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Jen Whyte 🍁 @whyjenwhy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Induction this, deduction that. Why don't we talk about the real earth-shattering inferential method. Which is subduction.
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
student wearing a Nirvana shirt guessed my exact height, alleging that I look "almost exactly like Krist Novoselic." Elite ball knowledge from Gen Z
the 6'7" Krist Novoselic
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the WNBA policy says "Only women can play in the WNBA" but then they've had two publicly enby players, and celebrated them?? anyone understand what's up with that? image thing for them? are they just asleep at the wheel on the policy? strikes me as pretty disrespectful tbh
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elliot @elliotcc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yes, I think it is bad to train machines to churn out plausible-sounding arguments for any claim whatsoever with no regard for its plausibility. And that is why I'm in favour of shutting down the philosophy department.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 14/07/2026
It's International Non-Binary People's Day! Celebrated here, on my Pentium with VGAPride.
A beige 90s computer displaying the non-binary flag (four horizontal stripes, of yellow, white, purple, and black)
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 17/04/2026
the nonbinary rapper who frequently gets misgendered as a man: Mx. Sir-a-Lot
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
one day I will teach an entire philosophy course entirely through anime screenshots
Shenron from DBZ saying "That is an impossible request. I was created by Kami...thus, I cannot grant wishes beyond his power..."Lloyd (1976), "The Principle that the Cause is great than its Effect"
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
the type of shit Sufjan was on when he dropped the Illinois tracklist
"Out of the 32 pieces on the Suspiria master list, 18 are not extant; they were either planned but never written, or written but lost before publication. (In his later years, De Quincey, working by candlelight, had an unfortunate propensity to set things — his papers; his hair — on fire.)[7] The lost pieces bear evocative and provoking titles:

The Dreadful Infant (There was the glory of innocence made perfect; there was the dreadful beauty of infancy that had seen God)
Foundering Ships
The Archbishop and the Controller of Fire
God that didst Promise
Count the Leaves in Vallombrosa
But if I submitted with Resignation, not the less I searched for the Unsearchable — sometimes in Arab Deserts, sometimes in the Sea
That ran before us in malice
Morning of Execution
Kyrie Eleison
The Nursery in Arabian Deserts
The Halcyon Calm and the Coffin
Faces! Angels' Faces!
At that Word
Oh, Apothanate! that hatest death, and cleansest from the Pollution of Sorrow
Who is this Woman that for some Months has followed me up and down? Her face I cannot see, for she keeps for ever behind me
Cagot and Cressida
Lethe and Anapaula
Oh, sweep away, Angel, with Angelic Scorn, the Dogs that come with Curious Eyes to gaze.
A few pages of Notes for the missing Suspiria were found in the author's papers"
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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Merch for the 2026 Pacific Division meeting of the @apaphilosophy.bsky.social is up! I designed the image to highlight the accessibility of a virtual conference. The link is open to anyone, whether you're attending the Pacific this year or not.
tote bag with black handles and a black print design that says "philosophy is for all of us"white shirt with a black logo that says "philosophy is for all of us"white mug with black inside and a black logo that says "philosophy is for all of us"
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Anton Bitel @antbit.projectedfigures.com · 13/02/2026
post from @LauraAmalasunta:
"Me: I'm feeling really Sappic
You: Tell me more 
Me: ....................and if
.......[thy]me......
..........................
hands........[swan, or possibly an 
extinct species of gourd]
.........................s"
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Michael Bench-Dracula @mikebenchcapon.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
People say that posting has no real-world impact but an article in the Oxford Handbook Of Moral Realism carefully explains one of my hilarious jokes, so
"It is so easy to fail to imagine even relatively obvious possibilities that this fact can be easily exploited for humorous effect:"

Screenshot of tweet by MikeBenchCapon on May 8th 2021: "People think that if two people are facing each other then one of them's left is the other one's right, but that's only true if neither or both of them are upside down"

Main text continues: "This works as a joke because (sorry, as philosophers we have to explain this) as you read it the words ‘facing
each other’ prime you to expect that indeed, one person’s left is the other person’s right, and so when the author describes people as “thinking” this, you think ‘of course they think it – it’s true’. And then the humor
comes from obviousness in retrospect that this is not, in fact, generally true, but only true under the ordinary kind of circumstances that we imagine when we imagine two people facing one another.
 The same thing, we know, has happened repeatedly in the recent history of metaethics. Before Mackie [1977], it was easy to define moral realism in contrast to noncognitivism..."
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Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
People say that the paradoxes of confirmation don’t matter for practical purposes, but those people have obviously never met a gruejay
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
well....that ain't good 😩
a box that says "ELIGIBILITY: Probably no savings - Your income is too low to receive financial help from a government subsidy. We'll send you to the correct government based website to see if you qualify for an exemption."
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John Stuart Thrill @jsthrill.modphi.com · 30/07/2025
Long form articles everyone should read, that aren’t awful contemporary political news: 1: The Pigeon King and the Ponzi Scheme that Shook Canada www.nytimes.com/2015/03/05/m...
nytimes.com
Birdman (Published 2015)
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
ladies love hearing that I'm about to get my first tattoo, but they hate to learn that it will be a massive back tat depicting the haloed head of a flat stern Byzantine Christ with all-demanding eyes
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lila graham (mere finite mode) @deussivenatura.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
hi everybody! if you're an academic philosopher and would prefer your colleagues didn't produce propaganda which furthers the trump administration's attempt to eradicate transgender people from public life, consider reading/signing this open letter about it! dearprofessorbyrne.wordpress.com
dearprofessorbyrne.wordpress.com
Dear Professor Byrne
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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Helen had already received their cancer diagnosis when @chelseaharamia.bsky.social and I reached out to ask if they would chat about "The Diamond Mountain," a brief story on the afterlife, with @storyphi.bsky.social. As we grieve together, I want to share a little bit about how it came to be.
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Being Trans in Philosophy @being.transinphilosophy.org · 17/06/2025
Issue #0 of Being Trans in Philosophy zine is out now! “We Are Not Trans in a Theoretical Way”. Download & print ur own 🖨️. being.transinphilosophy.org #beingtransinphilosophy #trans #philosophy #gender #feminism #zine #diy
Being Trans in Philosophy issue #0 release. Subtitle: download, make your own. Url: https://being.transinphilosophy.org. Image of 5 zines arranged in the trans pride colors, stacked on top of well-known trans books. Title: ‘welcome to the WTF.” Image of a biohazard symbol overlayed on a world map with lines radiating from the center of the symbol, and the spires of the biohazard symbol are impinging on two scared trans symbols. A very long list of anti-trans events since 2021 portraying the looming threats to trans life from violence, media, and governmental disenfranchisement. Footer text: https://being.transinphilosophy.org.Text header: issue #0, june 2025, https://being.transinphilosophy.org, our stories, “we are not trans in a theoretical way”. A list of contributors with each name on a black badge over a purple splatter. The names are: Imogen Sullivan, Erin Beeghly, Ray Briggs, Anonymous, autogyniphiles_anonymous, Emmie Malone, Kelly Potter, Elin McCready, Penny Haulotte, Amy Marvin, Alex Adamson, Perry Zurn, Emil Eva Rosina, and Maximiliana Rifkin. Text header: issue #0, june 2025, https://being.transinphilosophy.org, our stories, “we are not trans in a theoretical way”. A block of white text on a stippled purple star background reads: “being trans i not a controversial idea. it’s a lived reality.” Under the text appears a black and white image of a feminine eye.
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Penny 🏳️‍⚧️💕😇 @fichtestanpenny.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Check out my contribution to @being.transinphilosophy.org !
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JunieVimpire 🧛‍♀️ 🦇 @vimoding.bzky.team · 06/06/2025
Stephen Thomas

@skwthomas
Me: Marx didn't predict I'd use adderall to respond to texts haha
Scholar's QT of page 651 of Capital:
The Pained worker inevitably resorts to a Legal cocaine for his most fundamental social Tasks
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Plato and Aristotle from Raphael's "The School of Athens"
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
LVIII ____ And lately, by the Tavern Door agape, Came shining through the Dusk an Angel Shape Bearing a Vessel on his Shoulder; and He bid me taste of it; and 'twas--the Grape!
a grape kool aid man having just busted through a wall
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
not me holding forth on "100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd" whenever anyone asks how I got interested in moral philosophy
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Kantian dating app that replaces the "Two truths and a lie" prompt with "Three truths"
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Lillie E. Franks @lilliekoi.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
This has been one of my favorite lit magazines for a long time and I’m really excited to have actually managed to get one in! I’d say I’m happy to have my first skull, but I was actually born with one! 😊
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
he’s right and he’s right to say it
Pedro Pascal Blasts J.K. Rowling as a 'Heinous Loser' for Her Anti-Trans Views, Backs Harry Potter Boycott
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Meno circa 403 BCE, colorized
Takahiko Urino from Shoshimin being told by a teacher that he talks out of his ass without even providing sound reasoning. He has a downcast but perhaps defiant look
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
how friends and family react when I tell them my post-PhD plans
the stern old man from Inside Llewyn Davis says "I don't see a lot of money here"
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Descartes responding to the Objections to the Meditations
Waver from Fate/Zero shouts "Reading my paper made him jealous! He's afraid of my talent!"
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
average Callicles enthusiast
Rider from Fate/Zero says "So you, the king, are a slave to what is right?" with a puzzled expression
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Odysseus finding out what Circe has done to his crew
Shirou from Fate/Stay Night saying "That witch knows everything about men."
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
me reading the Parmenides as a freshman in undergrad
Rin from Fate/Zero looking at an arcane text, saying "I--I don't understand any of this"
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Mel Andrews @bayesianboy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Any institution of higher education that is expelling students, revoking degrees, pursuing legal action against students, handing students over to ICE or refusing to provide them legal support for expressing their right to freedom of speech is carrying out a fascist agenda.
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
it's giving scientia intuitiva
A bottle of Clorox Scentiva cleaner
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Oded Rechavi @odedrechavi.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Taking the invited speaker to lunch
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
pretty sure this is what Wittgenstein meant by the whole "therapeutic approach" thing
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a woman in a blue dress says please try to enjoy each fact equally .
Alt: Ms. Casey from Severance says "Please try to enjoy each fact equally"
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Jonathan Birch @birchlse.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
It's a myth that universities are predominantly liberal or left-leaning. We see this at Columbia. Arts and humanities depts are tiny enclaves. As soon as financial interests are threatened, the "apolitical" and "value free" parts of the institution immediately reveal their politics and values.
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Gen Z is slowly gaining consciousness of the μεταξύ
reddit user: "Chat is this cap or anti cap or no cap? Are anti cap and no cap the same thing?"
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
wake up babe, new argument for anamnesis just dropped
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I love how early modern philosophers would write dialogues in which the self-insert's name is Latin for "Ingeniously Subtle Reasoner" and the patsy's name is Latin for "Idiotic Fucking Aristotelian"
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Lillie E. Franks @lilliekoi.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The Republic, Plato
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I will be defending my doctoral dissertation on Friday March 7 at 10 AM Mountain Time! Abstract is attached; please DM me if you'd like the room and/or Zoom info
Abstract too long for alt text, pls DM if you'd like assistance getting access to it
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
it's funny to me that Aristotle basically said "Yeah Plato is the whackiest mf I have ever encountered": "Other constitutions have been proposed; some by private persons, others by philosophers and statesmen, which all come nearer to established or existing ones than either of Plato’s."
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Bigots whose goal is straightforwardly to hurt people for being different, the most crude kinda raw visceral arbitrary hatred, are gunning for trans people across the world. And in America they have significant and growing power.
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Dr. Jackpots Ⓥ @hieronymusbonn.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Day 1: The Rubaiyat, Fifth Edition classics.mit.edu/Khayyam/ruba...
classics.mit.edu
The Internet Classics Archive | The Rubaiyat by Omar Khayyam
The Rubaiyat by Omar Khayyam, part of the Internet Classics Archive
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