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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️

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I'm Dusk (he/they). Seattle. Dumb gooner himbo (21+ only). Opinionated reply guy. Twitch Streamer every Wed/Fri/Sat @ www.twitch.tv/duskiethebear 🎼🎮💻🚶🏳️‍🌈🍆🎲🌐🐈🐕🥣🧀

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 17h
gooby pls
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limp wristed tall person @peterpiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
do you think the small town girl living in a lonely world ever tried gay stuff with the uptown girl living in her uptown world?
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 21h
WHERE'S MY AUTISTIC TRAIN PEOPLE
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 07/10/2026
when i was a kid, everyone in my neighborhood had squirt guns because 90's were primo Super Soaker times. some nosy gramma called the cops because we were "playing with large guns". we all got in trouble with our parents and half the kids got theirs taken away, me and my sibs included.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*so important*: if you’re voting by mail, assume the USPS will delay because it’s its policy. You can: —put it in drop box —go to counter to watch them postmark in front of you —if you’re dropping it in a mailbox, do it VERY EARLY.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 07/10/2026
If I was a server, this would be me.
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@EmmyJamesComedy she’s doing her best
YouTube video by Caroline Easom
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 06/10/2026
I can *hear* this accent
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 06/10/2026
If your body hurts with the onset of colder weather it may be time to consider that you're taking fall damage.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 06/10/2026
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
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Tim Curry in Rocky Horror: Not Easy
Alt: Tim Curry in Rocky Horror as Dr. Frank N. Furter, looking pointedly at another character and saying "It's not easy having a good time."
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 06/10/2026
The Walking Dead and Glee. Both started okay, but got so, so bad. Thankfully, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and The Good Place restored my hope a little bit I still don't really watch TV anymore because of how bad both the other shows were.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 06/10/2026
Oh my gods i'm not the only one! I don't watch TV anymore and TWD was a major catalyst in kicking the habit
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 06/10/2026
WPP:
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 06/10/2026
Maybe it had access to your emails and knew your arrival time from a plane confirmation, and planned a notification around that?
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 06/10/2026
We got one Giant Takitaro, which I need to chain into the Namitaro, and then two Namitaro bites on that 1 minute chain timer and it got away both times.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 06/10/2026
Now we are fishing for Namitaro and failing miserably.
A picture of a large, muscular catman in a cute fishing outfit standing in a creek and with his back to a small waterfall, with his line on his fishing rod cast and two exclamation marks above his head, denoting an uncommon catch. He is preparing to reel it in.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 06/10/2026
NINE HECCIN CLEARS IN THIS FARM EFF YEAH
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 06/10/2026
hecc
Location: Faerie
Time Limit: 60m
Recruiter: Callisto Pridemane
hecc on rails wing farm / hecctor / heccin AR cheese / heccin static intermission / hecc
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 06/10/2026
KING is a sensationalist hellscape. I stopped paying attention to them ages ago.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 06/10/2026
I've got suggestions, living in the region: Make the transit taxpayer funded. Make the ultra wealthy pay their share. Pay the captains and crew and pay them well. Give them affordable and comprehensive benefits. Give them training if they need or ask for it. Treat no one like theyre "above" any job
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 06/10/2026
Tangent, but I want to point out that luddites weren't against technology as a rule, they were more against its misuse and lack of oversight.
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i dont want to download an app i don't want a qr code menu i dont want to talk to an ai assistant i dont want ai summaries for my searches i dont want to optimize my workflow i dont want to jump on a call i dont want to rate anything i don't want to create an account LEAVEME ADLONEe
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 05/10/2026
Whatever you do, definitely do not show her Ocabanda.
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Chrono Trigger: Millennial Fair Jazz Cover || insaneintherainmusic (feat. Ocabanda)
YouTube video by insaneintherainmusic
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 05/10/2026
I had an online friend who was like a gay father figure to me killed in the San Bernardino shooting. Wild the connections we've made.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 04/10/2026
This chili is amazeballs
A picture of a very involved chili, with blakc beans, jalapenos, ancho Chile sauce, corn, celery, tomatoes, and onions, and spices with bay leaves all simmering down in a large pot.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 04/10/2026
Boyfriend: [*points to gearshift*] Look, it's even uncircumcised!
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 04/10/2026
@gaycubsuperhero.bsky.social is going to learn him the Midwestern wonders and joys of chili with cinnamon rolls. @andrewfleer.com would be proud.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 03/10/2026
Maybe I can knock out some Mentor Roulettes today.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 03/10/2026
So, Shadow is my favorite Sonic character, let's see what Sonic X Shadow Generations is about...
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 02/10/2026
I closed mine with my chin
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 02/10/2026
Mine was DPS loooooooooool. I've been getting back into WHM lately but I don't have any parsing programs running all the time.
an infographic showing that I spent the most time on Pictomancer in FFXIV, 47% of it to be exact.an infographic showing my parses for a few activities, my highest being in alliance raids.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 01/10/2026
"Well let me spell it out anyways: I need to remove a cylinder filled with microwaved mashed potatoes and bananas from an M&M Mini's and the cylinder must not be harmed. No one is giving me a straight answer and they keep claiming it's just my dick and it's NOT my dick, I SWEAR it's NOT my penis."
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 01/10/2026
Now you should talk with them as if you're going to and randomly hang up every time. Mid-sentence, even. Waste their time, make them miss sales targets because of you. They'll stop.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me tomorrow
COMING UP

GOBLIN TIME

image shows a man in a dracula costume with teeth out
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 01/10/2026
I'll Kingdom on his Hearts until he Final Mix.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 30/09/2026
WPP:
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 30/09/2026
My local Target was never the same after my high school got a hold of the polos.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 30/09/2026
A party list from Final Fantasy XIV with two player names censored, and the third from a Callisto Pridemane (the poster), and Kaiyoko Star in the fourth position.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 30/09/2026
We had *the* Kaiyoko Star in our Doomtrain EX farm party on Monday night, and nothing I had was cute enough. I was in shambles.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 30/09/2026
New stripper name: Pony Bologna
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 29/09/2026
P12S is incredibly easy to cheese now, you only have to know two mechanics: the separated party members flagging spread/stack in phase 1, and Classical Concepts in phase 2. Considering we're only being handed E8S right now, were probably not seeing the Axolotl in Mogtomes for a few years.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 28/09/2026
Yeah, businesses can bribe them for a higher grade.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 28/09/2026
Also, this is a friendly PSA that the Better Business Bureau isn't some big bad government entity. They're just another business. They have no pull with anyone who aren't boomers or Gen X'ers who think their entitlement is worth abusing service workers over.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 28/09/2026
I never put any stock in reviews. Whoever decided to let people think their shit take on a lack of smiling had equal merit and creedence to someone else's genuine critique of an establishment's cleanliness issues absolutely ruined what reviews were meant to do and be.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 28/09/2026
Then they need to pay for that.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 28/09/2026
Service workers don't exist to metaphorically fellate you. They are there to do a job. They owe you ***nothing*** outside of the service they provide. If you're paying for a coffee, you will get a coffee. You aren't owed or entitled to a pleasant conversation as well, that's extra. A lot extra.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 28/09/2026
If you want a coffee, pay for your coffee and leave the people alone. You aren't entitled to their interaction outside of what you pay for.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 28/09/2026
The basic requirements of the role do not include niceties. You don't need to gas up a can of peas before putting it in a grocery bag and compliments aren't required to make a coffee grinder work. If you want professionalism, make sure they're paid a professional wage with your tip.
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 28/09/2026
Theatre people with knives?
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Alan Rickman as Dr. Lazarus: It's Just Not Fair
Alt: Alan Rickman as Dr. Lazarus in galaxy quest with his hands on his hips saying "it's just not fair".
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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 27/09/2026
Hyper-optimizing everything takes the fun out of anything. No wonder that guy's joyless, right?
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