followed by an absolute mess of an investigation
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
After a lifetime of never being able to see a magic eye puzzle, I finally figured it out last year, and they were horribly oversold?I was expecting some psychedelic wonder image and instead it was silhouettes the whole time? Why would you deceive me like this
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well this is definitely the funniest name for blood type that is almost impossible to find donations of
Joe and his tree brothers are among 14 Australian blood donors with an extremely rare blood type called Jk null
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Although if I can make a respectful observation those cucumbers are zucchinis
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes positioning the argument in the greater framework also takes away any possibility that the minority group HAS done something wrong. Are trans women causing problems in bathrooms? No, it's that we're misogynistically policing womanhood to uphold patriarchy
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The third book in a series introduced men as characters and I realised ohh that's why I was having a good time up until now
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm certainly not going to do anything radical with my eyebrows
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am being so Normal about life circumstances. Not being depressed or despairing! If you catch me staring into the distance that's just calibrating to be extra Normal. Everything is fine and very Normal
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ah, they call it polling hand
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My cat meowed to awaken me at 6am and consequently I will no longer be proceeding with the cloning process
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ZOE HELL 1999 @saintzoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm bisexual in the sense that I love women kissing and sometimes a guy gets stabbed
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine researching your family tree and coming across this
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New dystopian use of technology just dropped
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 20/09/2026
Fully electric aviation has some major challenges (mostly: batteries are heavy and don't get lighter as they get used up) but I love the idea of decreasing aircraft emissions through a hybrid approach, perhaps as a step toward new, clever solutions for fully electric air transport in the future.
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ok who doesn't want to go see the Tasmanian doomsday monolith recording our imminent demise though
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I don't understand why the character did this 😠" Well it's in the text so how about you have a look at that
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am glad people are reading books but some people need a bit more practice before they start posting reviews online
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i’m not saying i’m gonna DO it i’m just pointing out how suspicious it is that of all animals we’re some of the only ones who bother shlepping around on just two legs
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another glorious day on our one precious earth and I am once again spending it house hunting
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Because for a regular person this is gross, but for people up to this kind of extreme sports nonsense? Coming into contact with fecal matter is the least of your health worries
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I do feel more attention should be on the event, rather than the athlete - surely there should be some disinfection protocols etc.
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Imagine having a diarrhoea incident so bad that you have to apologise to "the people of China"
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is distinct from the other type of viral diarrhoea currently running rampant in the US
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 17/09/2026
Seems fine? Very normal ratio of crocodile to athlete??
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not if she wants to come back in the next year or so
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I'm not spiralling! I'm not spiralling" I continue to insist whilst I curl into the fetal position and scroll through international flight deals
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The (fri)end times @horrorvacui.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I suspect part of the choice to have a 'they' and an 'it' in the Monk and Robot series is ease of writing Another author I am reading is using a variety of neopronouns, which did drop the suspense early in one scene, because if only one character uses a set pronoun that is identifiable
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