The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The 'discovery' chime going off in my head like I'm the winter soldier. 030
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes, when there is very obvious reply/gif, I'll set a little over/under for myself before clicking thru. I was waaay under this time lol 121
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Only accepting answers in Werner Herzog's voice/cadence 010
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Awesome! My brain refuses to settle on concave or convex. 010
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Bought SW: Zero Company a couple weeks ago and was like...is that? No way. It has to be. 010
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hey, at least they're signaling while changing lanes! 1760
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just how everybody was hoping the Lanterns finale would start. Flashbacks! 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don't got the power because I gots the monkeys... 010
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Extra funny how, in the movie, people using those words is clearly meant to be a signifier of everyone getting dumber. But as it goes with these things the end result is just people thinking that it's funny/cool to say that shit. 070
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The army of spiders I've saved from the shower will swarm mine enemies. 001
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I lean no just because I like thinking of WE ultimately as a loser fanboy of the Lodge. There's something deeply funny about how he just gets totally roasted immediately when he gets in. He thinks his smarts and everything can put him on Bob's level but it doesn't work like that. 131
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026One last call by Kruk. The whole family is getting together for this one. 050
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That was a theme of The Last Jedi. not the whole trilogy. Might have been interesting to follow through with but oh well. 030
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Meanwhile the actually exciting stuff (alternate energy/EVs) is getting choked off. 1362
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*shuddering* How could you leave me here so long with Uncle Walter? 010
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The moment at the very end when he calls his mom as Charlie, says one word ("mom?"), and mom immediately says "Charlie?"... that only works because Cage made us believe we were watching two different people. Kills me every time. 060
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Also, like... you're not legally obligated to give the guy at the counter your government name. 1131
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I saw the movie once in theatres when it came out 30+ years ago...I can still hear this image. 110
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The holo-motion ads for this on the blue line in Chicago were easily the coolest ad campaign I've ever seen. 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@colemk.bsky.social and @alexpavlovic.bsky.social doing the Bane voice* "We were born to the chicken tenders at Oracle discourse, molded by it." 020
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My god. Thinking about you Kuip. Whoop this thing's ass. 010
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 19/09/2026They should start with the Playstation boot-up sound for the console from when you were in 10th grade and then peak with a "Seegaaa" 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yeah, I know all that stuff. Still dislike. And the big twist in the story just made everything less compelling. I applaud it as an achievement and love that it found its audience. 120
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'd imagine it's because of the parry mechanics (even more worthy of scorn) 1150
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maybe the Joes Rogan of the left were the Joes Rogan of the left we made along the way. 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Real question. I've always wanted to do this but I snoooore. Are the walls too thin? I don't want to get Orient Expressed by all the other passengers. 230
