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Karyn

@dayofkaryn.bsky.social
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I write and age, mostly at the same rate. AttilaTheHun on AO3. Over 18.

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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 6h
I realize this isn’t a new thought but as someone who has to use Microsoft products every day at work in an enterprise setting, it is astonishing how much shittier the whole experience of interacting with them is today than it was 8 years ago despite improvements in individual products
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gathering a list of BTS backstage rules: - Everyone is allowed to mess with Jin - No one is allowed to mess with Yoongi - Jin is allowed to mess with Jungkook physically - Jimin is allowed to mess with Jungkook psychically - No joking during Hoseok’s run-through - Namjin are the color commentators
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every time they release one of their tour leg backstage vlogs I can only think “you will never know the level of planning it took to act this spontaneous”
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Between Namgi discussing how many suitcases they brought, both with the attitude that they know what the correct number is, and Taehyung pointedly asking Hoseok why he’s putting on sunscreen in mild weather while Hoseok cheerfully ignores him to keep applying, I’m full up on Bangtan domesticity
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s a fundamental truth that no queer story has ever been made better by making it het but many het stories can be made significantly better by making them queer
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BTS by why I’m hype for Run BTS Toronto: TH: Unofficial #1 Run BTS fandom YG: Scampering without lifting his feet JK: Fighting Jin SJ: Tormenting Jungkook HS: Serving fall looks NJ: Deeply pondering made up scenarios JM: Getting super invested in Namjoon’s incorrect opinions on made up scenarios
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Much in the same way Yoongi should be allowed to wear construction site chic everyday, including a massive tool belt, so should Namjoon be allowed to wear cardigans, nerd glasses, and slacks while he works every room in the world
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vhope going to South America in their current ideations is powerful enough that I felt it psychically. Godspeed to everyone involved especially the five other members
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jimin in his TikTok era Hobi in his enormous hat era, the world is still full of wonders
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BTS as It Lasts Forever and Then It’s Over: NJ: I think of all the time I spent deciding. Imagine what I missed. My whole life. SJ: I pretended everything would be okay because it seemed impossible to always be saying goodbye.
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I set myself a goal this year of reading 52 books (on top of fic) and as of this morning I’ve reached it 3 months early. When I stopped writing regularly I stopped reading, I think out of a misplaced sense of guilt, and while not every book I’ve read has been good they’ve all taught me something
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don’t you dare style Min Yoongi cozy you assholes. Don’t you dare!!!!
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super tuna enjoyer @definitionofily.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Inspired by this, BTS as aspects of my three year old nephew
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Obsessed with the Taejimin of “Tae making a public suggestion so that no one can refuse even if they wanted to” followed by “Jin upping the ante even more publicly in an act of chaotic bravado” leading to “Jimin ultimately sweetly paying the price of their shenanigans”
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BTS as aspects of my 6 year old nephew: JM: Ranks his friends by how well they listen to the teacher NJ: Hopes that when he’s 7 he will be able to have all the books in the world SJ: Spends a lot of his day coming up with puns then repeating them until someone laughs
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh to be a can that Hoseok sips from so carefully
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you expect me to talk about how Taehyung is shirtless at every opportunity you expect too much of me, but I did take intense notes on Jimin loudly appreciating Hoseok’s flexibility on main
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really enjoyed how every time Hoseok acapella’ed Dynamite as he put the team through their paces he took it up a key to infuse the moment with maximum energy
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BTS getting together to practice their Mic Drop choreo like a group of sorority sisters at a reunion trying to remember their signature dance to Single Ladies
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I once witnessed a young teen boy trying desperately to pop and lock to Truly, Madly, Deeply by Savage Garden in a Kroger aisle and I’ve never felt more pity for the youths
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jimin has limited use for social media but his three main objectives - deep dives into esoteric topics, learning how non-global superstars spend their time (especially if they’re animals), and finding fan edits of himself to take to the stylist team - are among the best
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Jungkook is absolutely the funniest Bangtan to watch try to answer the question “why did you decide to work with brand X?” with something other than “because they offered me a lot of money”
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There are many many more games that I love, but I tried to pick ones that fundamentally shifted something inside of me or my gaming preferences forever. The BioWare Row was particularly potent! my9games.net/en
My 9 Games that shaped who I am:

Starfox64
Hoyle Classic Card Games
The Witness
Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic
Dragon Age Inquisition
Mass Effect 2
Civilization VI
Skyrim
Final Fantasy XII
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winter @lavishtae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
army: h— th: i’m on the couch picking my nose and watching youtube th: i’m in a suit and tie drinking my coffee th: i’m currently underwater playing chess with a squid th: i’m actually on top of a mountain entirely naked th: i’m on the moon, playing golf with jeon jungkook
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BTS by if they can fix you: TH: No, but you will have many new, sexier problems SJ: Explains problems are actually opportunities JK: Absolutely not NJ: Gives a sincere, fruitless effort HS: Yes but his schedule is packed YG: Guides you into self-actualization JM: Yes, just give him total control
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m going to piggyback off of this to say that Minjoon is also emotionally freak4freak, as Jimin has the biggest “I can fix him” energy in Bangtan and Namjoon is the only one who’s like “yes, please god, root around in there and fix me, it’s what I crave” and then they’re both cranked up and so sexy
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I didn’t need to sort my ships to know that rapline is basically all I think about but I did it anyway to reconfirm it to the world
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BTS as aspects of Mr. Darcy: YG: The most correct person in every room SJ: Hates big parties NJ: Clutch with the romantic speeches JK: Gets the wiggles in front of his crush HS: RICH rich and not afraid of it JM: Spends much time corralling his friends TH: His good opinion once lost is lost forever
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think Jimin should be in charge of everything all the time if he wants to be
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yoongi telling the stylist he will wear a low-slung sexy belt no problem IF they also give him a regular ass belt that will keep his pants firmly up is somehow even sexier
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super tuna enjoyer @definitionofily.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hoseok: Not to slut shame but some of you could be sluttier.
Hoseok on the floor in front of a mirror taking a picture “of his outfit” that is mostly an excuse to show off his legsRed cropped tank top that says “Not to slut shame but some of you could be sluttier.”
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is charming specifically because you know he literally does this all of the time even when there’s no one around
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kim Seokjin
Screenshot: “Bought the “women fear me, fish love me: because I fuck the fish” shirt and waited months for it to come. There was a misprint and now I own a shirt that only says “Because I fuck the fish” on the front”. With a picture of the shirt, black, with the print on one side and nothing on the other.
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I like that Yoongi’s insta dumps are always very in the moment concert snapshot vibes except for one horny one he sneaks in for the freaks, because we are the freaks
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
For Namjoon’s birthday I will do the following Namjoon activities: - Exist in nature for a peaceful moment - Appreciate a piece of art, in whatever form it comes - Learn one new thing - Read a book - Write a treatise exploring the true meaning of love - Change my entire persona at least once
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finally read Piranesi and imo definitely lived up to the hype. One of those books that trigger the very specific author envy of language and style that feel within reach for your own style but you know are layers and layers above you, and yet you still have a great time from beginning to end
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Leo paradox is knowing that you are being Too Much yet also knowing that you are the most talented and intelligent person in the room so you have no choice but to Be More
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t want to know how pink Yoongi is, I don’t want to know how stacked Namjoon is, I don’t want to know how twink Hoseok is, but this is knowledge that is continually thrust upon me for my sins
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BTS as volleyball positions: NJ: Outside hitter, overwhelming power in all directions TH: Middle blocker, confounding and tricking his opponents at the net JK: Opposite hitter, jump so high hit so hard repeat ad infinitum HS: Setter, god help you if you are not in position to execute his plan
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Watching women’s volleyball and thinking I would pay good money for BTS to rock those shorts during the last act of a show. If I can get Vhope on board maybe it could be real…
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nothing will ruin your day like trying to interact with a Man at work, 0/10 would not recommend
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Namjoon is an intellectual giant, with a myriad of diverse talents and skills to offer the world, who wants to be objectified so bad. I’m willing to help him out in this way because I am very selfless
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I do wonder if Taehyung had an actual conversation with Bangtan about how abjectly sexual he was going to be on stage, and how much of that was going to be directed straight at them, or if he’s just sort of claimed them as his own and they can’t resist the hypnosis
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super tuna enjoyer @definitionofily.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
jungkook wakes up in a world with so much negativity and he spends his time taking pictures of army and planning out the logistics of a sign he can fit in his pocket to bring on stage. he gets lonely and he calls us. jungkook has seen how bad people can be and he chooses to let love guide him anyway
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The crazy part is Jin is just as ripped but 1) we will never see it and 2) this is an opportunity for him to continue to mask that fact by making a big deal about how Jungkook is so ripped. A master of his craft at all times
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Has Jungkook cried watching Love, Actually, even the dumb parts, yes / no?
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This looks like Jungkook is carrying the entirety of Namjoon weight while the rest of them touch him gently, like a fragile flower, and that’s definitely a bedroom dynamic coming out
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I never thought I would say this but I need BTS to do less touring, I need Jungkook to be BUSIER, I need him to be checking his MAIL and taking care of his DOG and driving his MOTORCYCLE around to eat BBQ and just generally living life so he doesn’t have 4 hours a day for the gym
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is the most dick-forward choreo video yet and I put the blame entirely on Kim Taehyung, he’s chumming everyone’s waters and pelvis centering is Hoseok’s shark (Sorry I’m really tired this is where the metaphors go under exhaustion)
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jungkook being the guy who watches a video of you and screenshots it to put on his own social media with ridiculous captions: checks out
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