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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Few will ever see it. Most will be too afraid to share
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Hank Green is Kiki and John Green is Bouba, I think that makes the most sense
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Artist people on my phone, I need someone to draw Gingy Ito (Gingy Shrek x Junji Ito)
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I am ashamed to say that I only know about this flower because of Pikmin Bloom
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Reposting so I can get more of this on my feed 🗣🔥 This drawing makes me *feel*, dammit
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Some days I got the juice to play the hard level of Pips, but I fear most days, I do not 😔
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Feeling maternal towards those iron filing pets. Yes, that is my son playing fetch with his ball and yes, that is him pooping his own existence for me to put back in his food bowl. Yes yes.
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I went to the doctor and oh my god, I actually have to do the Game Grumps meme and consume Prilosec
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Been having tummy troubles and lemme tell ya: prune juice will completely obliterate you and clear you out holy shit
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Who embalmed Stallone tf
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Once bitten and Twice shy?? Twice would never bite their fans and they're natural performers smh /j
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I love you falafel Mars rock!! 🗣🔥
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
How many of my followers are actually humans?? If you're a bot you gotta tell me that you're a bot-
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
You aren't a Kpop Demon Hunter, you're a Depop Demonia Scavenger–sit down ajfhskk
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I just dont know how much I can trust wine simply titled "Josh"
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Alex Horne is much like Jerma in that they are both oh so little and small
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
busta rhymes on a float at the macy's thanksgiving parade with the ninja turtles
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Barney doesn't seem like the powerful institution he once was.
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Colonel Sanders looking suspiciously like Hideo Kojima
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
The two strongest Mongolian people in all of history appear to be Genghis Khan and Adiyasuren from Team Mongolia from Physical Asia
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Definitely feels weird when a local sports team gets so big that it doesn't feel "local" anymore, yknow?
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
If formaldehyde is for embalming and lasting forever, maybe casualdehyde can be the low commitment version of that
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Seeking: Friend group that is willing to commit to a group costume Requirements: Not fall apart before Halloween is remotely close
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Drink a Lot of Water, Piss a Lot of Pee
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maud @peloriemate.net · 25/10/2025
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
"Art crime professor" is such a cool title, shoutout to Erin Thompson LMAO
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Andy Richter lives to dance another day and I could not be happier
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Leading my small-yet-devoted faction of friends to use all their votes on Andy Richter on Dancing with the Stars has been a rewarding experience. The man tries so earnestly
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
My first thought was "Wow, that cat's so old!" and then I thought more :(
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dracu laura ⋆ ⚰︎ ˚。⋆ @laurakillsmen.sparkle.blue · 16/10/2025
who up monstering they mash
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Okay so it's not just me-Facebook local news comment sections are actually just...terrible, right??
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
People keep comparing Sam Reich to other game show hosts, but what people fail to recognize is that he's actually gijinka Ruff Ruffman
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
New goal in life is to do something monumental enough to get one of them "Philippines is proud of you!!" banners ✊️
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Carly Rae Jepsen makes me wanna be Canadian ✊️😔
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
So a decidual cast is like...a cursed Dortito
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Did such a long shift at the poop factory, my god
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Jurphenstein's Monster @jurph.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The advisor from SimCity hollers at the player, "YOU CAN'T LET A FROG DANCE EROTICALLY AT YOUR SWAT TEAM! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!" The typeface is Chicago but the city is Portland.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
#WarRavagedPortland
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Using all 10 of my Dancing with the Stars votes on Andy Richter just to feel something. I'll vote on my mom's phone too why not
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
2% milk? Where's the other 98% of it
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
All I'm saying is I've never seen a Rivian driver successfully zipper merge
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I love that Anthony Fantano lowkey looks like that one otter from animal crossing. What a good time
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Out here doing music the looooong way
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Man,Weird Al shouldn’t have to grovel for money like this. He is a musical legend.
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
At first I had beef with the guy at my local open mic that made his standup set entirely out of masturbation jokes, but now that he's had week after week of new masturbation material every time, I've come to respect the grind. Funny away, Captain Gooner
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Bechdel test, but for Frog and Toad
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Devastatingly adorable cat
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Honeygum @hoidi.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Currently at war with my body's impeccable ability to keep mucus at the back of my sinuses high enough where it can't get swallowed down, but not enough to blow out
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