Reposted by HipquarkHipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Okay everyone gets to pick one person for the Sunday Night Football broadcast ME: Mike Tirico SATAN: Cris Collinsworth SATAN (sneaking in another pick): Carrie Underwood 011 1
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Okay everyone gets to pick one person for the Sunday Night Football broadcast ME: Mike Tirico SATAN: Cris Collinsworth SATAN (sneaking in another pick): Carrie Underwood 011 1
Reposted by HipquarkFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar 141044167 1K
Reposted by HipquarkHipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This one is WILD! There are only two games in NFL history where the winning team and the losing team each scored more than this, and the most recent such game was 1966. This just doesn't happen in modern football, except for today. 172 7
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Remember the football spins the other way "down under" - not surprising to see so many picks and close calls! 011 1
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Stafford is lucky that's his first INT, he also tried to start the game with one 010 1
Reposted by HipquarkChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"[W]ords that stand for equality are demonized by those who benefit from inequality." 0396129 396
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 28/08/2026What's your favorite song about feeling wistful and existential because Jack Kerouac's brother stole your girlfriend? Here's mine youtu.be/33MhHp0bzU0?...youtu.beCracker - Big DipperYouTube video by Dance of Perfume 010 1
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 22/08/2026UNDERSTANDING MODERN LINGO "the apps in-app app is an app app" Translation: "The appetizer's appearance in your restaurant's phone application is apparently an apparition.” 010 1
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Hey we know you've been feeling indifferent about PRODUCT, but what if CELEBRITY adjacent to PRODUCT? Eh? And what if we throw in OBVIOUS UNFUNNY JOKE? 010 1
Reposted by Hipquarkbleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 09/08/2026Stephen Root appreciation post. One of the great character actors. When he shows up in a thing, you know that thing is going to be excellent. 2605396491 5.4K
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 01/08/2026How about some moderate to severe legislation blocking these obnoxious pharma ads? 010 1
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Time to stop living in the pastrami, and start living basically anywhere else, your lunchmeat based domicile is disturbing and stinky 010 1
Reposted by HipquarkHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/07/2026This is a well-produced segment. I encourage you to watch so you can hear the noise for yourself. The professor of environmental health science that they interviewed called it an “unprecedented new noise source.”wxyz.comNeighbors say noise from Michigan data center is 24/7 and upending their livesOne Michigan community has been experiencing the reality of a data center next door for a couple of years now, and they say the sound has changed their lives. 331877953 1.9K
Reposted by Hipquarkpublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 20/07/2026matthew always brings the receipts 6776043901 7.6K
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I truly can't decide which looks more out of place Exhibit A: bsky.app/profile/masn... Exhibit B: 000 0
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026That photo of Messi holding Lamine Yamal as a baby would be even crazier if those guys had played in the Final 010 1
Reposted by HipquarkArif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 19/07/2026dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked 9199012520 9.9K
Reposted by HipquarkThe War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Nobody disputes that having access to a car in a car-dominated society is good. It gives one access to jobs, healthcare, food, education, social opportunities and more. All we're asking is for people to go one step deeper and ask why access to such basic rights requires buying and operating a car. 472899580 2.9K
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Make America Healthy Again! But don't eat veggies because we stopped monitoring for parasites. Don't go for a walk or the immigration mall cops might get ya. Try not to get any of the diseases we killed research funding for. Also, nice climate you got there, be a shame if anything happened to it 030 3
Reposted by HipquarkJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Maybe I'm not overthinking, maybe I'm just regular thinking about stuff that’s overhappening 5831193 831
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Every commercial, every match side appearance, David Beckham looking like a cardboard cutout of David Beckham 000 0
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The feeling of confusion reminded me of my favorite Calvin & Hobbes strip 010 1
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Pulisic is the Baker Mayfield of the USMNT. He's currently going through the phase where he plays through injuries, badly, and everyone gets down on him. But he'll come back and show everyone he's, well, pretty okayish actually 010 1
Reposted by HipquarkBrian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 26/06/2026I wrote about the Reflecting Pooltheringer.comAmerica Is Trapped in the Grossest Pool Party of All TimeThe nation’s 250th birthday was supposed to be a celebration of all things red, white, and blue. Then the Reflecting Pool turned green. 1945892 458
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 24/06/2026"Are they gonna make this final sub? They are in fact Ghana" — Fox broadcast lol 010 1
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 13/06/2026[first date] MY DATE: I thought you said you have rock hard abs ME: *eating an entire family size appetizer sampler myself at Hard Rock Cafe* Oh did I mix up my words again 010 1
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Why does an Oreo fall apart if you dunk it in milk for too long? That's the whey — the cookie crumbles. 010 1
Reposted by HipquarkChris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026when you check her drivers license 846866834 6.9K
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I need to read more carefully when buying concert tickets, but that's the least interesting thing I learned at the Naked Bearladies show 020 2
Reposted by HipquarkBrian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 28/05/2026Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes 5793033867 9.3K
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Cat food advice: be sure to only use toppers as 10% of their diet, since they're not nutritionally complete Me (having nachos & beer for dinner): will do, thanks 010 1
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Every NBA player every single time they're called for a foul 010 1
Reposted by HipquarkFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 09/05/2026JAMES BOND: bond. james bond BAD GUY: well well well, mr. bond JAMES BOND: nice to meet you mr. well 014319 143
Reposted by HipquarkBrian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 23/04/2026I wrote about The Onion and Infowarstheringer.comThe Most Inspiring Media Story of the YearThe Onion is transforming Infowars—Alex Jones’s former home for toxic conspiracies—into a cause for justice and celebration. Here are five takeaways from this ray of hope in our morally cursed univers... 11785184 785
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Honestly I'd like to hear an Integrity astronaut complain about an inconvenience just once lol I love 'em #artemis 020 2
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Whadda ya think they're talking about in that capsule right now? #artemis 020 2
Reposted by HipquarkSolarbird :flag_cascadia: @moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2026main chutes deployed #nasa #artemis #artemis2 125 5
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 11/04/2026This external video of descent and parachute deployment is rad! Never seen a view like it #artemis #artemis2 010 1
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Game on heat shield, you've got this little buddy #Artemis2 052 5
Reposted by HipquarkEmily Lakdawalla 🏳️⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Separation! 620680 206
Reposted by HipquarkKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/04/2026"Orion, the Moon, and the Earth. EVERYONE, in that picture" - #Artemis II Mission Control. 483771998 3.8K
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 04/04/2026JEDI HQ: *ring ring* YODA (working reception): Jedi hq, is calling who I can say? OWL: hoo YODA: yes, calling is who? OWL: hooooo YODA (frustrated): who! calling is who?! OWL (excited): hoo hooooooo 010 1
Hipquark @hipquark.bsky.social · 27/03/2026It's okay, Houston. It's a rare team that can come back when they're down 15 with less than 4 minutes to go in the second weekend of March Madness. #illini 020 2
Reposted by HipquarkSarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 25/01/2026In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram 98140152588 14K
