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Dexter Methorphan

@grower.bsky.social
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The one and only. You've probably got bootlegs of my music somewhere in your closet

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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 1h
are the mexican glass bottles always 12oz? thought they were 16s
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 1h
i confess
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 3h
If I send you an erotically sexy body odor video while getting a breast cancer awareness ribbon tattoo it's b/c sending a stink link is my kink while getting pink ink.
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 3h
im too high for this shit
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 3h
someone should tell all the political ads I ALREADY FUCKING VOTED STOP
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 3h
mine are just a few days out bsky.app/profile/hide...
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 3h
Sick Michigan Hip Replacement Services LLC
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 3h
i remember those days better than most
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 3h
It’s the hip place to be at the moment
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 4h
Lil blurry cuz it grew right into the light
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 4h
Clean the dog hair out of the carpets
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah I take lewds too
Super boof pretty much done. I’m gonna wait til the last batch gets out of the canntrol before I harvest it. 2 daysA very ripe super boof bud
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 4h
Twist with sprinkles boom done
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 5h
And suddenly I want Dairy Queen
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 5h
I became the syrup
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 5h
become one with the hair
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 5h
are you suggesting i'm not maximizing my storage opportunities
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 5h
16 gets taken to the gym every other day or so by one of his older cousins and its the most happy making thing such good dudes and such good role models for him
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 5h
i try not to measure butt space
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 5h
pwpt
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 5h
who up pickin at they scabs
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 5h
honestly i think its because someone old set them high like 50 years ago and nobody even knows where the thermostat is anymore
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
OSHA
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
lol
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
I get a 3.6% cola this year That seems really low
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
They told me it was genetic
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
Elon is getting into the Hollywood special effects industry I guess
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
Sad to report something we all knew: ACAB includes the military
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
How much investment do you have in California wine and any industries associated with it
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
Bro fuck this I’m moving to the woods Oh wait TRAILCAMS
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
Synchronicity
do think there's a danger of looking at extremely cool shit like keys jingling then jingling some more for several hours and convincing yourself it's actually lame because the guy funding it is a white supremacist
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
THANK YOU!
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
When I was in college in the late 90s, resource economics professors repeatedly told me that unless gas had hit $10 a gallon in the US by 2010, it would not be possible to reverse climate change. Guess they were onto something
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
Gas under $2 in 2026… LOL
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12h
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“More than 100 elected officials have joined me in calling on parking lot and garage owners across New York City: Don’t give ICE a place to operate. Don’t rent to them. Tell them they’re not welcome.

Last week, ICE agents shot Oscar Belgal in the neck in Marble Hill while his 5-year-old son sat in the car. They had been staging nearby in a private parking lot.

Our city laws keep ICE off public property. Now, we’re calling on private property owners to do the same. One garage on Morton Street already removed ICE vehicles after neighbors spoke out. Every owner has that power.”
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
It would’ve been really cool like 20 years ago
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
SAME
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
How much money do you think was spent on the entire ordeal? More than we’ll make in 10-20 lifetimes I’d bet
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
Girl bring that wagon over here! *pulls back on the stick and reels her in*
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
I need a wagon full of wagons
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 8h
You laugh but a few months ago my FIL was pissssssed cuz the neighbors cow got loose and tore up his entire yard in Ireland 😂
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 8h
I hate her so freaking much
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 8h
based
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/01/2025
we are never going to have flying cars on account of how there would be a 9/11 every day
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 8h
resign
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 20h
They installed a “man trap” in the front door of the local high school Just hearing the words “man trap” has stuck with me ever since. Reminds me of a castle where they’d pour hot oil onto the people in there
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𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 23h
𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙱
Kids shouldn't have to carry blue candy buckets on Halloween to indicate autism. Kids don't have to wear some kind of indicator in order to get free candy. If a kid doesn't say "Trick-or-treat" so fucking what? Here's an idea, don't be a ginormous twat-waffle who expects children to perform for you to get a 2- inch candy bar. It's free candy day. If you wanna make children jump through hoops for you, just shut your damn lights off because you are trash. Everybody gets free candy. No costume? Free candy. No talking? Free candy. Too old? Free candy. Parents that look exhausted from walking 16 miles for $20 worth of candy? Free candy for them too! This world is a total fucking dumpster fire and the idea that a kid on the spectrum has to hold a special plastic pumpkin to be treated like a kid on Halloween is garbage. Just give everyone the free candy and shut the fuck up.
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 20h
Im still gonna grow a bunch more in the meantime cuz the mother is a great plant and its a great smoke as I said. Maybe mimosa orange punch?
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 20h
Well the super boof is great, it is not however candy or fruity like the stuff I get from the dispensary Which means I chose the wrong plant to clone from So i guess I’m still hunting. I think anyone else would be fine with this but I was going for the opposite of green diesel flavor
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