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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 4h
Harrelson baaayy beeeee
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 13h
Today we find out the answer to the question: “how many times can my sick 3 year old watch the Paw Patrol Dino Movie / how much work can I get done today??”
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 15h
Stipulating in my will that when I die in order to get my bike collection, you need to spend the night in my haunted garage
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
NSFW label these please
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At this very moment my AI agents are playing in a StarCraft ladder tournament, beating dark souls and doing all the side quests in fall out, all while I get some work done. 😏
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Didn’t see it mentioned in the thread, which I have opinions on, but I’ll say this: there aren’t a lot of cars that can comfortably accommodate two car seats in the back row. It sucks. They’re huge. Another reason people go to CUVs IMO That and stroller haulin. Stroller bloat is real!
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m a harrelson man btw. Usually stick to u of m varieties so a honey crisp rival from Washington is eyebrow raising to say the least
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Checking in on r/apple to see what the consensus on cosmic crisps is:
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What you don’t think about is how buzz and woody are basically terminators- they don’t eat, sleep, are essentially immortal, and will stop at nothing to play with Andy
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Toys. Small Soldiers. Toy Story. These are just a few movies about “toys” I’ve found
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What’ll the French think of next
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🫡
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
CHEETOS the Flavor of Fear official snack of metal band Fear Factory
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 05/10/2026
The usual suspects aren't panicking about the bond market gods the way they do when someone proposes spending a million bucks to feed children
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was never a honey crisp guy, I like em tart like a sour cherry. So these are a step up IMO
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Begun the apple wars have
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look at these assholes
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Boogeyman one and I think there was an evil chicken one? Scared me good
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lmao
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You know where you are? You’re in the bathroom baby You’re gonna cryyyyy
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎵 Welcome to the bathroom / We’ve got fun and shame 🎵
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lumpenpoledancer @daturabombs333.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A meme with a Waymo pictured in flames, somebody riding a bike and popping a wheelie. It reads, “if i can't pop a wheelie by the burning waymo it's not my
revolution, Emma Goldman
probably”
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You got any games on your phone?
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very tall bart @tallbart.com · 02/10/2026
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like how anytime you look at a product on a website you get an email like “gone but not forgotten” to remind you of it like they are a POW in Vietnam
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If eating kraft macaroni and cheese for every meal fully protected you from all ill effects of smoking cigs would you do it?
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ahh shit. My contours
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Being the person who pens the op Ed’s about how “you all” should work in factories or be tradespeople is the right wing equivalent of being the Manga critic under full communism
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please bro just 1’ more Celsius by 2050 please I promise, I have all this oil bro
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brutal!! Yeah if we survive we are def biking over to get ice cream after, then we’ll scurry back home If you don’t hear from me again we didn’t make it bc we are trapped in a dune like desert world
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😬
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We are bravely biking to swim lessons in an hour
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It hot
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That periphery-to-imperial-core pipeline
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My daughter is going to be so jealous I saw a unicorn at the show
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Castle Rat puts on a good show FYI
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Namaste 🙏
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know, I can picture it
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sick
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Boiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Im GIVING AWAY this Traveler notebook/passport wallet. To enter, follow this account + repost this post. Draw Oct 24 Included: -Traveler Wallet -Handmade 3.5x5.5" Notebook -Zebra F-701 Ballpoint Pen -Free Worldwide Shipping See next post for a video tour! boiledowlleathergoods.com/products/the...
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Darth Maul holding the legged half of body, sobbing “IT CAN GO BACK” and pressing it to his exposed guts while machine gun fire whizzes overhead at Omaha Beach
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Must’ve been nerve wracking for Sam to poop in Mordor while worrying that Gollum was gonna jump him & start strangling him
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Entering the 🦇🕯️🩸 N E C R O P A L A C E 🦇🕯️ 🩸
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eat my entire ass
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He used to post on there a bunch, I wonder what he thinks of the entire political consensus basically moving to the right of him. Not enough to actually find out mind you He does look like a bat TBH
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lol
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do you think Varg would have still murdered Euronymous if twitter had been around back then? Seems like he just wanted attention and posting wasn’t a thing yet
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
May grey June gloom No sky July Fogust Souptember Cloudtober No sky november Dark december
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hedging my exposure to civil war by buying mass shooting insurance ABS credit default swaps
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
ATTENTION PS 115:
SCHOOL CANCELED
TOMORROW
DUE TO
DEATH OF
PRINCIPAL
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