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swellow

@swellow.bsky.social
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maybe you’ve read my fic. 30s, she/her, nsfw/rpf, hopekook biased ot7 🌼 BOFQ of your dreams 🖋️ ao3.org/users/swellow/works

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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jungkook. Hey Jungkook come here. Hey Jungkook come here I just want to try something why are you running —
Workout app screenshot showing 3 completed sets of hip thrusts 12 reps at 135lb each
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NEW: I came across a bookseller who was afraid that a mysterious company trying to buy some of his rarest books was going to use them to train AI models. I went down the rabbithole with him, and was confused and altogether existentially weirded out by what I found www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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A bookseller confronts a mysterious company hunting his rarest books
Was a Kentucky retailer targeted by a destructive AI "predator"?
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I tried to keep it to games over a decade old, but alas I just barely could not. Video games are my longest hobby and probably the one I’ve spent the most cumulative hours in, which was only briefly interrupted when my guy friends in high school wouldn’t let me play ~real games~ with them
My 9 games: Pokemon silver, original animal crossing, the American girls premiere, the sims, roller coaster tycoon, dragon age inquisition, Overwatch, stardew valley, wolfenstein 2 the new colossus
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There has never been a better time to love video games (fire emblem, dressmaker, blood of dawnwalker all released within the past ~2 weeks, all of them SLAP) there has never been a worse time to love video games (every company making them fucking hates video games)
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Chris Plante @plante.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My theory is Microsoft wants to sell Xbox as fast as humanly possible My evidence is Microsoft hates Xbox
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anytsui⁷ :) | saw BTS x2 @anytsui.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
gamer koo <3 #jungkook #bts #btsfanart
photo of my sketchbook with two portrait pencil sketches of jungkook of bts in a gamer headset, one in the center smiling and the top right one baffled
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How come nobody TOLD ME that fire emblem comes out in TWO HOURS I thought it was TOMORROW
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Marked safe from Jungkook’s bulge……….… for now
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
IF JUNGKOOK SHOWS US HIS BULGE IN A CK AD I AM GOING TO FLING MYSELF INTO THE SEA
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Everyone’s always like “literally nobody is paying attention to you in the gym” incorrect. I am. I’m eavesdropping on your conversation about the friend who entered into an ill-advised sugaring relationship
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He is THEE cutie pie
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hobi I know he’s tempting but you are in the middle of a conversation, my guy
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
experiencing PCGAD (post concert generalized anxiety disorder)
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Supremely underrated moment of last night tbh, I laughed so hard
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It took the combined powers of me and @clarz.bsky.social but we did it. We got Hobi to rip Jungkook’s shirt open and touch his naked torso and you’re all welcome for it!!!!!!!!!
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think I’m in this bangtan sonyeondan shit for life y’all
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Genuinely what the fuck is it raining like this for? I thought this place was a desert
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amy⁷ @samsaekgoyangi7.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
MY 3J BBOY BABIES 🥺
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clarz ☔🚀 @clarz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@swellow.bsky.social pointed out that hopekook both have ARMY tattoos now like BOYFRIENDS or something 😌😌😌😌🥰🥰😌
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
When I was in Foxborough, someone expressed surprise that I’d fly so far for a concert. I said well BTS doesn’t come to the PNW, to which they responded, “Yeah…. But you have LA!” Los Angeles is a THOUSAND MILES from here. Brain poisoned by tiny states.
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clarz ☔🚀 @clarz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
while i'm spamming the skyline with absolutely devastating hobi videos may as well add this one for good measure. catastrophic stuff!!!!!!!!!!!! disastrous. calamitous. other adjectives.
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clarz ☔🚀 @clarz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
how is he just walking around with this kind of power there needs to be some kind of summit to address this the hobi threat level must be raised to severe we must DO something
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clarz ☔🚀 @clarz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
in my defense though, would you LOOK AT HIM
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Did you know hopekook…….. are boyfriends
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The whiplash I just experienced scrolling past this and suddenly realizing my own fic title was on there
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Moved up to 120lb for my hip thrust. Jungkook I am coming for you
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Clarz told me that the video upload limits have changed so later today I’ll upload my hopekook edit directly here so you can all see how they’re BOYFRIENDS
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
boyfriends in matching outfits boyfriends in matching outfits boyfriends in matching outfits boyfriends in matching outfits
Hobi and Jungkook standing next to each other wearing matching outfits for the Chicago concert
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yall I swear we are going to finish No Other Homeland, I know it’s been forever but we wouldn’t abandon it!!!
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 24/08/2026
🎶 Outro: Tear 🎶
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Uh? Uh? UUUUHHHHHHHHH???????
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Today I’m thinking of some of the comments I got on earlier chapters of a truth so loud about jk going out and using people for sex and how sometimes when you leave a comment like that, you reveal so much more about yourself than about the fic
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I decided on a whim to reread Benefits Package (ao3.org/works/41337510) and wow goddamn I’ve never had an original idea have I lol, there are specific phrases I just repeated almost word for word in a truth so loud whooooops
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Also don’t think for a SECOND I didn’t clock that hopekook ass smack
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just feel like I Get him ao3.org/works/43636585
Quote from my fic a truth so loud:
The worst is when he gets home late that night, late, and he still drags himself into the shower before bed because otherwise he will get his sheets sweaty and gross, and he wouldn’t be able to sleep anyway, and he'd just end uphaving to take a shower and change the sheets.
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hobi “after the concert can we shower? I won’t be able to sleep on the plane if I don’t shower” vindicating all my characterizations of him with one single line god I love him so much
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I love days when everyone realizes that hopekook is real but simultaneously they drive me crazy because I know this EVERY day and yet most people don’t….. life is so sad, so unfair
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Jungkook with a speech bubble indicating he’s saying the text of clarz’s tweet below, which is “there’s some fear in hobi’s eyes…. I like it”
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Putting a close-up of Hobi’s ass while he’s stretching in your vlog… I know what you are, Jungkook
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
your knees till morning 🍒 hopekook 🍒 E, 6.6k 🍒 bio dom/sub, cisswap 🍒 for @lickrish.bsky.social 🍒 ao3.org/works/90394921
title card for fic your knees till morning, by swellow. The art is Otto Schoff, Siesta, and is in the public domain
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Every Tuesday I sabotage my whole day by working out as hard as I can at 8am, rendering me useless for productivity, but I am not going to stop
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m not getting rid of them or anything but I feel like I have the most valuable currency in the world right now (bts LA tix). V powerful, v sexy
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L⁷ @7stargalaxy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Re last RP - something I’ve been thinking about recently is the reverse: international ARMYs often miss things BTS have done that were actually major moments of standing up for what is right because we have grown up in freer countries and are not seeing it in the context of South Korean politics.
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Emma; @emmascribbles.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So many highs and lows in this beautiful fandom space in the last few weeks. I've been thinking a lot, about all sorts of things. Humanity, complexity, morality. What we can know and can't know. Where our lines are. The nature of love, of joy and disappointment and how +
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Jk in the background begging for attention…. Yes…….. yesssss…. sickos.jpg
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JKeeEyyhH 🤟🏻👅❤️‍🔥🥀 @oursummer-ends.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Genuinely hope they read weverse comments and think we fcked it up, if you can end your relationship with grammys you can also end this
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Not gonna do anything, but it does feel cathartic to DM hobi on ig and tell him I’m very disappointed in him
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lickrish from ao3 @lickrish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
no but srsly u have to read my bday fic from @swellow.bsky.social
“That’s an awful metaphor,” Hosook snaps, to distract from the fact that she had not, in fact, heard a word Soojin said. “You would understand if you’d seen her, Soojin-ah. She was so pathetic. Her little face. Ugh. A month.”

”Yeah, yeah, I know. You wanted to collar her up right there at the table, ooh Soojin her tits were incredible, she made you feel like a teenager again. I get it. Let’s please talk about something other than your new child bride.”

“She’s not—“
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lickrish from ao3 @lickrish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
happy birthday to meeeee this is Everything
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swellow @swellow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
your knees till morning 🍒 hopekook 🍒 E, 6.6k 🍒 bio dom/sub, cisswap 🍒 for @lickrish.bsky.social 🍒 ao3.org/works/90394921
title card for fic your knees till morning, by swellow. The art is Otto Schoff, Siesta, and is in the public domain
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