Reposted by HONEStronSpicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026THEY ARE MERELY EXCHANGING LONG PROTEIN STRINGS IF YOU KNOW OF A BETTER WAY, I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT 01745
Reposted by HONEStronPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/09/2024Chicago Bears committing false starts over and over and scooting backwards until they clip thru their own end zone and exploit a scrolling glitch giving them an immediate touchdown 2442
Reposted by HONEStroncaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️ 70149183713
HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It’s inarguable that every president is getting better than the last one. The only question is, when will we have a VTOL capable POTUS?? 000
HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Curtis “Fifty Cents” Jackson has his own television network for action fillums. It is called the “Fifty Cents” Action Network. 000
HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I hope that all 44 people who attended The Great American State Fair recover from their heat stroke! 030
HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Might have to use the rare grade 5 mobilization for this fella! 020
Reposted by HONEStronold uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS 3584182223
HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I have been fighting my own war on protein, secretly, for years. I happy to say that my body has almost entirely conquered the proteins, however, and is vanquishing all of them via urine. 000
Reposted by HONEStronCharles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE 126182366487
HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 08/12/2025CNN briefly allowed you to buy t shirts with their headlines on them and I think they are still trying to reproduce the massive profits generated only from me. Who doesn't want "Bleeding, Greasy Man Stuck in Vent" on a t-shirt? 000
HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Sir, it turns out that there are only two genders... but, uhh, they're not what we thought they were. 010
HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 04/09/2025With all due respect, I would label this as a No-Funicular. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...theguardian.comLisbon funicular crash: Portugal declares day of mourning as death toll rises to 17More than a dozen people killed and 21 others injured after one of city’s famous streetcars derailed 000
HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 02/09/2025If it fails 60% of the time, it's worse than flipping a coin as a diagnostic tool. 000
Reposted by HONEStronJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Trump has to be alive to prove us wrong every day. We only have to be right that he’s dead once. 11018
HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 18/07/2025The Spicy McChicken sandwidge will be doing whaaatt?? 300
HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Yes, we all think genocide is bad, but vandalism? That's just disgraceful! They made a bloody mess for heaven's sake!aljazeera.comPro-Palestinian activists break into UK military basePrime Minister Keir Starmer condemns ‘vandalism’ after activists spray red paint into engines of two Voyager planes. 020
HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 10/06/2025This is one of the most difficult pieces to find if you're looking to assemble your own 7-11 sign. 120
HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I can relate to this fellow, as I also like ice cream. 000
HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Seems like he would be a reasonable pick if a supposedly left-leaning party was looking to broaden their appeal in media. 000
HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I heard somebody tried to change a baby on the blunt making table. 110
HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Imagining what great comedians may have been among the 20 people Tim Allen ratted out to avoid a long prison sentence. 000
HONEStron @honestron.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I hope he's a nice kid. His parents are monsters. youtube.com/shorts/5dhcr...youtube.comIsraeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ partyYouTube video by Al Jazeera English 000