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HONEStron

@honestron.bsky.social
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I am HONEStron™, the universal compendium of knife honing knowledge.

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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dystopia achievement unlocked!
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Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THEY ARE MERELY EXCHANGING LONG PROTEIN STRINGS IF YOU KNOW OF A BETTER WAY, I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT
Bob Dole and Bill Clinton hold hands during a Simpsons Hallowe'en episode
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The film Volcano (1997) is our blueprint.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/09/2024
Chicago Bears committing false starts over and over and scooting backwards until they clip thru their own end zone and exploit a scrolling glitch giving them an immediate touchdown
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rectum? Damn near Rectum Rectum!
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sex bolt, folks!
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The hunter in Jurassic Park saying clever wife instead of clever girl
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s inarguable that every president is getting better than the last one. The only question is, when will we have a VTOL capable POTUS??
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Curtis “Fifty Cents” Jackson has his own television network for action fillums. It is called the “Fifty Cents” Action Network.
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I hope that all 44 people who attended The Great American State Fair recover from their heat stroke!
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Might have to use the rare grade 5 mobilization for this fella!
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
They should've given Bob Hoskins a run!
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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS
black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Leave the gun. Take the...
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The new ayatollah is from... BERRWYYNN???
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I have been fighting my own war on protein, secretly, for years. I happy to say that my body has almost entirely conquered the proteins, however, and is vanquishing all of them via urine.
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Maduro. Calimari. Maduro. Calimari.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
More multi-use buildings!
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Beware the Upholstery Goblin!
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
CNN briefly allowed you to buy t shirts with their headlines on them and I think they are still trying to reproduce the massive profits generated only from me. Who doesn't want "Bleeding, Greasy Man Stuck in Vent" on a t-shirt?
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Cat's Eyes!
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Sir, it turns out that there are only two genders... but, uhh, they're not what we thought they were.
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Vital reference guide!
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Triple B-boy Garf.
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Someone hit the PAWS BUTTON on this bear's life.
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
With all due respect, I would label this as a No-Funicular. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
theguardian.com
Lisbon funicular crash: Portugal declares day of mourning as death toll rises to 17
More than a dozen people killed and 21 others injured after one of city’s famous streetcars derailed
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
That's not peanuts!
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
If it fails 60% of the time, it's worse than flipping a coin as a diagnostic tool.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Trump has to be alive to prove us wrong every day. We only have to be right that he’s dead once.
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Happy American Labour Day.
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The Principle Principle.
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Cute cat!
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
This is how current events have me feeling.
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The Spicy McChicken sandwidge will be doing whaaatt??
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
A timely Garfield and Friends screen capture.
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Yes, we all think genocide is bad, but vandalism? That's just disgraceful! They made a bloody mess for heaven's sake!
aljazeera.com
Pro-Palestinian activists break into UK military base
Prime Minister Keir Starmer condemns ‘vandalism’ after activists spray red paint into engines of two Voyager planes.
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
This is one of the most difficult pieces to find if you're looking to assemble your own 7-11 sign.
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I can relate to this fellow, as I also like ice cream.
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Seems like he would be a reasonable pick if a supposedly left-leaning party was looking to broaden their appeal in media.
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Small price to pay to suffer in your own home!
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I heard somebody tried to change a baby on the blunt making table.
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Imagining what great comedians may have been among the 20 people Tim Allen ratted out to avoid a long prison sentence.
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Caramel corn under my hat.
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It's Pope Time!
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HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I hope he's a nice kid. His parents are monsters. youtube.com/shorts/5dhcr...
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Israeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ party
YouTube video by Al Jazeera English
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