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olivia 🍷🎶

@hobisexually.bsky.social
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she/her • 34 • nsfw (ao3: onlyhuman) • 🩷💜💙 loves a good (jump)suit, is a self-proclaimed boob man, suffers from sopekook brain worms + a mingyu brain…melt?

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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vhope going to South America in their current ideations is powerful enough that I felt it psychically. Godspeed to everyone involved especially the five other members
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
as someone with a kitchen full of artsy cat prints namjoon really is trying to get to my heart with that goddamn exhibition isn’t he
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you expect me to talk about how Taehyung is shirtless at every opportunity you expect too much of me, but I did take intense notes on Jimin loudly appreciating Hoseok’s flexibility on main
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my top three surprised me in the sense that I don’t know when namseok and namkook surpassed sope and namgi but it does seem about right
Screenshot of my BTS ship ranking top 9, in order: 

Hopekook 
Namkook
Namseok
Sope
Namgi
Yoonjin 
2seok
Namjin
YoonkookContinued ranking, 10-18 in order: 

Jihope
Jikook
Taejoon
Yoonmin
Vhope
Taejin
Vmin
Jinkook
Minimoniranking 19-21

Taegi
Taekook
Jinmin
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
at this point I’m not even feral anymore just dejectedly resigned to this fate
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ying sobbed to outro: tear @centuryeggtears.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
so many years ago hobi grabbed the mic away from joon because joon was going crazy trying to english for all of them. now joon gives hobi the mic and looks on as hobi speaks english, sharing the load, then presses the mic back into joon's hands... all the things, to get here
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
SCREECHING FERAL NOISES 2.0
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
SCREECHING FERAL NOISES
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
disappointed about one particular aspect of my life (and it’s what she wanted most) but impressed as fuck by everything else so that evens it out I guess
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
love how the second the sun disappears and my rainy country starts doing its thing and the sun goes down quicker the seasonal monster IMMEDIATELY starts waking up again 🫩
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
how many times did he have to practice this to be able to record a version where he doesn’t gag, do you think?
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is charming specifically because you know he literally does this all of the time even when there’s no one around
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
again, super hypothetically, one might finally have finally received them and one might be obsessed so your suggestions have been taken into consideration and at least one faceless one is hypothetically going to be framed 🫡
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
all those pair of shoes just to have options on tour is so real of him, I get him spiritually
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ck really is both a burden and a blessing on our existence huh
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
big up to my insane about hoseok origin story (the purple jumpsuit)
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
……… and no one alerted me BECAUSE???????
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clarz ☔🚀 @clarz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
how to settle your jungkook
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clarz ☔🚀 @clarz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
you all know the one but let's look at it again anyway, just to really drive ourselves right to the cliff's edge of madness 🤗
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HIATUS 🔞Namjoon’s Pokemon Card Binder💜| no age in bio = BLOCKED @aglioeollieo.borasky.com · 14/09/2026
Haven't seen this around bsky yet Jungkook is such a fucking MENACE original post: x.com/kookjin_roun...
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
just reread this because a friend wanted to read it and I read along with her and I’m unhappy and ashamed to report that I even drive myself insane with this one 😮‍💨 (made a mistake writing a pwp with a fmc that is exactly my type. why did I do that.)
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
big day for annoying people btw (me and namjoon)
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
happy birthday joonie. really wanted to post the next chapter of ground rules to celebrate but unfortunately my brain is currently uncomfortably similar to fictional you’s, to the point that I don’t really want to experience it twice at the moment. let’s say that only confirms your importance?
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hobi I know he’s tempting but you are in the middle of a conversation, my guy
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this is a safe space to say that’s infinitely WORSE, right
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 07/09/2026
another view, showing jin telling namjoon that yoongi wasn't in formation before just collecting him himself
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super tuna enjoyer @definitionofily.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
coming to the realization that i would actually kill a man for jungkook
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
he loves so openly so wholly and without any embarrassment I HAVE TO EAT HIM UP IMMEDIATELY
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Michelle 🍁🍂🍁 @meeshellz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I too would also be so overwhelmed with love and affection standing over Jung hoseok that I’d have to kiss his head in front of thousands
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julia 𓃯 @bunboyfriend.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my little romantic oh my god
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Beebalm @beebalmff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jk to bald Mingyu:
Jungkook at the LA concert holding up a sign that says “to me you are perfect”
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
wtf is right
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
………. I see I woke up to trouble again 🧍🏽‍♀️
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justine⁷ •ᴗ• @seokjinzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
BTS, don’t ever change.
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
do you ever sit back and wonder how the fuck in a few short years we got to the point where seeing Hoseok command a room while half naked and growling has become an “ah yes this is peak Hoseok” moment
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HIATUS 🔞Namjoon’s Pokemon Card Binder💜| no age in bio = BLOCKED @aglioeollieo.borasky.com · 06/09/2026
If he wants to eat us outta cute aggression, imagine what he wants to do to jimin, the cutest thing in the whole world.
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
JEON JUNGKOOK DONT YOU KNOW WE ARE INSANE YOU CANT DO THIS
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
convinced he’s just using this as an excuse to walk around in skimpy shorts even MORE than usual 🥴
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adrian⁷🧚🏾‍♀️saw fairy mimi at metlife @smeraldojmn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
bts and chappell linking up during bisexual visibility month WELL YESSSS
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i have no idea what I’ve shared from this wip anymore since it’s been so long so HERE, a preview of, well, Mingyu and his military wife based on that one livestream two years ago <3
Excerpt of a gyukook fic: 

“You just do this?” Mingyu, all tall and looming and big, like a tree Jungkook desperately would like to climb, stares at Jungkook with wide eyes, as if he can’t believe it’s possible to act out like this. To exist this freely in front of millions of people. 

Here’s another secret — Jungkook likes being the one to teach someone else something. 

To teach big, tall, wide and pretty Mingyu something he doesn’t know yet. To not be the youngest, for once, but also not the oldest, to be equal, but still be the one who secretly has the upper hand.

This thing he does, with army? It makes him feel safe enough to risk it all. And Mingyu is so mind-bogglingly sexy that Jungkook will, inevitably, risk it all. 

Exhibit A of Mingyu’s sexiness: Mingyu is twitching next to him, his mouth still swollen and wet from how hard Jungkook had been kissing him just moments before he started up the live, phone in his pocket. His eyes are big, a little bit red from the soju they’d been downing, but he’s following Jungkook’s every move eagerly. 

Jungkook wonders if everyone can see. If everyone catches on to the way Mingyu is shivering, putting his face on Jungkook’s shoulder just so he doesn’t have to look at the camera. 

Just so they can touch. 

It makes Jungkook feel a little wild. If it wasn’t for the fact that it might end his career, he would climb in Mingyu’s lap right now and allow him to eat Jungkook alive. 

As it is, he runs a hand over Mingyu’s thigh and squeezes.

Exhibit B of Mingyu’s sexiness: the sounds he makes when he’s flustered. Another undignified sound leaves his lips, but he hides it behind another giggle. Jungkook’s hand glides up, up, up to where he knows Mingyu’s warmest.
Mingyu resting his head on jungkook’s shoulder while on a live
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Oldest Army in Italy @ddaengbb.eurosky.social · 04/09/2026
lmao mingyu called him during his live since jungkook kept commenting and shared stories on his ig about watching the live
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your lesbian dad got a 🖕🏻 from Taehyung @sowoozoojoon.borasky.com · 04/09/2026
IM CRYING LMAOOOOOOOO
Translations of jungkook’s reposts 😭

🐰 bald mingyu x3
🐰 chestnut kim mingyu
🐰 handsome baldie
🐰 simmons baldie
🐰 zoom in baldie
🐰 hii baldie?
🐰 pretty eyes baldie
🐰 a bald guy with the vibe
🐰 favorite baldie
🐰 men in black baldie
🐰 sexy eye gaze baldie
🐰 surprised baldie
🐰 pretty headed baldie
🐰 hot baldie
🐰 baldie who is about to get his yearbook
🐰 new baldie
🐰 thankful/grateful baldie
🐰 I should stop now baldieTranslations of jungkook’s reposts 😭

🐰 just kidding baldie
🐰 b
🐰 al
🐰 die
🐰 quick to greet people baldie 
🐰 lowering glasses whole waving baldie
🐰 ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
🐰 I should really stop
🐰 no but
🐰 It keeps popping up
🐰 baldie getting inside the car
🐰 now only you are popping up (on his algorithm)
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
jungkook convincing me to open my gyukook fic doc again before mingyu enlists OKAY FINE
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
for your information Mingyu is now live calling JK about his comments sndndndnd I’m crying
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
jungkook harmonising on hobi’s summoning run bts verse is also fucked up btw. his baby helping him rally the team together, IT’S FINE
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super tuna enjoyer @definitionofily.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Having a tattoo of both BTS and Army is a level of emotional commitment and vulnerability i am not surprised to receive from jeon jungkook but JUNG HOSEOK??????
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have watched this approximately 293938833 times since waking up ten minutes ago
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olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
☹️
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AGUST D CHARTS @dataagustd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOONGI RAPPING "LOVE MAZE" WORD FOR WORD IN BIG YEAR OF 2026 😭😭😭😭
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 03/09/2026
everybody...shut the fuck up
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