Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 20hHow every conversation with an effective altruist goes: 030
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A colleague of mine found some great marginalia in a used copy of Hacker’s Insight and Illusion 050
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think this is wrong—instead of sending their proof to the annals of mathematics, they should send it to me, so I can send it to the annals of mathematics 000
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What if the real AI alignment was the friends we made along the way 010
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The entire AI safety industry neglected to consider that every learner just needs a strong maternal trainer to supervise it 120
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Pronouncing ‘Claude’ like ‘Sade’ as a form of resistance 250
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026PSYCHOLOGIST: we think that this explanation is conceptually flawed, so we ran 400 undergrads through a two year study PSYCHOLOGIST: turns out, it’s conceptually flawed 001
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This week a student in my philosophy of science course asked me why we’re studying induction and confirmation in a course about science. The best part? He’s a neuroscience major! 2100
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Asking Claude to find De Zerbi’s email and to tell him how Tottenham can score more goals. 000
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Abstract for a fun little study I've been running in my spare time. It compares LLM reasoning across tasks that hold content fixed but vary format (iconic vs. discursive), and asks what that shows, if anything, about the format of LLM representations. Full preprint coming soon! 050
Reposted by Jake SpinellaKieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 18/09/2026This is the far more likely pathway for how AI will end us all, btw. Not via some superintelligent swarm of paperclip maximizers, but by a cascading sequence of dumb fuckups driven by human beings who have arranged things to be fast-moving and catastrophically fragile while also being really lazy. 17391149
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026They Live but donning the glasses allows you to see the true logical form of natural language sentences 000
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026EXCLUSIVE: Netflix announces new unscripted series “Arbeit Macht Frei” 120
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Someone just walked into this coffee shop with a “New York or Nowhere” tote bag. We are in Chicago Illinois 081
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 09/09/2026AI is the future now everyone has their very own idiot junior analyst 110
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Who among us is ready to crawl towards culture?? 000
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Amazing things happening on threads right now 092
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I really wish Wittgenstein were alive today. I think he would’ve loved BlueSky and Grindr. 041
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Vengaboys Vengaboys Vengaboys Vengaboys Vengaboys Vengaboys Vengaboys Aqua Yo-Yo Ma 010
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Business idea: a philosophy bootcamp for recently unemployed coders 2325
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Puzzle of the self-torturer but instead of turning the knob up one unit you’re forced to watch one more second of Tottenham football 010
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Work today: printing out cartoons for the door of my office. 150
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It needs a bit of sprucing up, but it sure is nice to have your own office! 150
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 21/08/2026As a philosopher, the best thing about the AI boom is being able to ask “So what are you going to do with that?” to computer science majors. 0302
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Proud to finally have a {DOCUMENT_TYPE} with my {FIRST_NAME} {LAST_NAME} on it 010
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Happy to say that I now have a doctorate in philosophy! 0140
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Defending my dissertation in 45 minutes and received this ominous fortune. 2100
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The arrival of another academic year is a momentous occasion in American culture, marked primarily by the migration of birds to southerly climes, the return of students to their dorms, and The Atlantic publishing yet another long-form essay on wokeness in Higher Ed. 020
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 09/08/2026My favorite moment from The Odyssey was when Odysseus said “how do you like them apples?” to Antinous 000
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 07/08/2026God has truly abandoned this fallen world not even the monkeys are safe 030
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Yeah, I work at the poetry factory. I’m one of the guys who makes nothing happen 021
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Huge moment for philosophers who have worked on concrete 020
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Prompting my students to “make no mistakes” and “do a breakthrough” on every future assignment 020
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Everyone’s talking about effective altruism, but no one is talking about the clearly superior view: ineffective altruism 130
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 26/07/2026People act like aphantasics are so mysterious, but in my view they just lack imagination 031
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Can’t believe Odysseus refused to use a car literally named the Honda Odyssey to cut his journey back to Ithaca to about 12 hours. What an idiot. 000
Reposted by Jake SpinellaExperimental Philosophy @xphilosopher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Philosophers, we need your help We are running a study on philosophers’ intuitions about thought experiments moralsciencelab.com/intuitions/ Only takes a few minutes! 32522
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Just witnessed a real-life messy shopper case de se skeptics are in shambles 020
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 13/07/2026New business idea: Catholic natural wine bar that only serves the blood of Christ 000
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Was rooting for Norway, but can’t really deny that an England-Argentina semi would be something to behold! 110
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 11/07/2026We got Trump converting to Islam before GTA 6. 000
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Very happy to say that I’ll be defending my dissertation next month and then start a visiting lecturer position at UIC for the 26 - 27 academic year! 2120
Jake Spinella @jakespinella.bsky.social · 14/06/2026If Knicks win, Finals MVP should go to De’Aaron Fox 000