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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 06/10/2026

Now we are fishing for Namitaro and failing miserably.

A picture of a large, muscular catman in a cute fishing outfit standing in a creek and with his back to a small waterfall, with his line on his fishing rod cast and two exclamation marks above his head, denoting an uncommon catch. He is preparing to reel it in.

Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 02/10/2026

Mine was DPS loooooooooool. I've been getting back into WHM lately but I don't have any parsing programs running all the time.

an infographic showing that I spent the most time on Pictomancer in FFXIV, 47% of it to be exact.

an infographic showing my parses for a few activities, my highest being in alliance raids.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 27/09/2026

Set #9/200. I paused the Mentor Roulette grind to actually play through a bunch of content and properly adjust to having a new job and a partner, because when I started this set, I barely had one and didn't have the other. I'm also finding I'm getting burnt out easily on ARR stuff.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 10/09/2026

I'M ALREADY FUCKING DONE WITH BST!!!!! Fuck I never want to level this class again. So many dummies with no gear or completely underleveled gear dying in one hit in PF and then ranting at the party when they don't get PD'd. Fuck.

A final fantasy xiv level gauge showing the abbreviation for "Beastmaster" and the level at 50 with the EXP meter unable to gain anymore.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 04/09/2026

Seeing as I now live in Seattle, awesome. I clearly wanted nothing to do with my Midwestern roots....savages....

A heat map showing where my dialect most closely matches. Seattle, Portland, and San Francisco are highlighted cities.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 02/09/2026

Whatever they're giving you is not fiber lol. My wireless speeds are 10+ times faster than that with laughably negligible ping.

An internet speed test result with a download speed of 289Mbps and 34ms ping

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 28/08/2026

If you see this post your getaway vehicle

a picture of the interstellar mining ship Red Dwarf. It's a red hexagonal ship with w hexagonal cone on one end, with spokes connected laterally that are coming out of the small end of the cone. The name red dwarf is painted on a white field on the cone in red

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 22/08/2026

SHE'S SERVINGGGGGGG SLAY CUNTY SLAYYYYYYY

A purple starfish-like Pokemon with a red gem in the center, and it uses two of its arms as arms and two more and elongated legs. She is serving so much cunt

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 13/08/2026

I'll be fine, if more twinky than I wanna be.

A picture of commander Shepard from the game mass effect, wearing futuristic combat armor and holding a gun

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 11/08/2026

I'm retiring from Destiny 2. With no community to keep me engaged in content I would actually enjoy running, there's nothing in the game for me anymore.

A man with a gun slung across his back wearing a deer-shaped helmet with antlers and glowing eyes. It is dusk and he is framed in front of a moon-sized orb hovering over a metopolitan city

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 29/07/2026

HOLY SHIT OMFG AHHHH BAKE DEM COOKIES!

A direct copy of the replies to tweet with a couple words crossed out so it looks like "Ya boy is going to the Summer Olympics in 2028!", removing the "(to watch)" portion.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 29/07/2026

I'm marry-able? last time I took this I was in the orange, close to the red. Holy shit :D

A graph showing me as 9.5/10 hot, and 4.5/10 crazy, which puts me in the "Marriage" category.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 20/07/2026

I've spoken a few times about my boyfriend on here but I've never thought to post him until now. Here @gaycubsuperhero.bsky.social is, on the left.

Two men standing next to each other in a park and smoking, taking a selfie together. The man on the left has a large beard and nose ring, and the man on the right is wearing a ball cap, sunglasses, and a The Dear Hunter T-shirt.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 13/07/2026

I don't think you installed the correct one. Mine doesn't have ads and never did.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 13/07/2026

Ok fine, astrology wins this once. Purples and greens are my thing.

An astrology color palate, showing Capricorn sun as a dark green with a tinge of blue, a Sagittarius moon as a vivid indigo, a Pisces rising as a bluish seafoam, and Aquarius Venus as a pastel lilac.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 03/07/2026

This is why I don't follow thirst trap accounts. There's no engagement. The poster doesn't give a fuck, it's just a "number go up" factory. I follow people, not engagement farms.

An adult post with 5 comments and 450+ likes.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 02/07/2026

FedEx destroyed one of our espresso machines, blamed it on "employees of consigner company loading freight incorrectly" or some shit that blamed us. We inspect these machines before handing them over to the shipper. We fired FedEx.

An espresso machine on a broken pallet base, with crushed cardboard reinforcement, causing the machine to sit at an angle.

An espresso machine head with a smashed screen and removed plastic wrap.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 25/06/2026

I'm not gonna pretend I haven't fucked around with it. I call this one "No One Ever Becomes Banana Bread"

A picture of a brown banana with X's for eyes, showing that he's dead

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 23/06/2026

Unrelated to the article (which is hilarious), but speaking as a musician, "bass boost"/bass-first audio is the single worst "innovation" in music industry history, and I will fucking die on that hill.

“If it were possible to disable their APO, word would get out that “You can get heavier bass if you go through these steps,” and of course you want more bass, right? I mean, who doesn’t want more bass?

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 20/06/2026

With Anna Garcia's new VIP episode going live, I would like to remind you all that Anna is Dropout's sleeper smash hit.

Anna garcia in a tiny cowboy hat, handcuffed, and with instructions velcro'd on her like "Wearing a Tiny Cowboy Hat" and "Very Rudely"

Anna Garcia in a giant cowboy hat that engulfs her entire head, and several instructions on her velcro suit like "Wear a huge cowboy hat" and "no filler words", while striking a triumphant rock out pose.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 08/06/2026

Show off your header: I have no idea where this came from, it's at least a decade old, I used it on the bird app before transitioning to Bluesky

A NES controller with a rainbow coming out the bottom in a blocky, 70's isometric style/perspective.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 04/06/2026

New place replacing the convenience store a couple blocks from home. Judging by the name and logo only, and the fact they repainted the white and blue building jet black, how is this anything other than a gay bar?

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 03/06/2026

My reaction when a co-worker says he had lunch with his "partner" during this, the month of de ghey.

A dog squinting like it's suspicious of something behind a semi-opaque pride flag.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 31/05/2026

Describe your Bluesky account in an single image

A large shirtless, grey furred and white created and haired catman is holding two short swords in a resting but also combat ready stance. They are bronze and resemble railway spikes a little bit.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 28/05/2026

I am so ball-ticklingly close to just being caught up.

My character stats for my FFXIV character.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 27/05/2026

Wait, something I didn't register before....you're also a Hroth!!!!

A very large man holding an axe and dressed like a barbarian carrying a smaller guy dressed as a fighter over his shoulder with the caption "Must protecc!" on either side of the large man's head.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 27/05/2026

AST recognizes AST! You ever want better gear, I'm happy to help run.

A large catman in refined military-like robing pondering a bunch of tarot-like cards orbiting a planisphere.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 20/05/2026

I made it onto the Duty Commenced NA livestream with Jollibee! I'm the grey-haired/bearded Hrothgar (catman) in red with the red bandana over the eyes in the dead center!! #jollibee #xiv #dutycommenced #ffxiv

a picture of a small, sharply dressed-in-red lalafell in the front of a large crowd of various fantasy characters, with webcam inserts on the lower corners denoting a livestream environment.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 17/05/2026

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 16/05/2026

That was fast. Already invited to The Function.

[18:01][CWLS2]<Papa D.> hi gays
[18:01][CWLS2]<Frederick A.> gays? where
[18:01][CWLS2]<Papa D.> papa's here
[18:01][CWLS2]<Mako H.> Lakeland ( 6.2 , 37.1 )o/ hey papa

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 15/05/2026

Ok same but like my phone would like me to actually Chill The Fuck Out

A screenshot from a phone showing data usage on a Google Fi network of 21.5 GB.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 15/05/2026

Your moral philosophy is your last saved meme.

A Goodfellas film poster, with the faces replaced with prominent Lalafell characters from final fantasy XIV and the title changed to LalaFellas

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 13/05/2026

I'm a furry. Papa is my fursona. I experimented with that identity in FFXIV with a humanoid cat race called the Hrothgar; Papa fits my idea of my fursona perfectly. All that to say: My hot take is that if you don't like that I'm a furry for any reason, especially "moral" ones, we can't be friends.

A well-built, shirtless cat-like man with black fur and white hair, with a white crest of fur axcenting his shoulders, chest, and forearms. He is wearing a red blindfold and a red and black checkered kerchief. The moonlight is illuminating the line of his muscles. He is holding two identical swords that look like bronze, barbed railway spikes with purple-lit accents.

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Callisto's Creepy Corner 🕸️ @hornyhimbo.com · 13/05/2026

Anyone with this label is *immediately* sexy. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

a page showing account labels for Bluesky, with the "AI Hater" label prominent and listed first.

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