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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The good thing about Babymetal fans is that even some long term fans have Momometal as their favourite member. They're wrong, the correct answer is Moa, but it's good. And even if another fan's favourite member is the wrong one you can go, "I can respect that. Even if you are wrong."😁

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GJ!

Alt: GJ! Moametal of Babymetal looking straight at the camera, grinning, and giving a double thumbs up.

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Ami Yamato @amiyamato.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Nothing repels me from clicking on a YouTube video more than an AI generated thumbnail. 🤮

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This is the next post to go viral. Gain credibility by liking and sharing it before everyone else. Replace a word in your favourite film with your favourite number: Evil 8 2.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

40 years between 1st and 2nd albums. White Stag by Beltane Fire consists of demos recorded in the late eighties. 5 tracks in and loving it.

Album cover for White Stag by Beltane Fire. A white stag stands in a sunbeam in a forest clearing.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "Don't get many of your type in here." The horse says, "Does that mean I'm not welcome?" The barman says, "You got it. Now move along."

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

A horse walks into a bar and says "Two creme de menthes please." The barman comes around the bar and opens the horse revealing two sheep. "Get out. You're barred."

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

A horse walks into a bar, "Double vodka, quick." The barman says, "What's wrong?" The horse says, "I just saw a chicken cross the road." The barman says, "You're joking."

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "A diet Pepsi?" The horse says, "Something stronger. A Pepsi Max."

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "What'll you have?" The horse replies, "A diet Pepsi."

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "What'll you have?" The horse says, "A diet Pepsi."

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Not to make the people who live in castle deprived areas feel inadequate, but the county (yes county, not country) I live in has so many they could run "guess the castle" picture competition every month for over 2 years.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Having read posts from sci-fi fans, I tried bluffing my way in a fan group. I failed. When asked what my favourite shows were, I said "Stargates G1, and Star Trek 5 Oyager."

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Remember when companies had sensible names? Nowadays they're all Inqivinj and Fujeyenuh and Porcenk. And they all promise to grow your potential awareness in cyber online markets utilising the latest volatile agency.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Tears were streaming down the young woman's face. Kamina swatted an angry hand at them to wipe them away and smeared a bubble of snot over her cheek. Even wet and daubed with mucus, Kamina was still the most beautiful thing Hila had ever seen. #LesFicFri #OrionSpurSeries

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

This week I started watching The Orville. This week I gave up watching The Orville. The scripts and acting were mediocre at best and it made the cardinal sin of making main characters stupid and ineffectual.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

'That means I could be going into a war!' Tehvay thought, but she did not give voice to her sudden concern. She didn't want to end an otherwise pleasant evening on such a serious note. 'Besides, there's nothing I can do about it; I go where she goes.' #LesFicFri #OrionSpurSeries

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Hmm? What's that you said? You don't live a 10 minute drive from the ruins of a Roman town? Gee, it must suck to be you. #Roman #History

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

"If you were a slave, the very notion that you could resist and fight back is anathema to everything you believe. The concept is totally alien to you. You have no idea that the concept of resistance exists, let alone have a word for it." #LesFicFri #OrionSpurSeries

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

There should be some device built into the collar of t-shirts to let you know you're putting them on back to front.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Not holding much hope for The Goodies reboot.

The cast of Babylon 5 sitting on an extended bike looking similar to The Goodies sitting on their trandem. Explaining this in alt text kind of kills the joke, sorry.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

1. 1 racist. 2. 2 racists. 3. 3 racists. HA HA HA I love to count. 4. 4 racists. 5. 5 racists... 50. 50 racists... I don't love to count anymore.

UTK march London 2026. Racists waving flags.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

What feels like a STAR TREK but isn’t actually a STAR TREK. Shall I go there... mmm... oh I went there.

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Star Trek Discovery: Spore Drive in Action

Alt: Star Trek Discovery: Spore Drive in Action

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

@diamandahagan.bsky.social This is the sort of weird history stuff I expected to have learned from you.

Twitter exchange in which it is revealed the Borgia family, yes that one, run fried chicken shops in Dublin.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Why do people like Chewbacca? Clone Wars - captured, Solo - captured, Clone Wars - captured, Empire Strikes Back - captured, Rise of Skywalker - captured. The guy's useless. #StarWars

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Futurama predicts the future Fry: Wait a minute, I know what's going on here. You've all become idiots. Bender: Hey, let's all join the Reform party. Everyone: Yeah.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

The late Galyn Gorg played Helen of Troy in an episode of Xena in 1996. Of course this was before racists knew how to use the internet. #HelenOfTroy

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

"Brave" by Marillion "The Whirlwind" by Transatlantic "The Silent Whales of Lunar Sea" by Skyclad

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Me: Time to take my pills. My Body: I think you need to pee. Me: I know, 2 seconds. MB: P-- Me: Yes. Oh I need to start a new blister pack. Where's-- MB: Pee! Me: Hang on. MB: PEE! Me: 2 sec-- MB: PEEEEEEEEEEEE! Fuck my body.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Some thoughts on #SkyF1 coverage. If they spent less time telling us what's coming up, they could have more content. If they stop Ted Kravitz rambling on about whatever just attracted his attention, they could have more content. Very brave decision not to have theme music this year.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

It's been dull and overcast all day. I finally get up the energy to move and turn the light on. 5 minutes later, the sun is out and I've got to build up the energy to move and turn the light off.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Apparently I've got unlimited texts to use up before the next month of my mobile contract.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

There's a saying: "Learn from the past to avoid making the same mistakes." It seems the right wing has taken this to heart. Unfortunately they seem to think the mistake is the Nazis lost.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Did You Know episode #16. Until now the last mention of "Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show" on this site was 2 hours ago.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

"Is there a point to your story?" Rikana thought for a moment. "No. Unless, it's that if you want to go down on me, don't expect me to return the favour." #LesFicFri #OrionSpurSeries

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Did You Know episode #12. This is the very last episode #12 of the series.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Did You Know episode #63. Before now the last mention of "Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show" on this site was 5 months ago.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

FYI The Welsh Senedd just passed a law making it a crime to lie while election campaigning. Only one member voted against it, Reform's Laura Ann Jones.

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

*Werner Herzog voice*: Having seen her next video, I feel only sorrow at the inevitability of total societal collapse that its release will set in motion.

Seated in a car, Natalie Tran (communitychannel) is gleefully showing Alan Melikdjanian (Captain Disillusion) something on her phone. He is comically stunned and concerned.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Kikola slid her hand down until it found the bare flesh of Tehvay's leg. Tehvay did not object, so Kikola slowly moved her hand up Tehvay's thigh. She felt Tehvay's muscles tense. 'Should I stop', thought Kikola. #LesFicFri #OrionSpurSeries book 2

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Remember that time when you could sort your youtube search results by upload date? Those were good times.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

The other day I heard a radio presenter ask a question and he added "Don't AI it." Is AI now a verb, or does being a radio presenter make you stupid?

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

"You paid for the bracelet with sex? You prostituted yourself for it?" "Well, I wouldn't have put it like that." Hila frantically kicked her brain to say something sensible. "I wanted to get you something nice." "Well that makes all the difference!" Kamina shouted and stormed off. #LesFicFri Shout

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