olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 07/10/2026GOD I KNOW? her and the sex toy with the party gag gift complex can we CHILL you’re supposed to be the easy ones who’ve already seen it all 010
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I thought date everything was going to be fun, not a game where my fucking furniture roasts me for how single I am????? 140
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 07/10/2026there is no such thing as too old!!! I just wore red eyeliner + slightly lighter red eyeshadow to work at my gig adult job yesterday and it gave me so much joy I can only recommend it 110
Reposted by olivia 🍷🎶clarz ☔🚀 @clarz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026his drunk girl at the club instincts are SO strong 310732
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 06/10/2026perfect study of interpersonal dynamics is namseok needing the veil of an injury to even CONSIDER the implications of and secret yearning for washing their members…….. vs taehyung refusing to pick at all because he wants /everything/ with them, NEXT 0287
Reposted by olivia 🍷🎶Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hoseok singing Seven, a song about fucking daily, in his patented kindergarten-teacher-leading-the-song circle voice, may haunt me for the rest of my life 16910
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 06/10/2026jungkook can never stop the full elmo giggle or the whole world will collapse im afraid 0244
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 06/10/2026my apartment is at a super walkable distance, this is actually feasible (that or 우리 집 고양이 보러 갈래?, I DO have a cat in case he’s not interested) 010
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 06/10/2026local woman goes to attend her first korean class after whining about not speaking it for years, instantly develops a crush on the hot tattooed guy sitting next to her who wants to learn because he’s planning to move to seoul after finishing his doctorate it’s me I’m local woman and I’m a joke 🤡 3100
Reposted by olivia 🍷🎶Important Business 💜 @importantbusiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026BTS Jungkook Bam www.instagram.com/p/DeF310zESk... 13714
Reposted by olivia 🍷🎶clarz ☔🚀 @clarz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my favorite thing about namseok is how they're twins, same age friends, partners in work and leadership, and yet they have not ONCE touched in a normal non-awkward way, i'll EAT them 610438
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 03/10/2026what is it about blonde hoseok that turns him into a milf every single time 0103
Reposted by olivia 🍷🎶Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Vhope going to South America in their current ideations is powerful enough that I felt it psychically. Godspeed to everyone involved especially the five other members 25913
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 30/09/2026as someone with a kitchen full of artsy cat prints namjoon really is trying to get to my heart with that goddamn exhibition isn’t he 0120
Reposted by olivia 🍷🎶Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you expect me to talk about how Taehyung is shirtless at every opportunity you expect too much of me, but I did take intense notes on Jimin loudly appreciating Hoseok’s flexibility on main 0446
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 22/09/2026anyways write more hopekook y’all the people (me) are parched (i’m also urging myself to write them again, yes) 010
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 22/09/2026this especially goes for taekook, separately they make me insane, but the fic I’m barely interested in. maybe BECAUSE it’s such a huge ship, it’s so often just a copy paste of characteristics that don’t even fit them and could have been replaced with any other character when it comes down to it 110
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 22/09/2026as for what I read/care for least, this makes it look like I don’t care about Tae but the opposite is true — I’ve read many fics where he is a charicature of himself OR falls flat and that’s turned me off from trying, but when all his layers are written WELL the thrill is amazing 110
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 22/09/2026my top three surprised me in the sense that I don’t know when namseok and namkook surpassed sope and namgi but it does seem about right 120
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 21/09/2026at this point I’m not even feral anymore just dejectedly resigned to this fate 040
Reposted by olivia 🍷🎶ying sobbed to outro: tear @centuryeggtears.bsky.social · 20/09/2026so many years ago hobi grabbed the mic away from joon because joon was going crazy trying to english for all of them. now joon gives hobi the mic and looks on as hobi speaks english, sharing the load, then presses the mic back into joon's hands... all the things, to get here 99533
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 18/09/2026glad to help and give back, considering how much I’ve read this series <3 010
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 18/09/2026also seokjin was harder but I’ve done my best (including an outfit I saw that he didn’t wear but Screams her so I included it anyway) 020
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 18/09/2026still annoyed by bsky’s lack of photo DMs so here?? whatever femme looking hoseok i had in various levels on the spectrum (ranging from butch gf to milf I guess) 120
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 17/09/2026disappointed about one particular aspect of my life (and it’s what she wanted most) but impressed as fuck by everything else so that evens it out I guess 051
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 17/09/2026it’s especially striking because two weeks ago I was still at the top of my game and life was great and I had been STEAM ROLLING through my weeks with plans every day and now the darkness is Looming. I can Feel Her. can’t wait to be a shell of myself again for months on end <3 020
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 17/09/2026love how the second the sun disappears and my rainy country starts doing its thing and the sun goes down quicker the seasonal monster IMMEDIATELY starts waking up again 130
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I forgot he has cats for a second and now I’m distracted again thinking about him and his kitties 😭 110
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 16/09/2026after that I live alone ep with the extensive gagging there is no WAY he didn’t. someone (cough jk cough) surely saw it as a challenge to beat by repeated training. night after night. seven days a week one might even say 130
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 16/09/2026how many times did he have to practice this to be able to record a version where he doesn’t gag, do you think? 130
Reposted by olivia 🍷🎶Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is charming specifically because you know he literally does this all of the time even when there’s no one around 45417
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 16/09/2026(BUT he will never leave it in the cubes no matter how short his stay is because he needs to see all his options laid out) 140
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 16/09/2026for SURE, it’s efficient, every cube has a specific destination and he likes there’s a proper place for everything, there’s more space AND his shoe germs won’t touch his clothes, this man can’t go without them 150
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 16/09/2026if I was an idol and/or showed my face in fandom spaces again this would be the time I posted these out of nowhere just to fuck with people but alas where’s close friends when you need it, bsky 050
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 16/09/2026again, super hypothetically, one might finally have finally received them and one might be obsessed so your suggestions have been taken into consideration and at least one faceless one is hypothetically going to be framed 🫡 160
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 16/09/2026all those pair of shoes just to have options on tour is so real of him, I get him spiritually 1140
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 16/09/2026ck really is both a burden and a blessing on our existence huh 060
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 16/09/2026big up to my insane about hoseok origin story (the purple jumpsuit) 081
Reposted by olivia 🍷🎶clarz ☔🚀 @clarz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026you all know the one but let's look at it again anyway, just to really drive ourselves right to the cliff's edge of madness 🤗 44411
Reposted by olivia 🍷🎶HIATUS 🔞Namjoon’s Pokemon Card Binder💜| no age in bio = BLOCKED @aglioeollieo.borasky.com · 14/09/2026Haven't seen this around bsky yet Jungkook is such a fucking MENACE original post: x.com/kookjin_roun... 36123
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 13/09/2026just reread this because a friend wanted to read it and I read along with her and I’m unhappy and ashamed to report that I even drive myself insane with this one 😮💨 (made a mistake writing a pwp with a fmc that is exactly my type. why did I do that.) 041
olivia 🍷🎶 @hobisexually.bsky.social · 12/09/2026especially because he wants to be bad boy biker so bad but instead we just have a sparkly eyed cutie on a motorcycle and that is ALSO even worse 🫠 150