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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Anyone can do that. * gets on skateboard performs a grind and an ollie and a drop in and a nollie * Okay, falling off is harder than it looks. I bow to your superior skill.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The band struck a chord, if it wasn't stunned the chord would have struck back.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The good thing about Babymetal fans is that even some long term fans have Momometal as their favourite member. They're wrong, the correct answer is Moa, but it's good. And even if another fan's favourite member is the wrong one you can go, "I can respect that. Even if you are wrong."😁

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GJ!

Alt: GJ! Moametal of Babymetal looking straight at the camera, grinning, and giving a double thumbs up.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The other said: Yes. The first one said: Good. See that chicken crossing the road?

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"The horse behind you has." *bam bam* "Quaaaaa--"

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The 3 types of flat earth observations: 1. Could be a globe or flat earth. 2. Can only be a globe earth. 3. Could be a globe or flat earth (but not the flat earth in 1). When a flat earther attempts to science: 1. State the science correctly and add a 🤣 2. State the science incorrectly and add a 🤣

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Just wait a few million years for me to evolve hands first.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"UNDERWEAR TO HELP YOU SLEEP" Incontinence pants? "TEMAZAPANTS" Oh... forget I said anything.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

They're popular where I live. There used to be a small eatery that served faggots, peas, mash and gravy and nothing else. It's been a while since I've had any. They're ok, but not very healthy.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Like most things it has its ups and downs, but overall I'd give it a solid 382.5 ish out of about 412

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

auto generated subtitles: Smack in the head.

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Ami Yamato @amiyamato.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Nothing repels me from clicking on a YouTube video more than an AI generated thumbnail. 🤮

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If AI was intelligent it wouldn't use that font.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This is the next post to go viral. Gain credibility by liking and sharing it before everyone else. Replace a word in your favourite film with your favourite number: Evil 8 2.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

1 up. 1 down. 1 to polish.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

40 years between 1st and 2nd albums. White Stag by Beltane Fire consists of demos recorded in the late eighties. 5 tracks in and loving it.

Album cover for White Stag by Beltane Fire. A white stag stands in a sunbeam in a forest clearing.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The whole audio was very quiet for me. I had to crank the volume up.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I was going to say Beltane Fire. They released an album in 1985. I checked and they released their second album last year. Beltane Fire is the alter ego of The Blue Cats, a rockabilly band. So, I'll go with The Clan Destined, even though it's only an EP not a full album.

Cover of the EP In The Big Ending by The Clan Destined. Two women hug each other as masked soldiers point rifles at them.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If I have an idea for a scene it goes in a file, then if I can find somewhere for it, I use it. Sometimes everything looks complete and there's a need to insert a scene somewhere. Also I write with a partner and we'll be working on different chapters. This necessitates a file for each chapter.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Good job I read this after I woke up and not before going to sleep. I'd be having nightmares.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I don't understand. Are you saying there is someone who doesn't like Pink Floyd? What a bizarre concept.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Yozee turned her attention to Kikola, brought up the sword and lay it across her hands. "A gift. One warrior to another."

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

That is the worst spelling of sex I've ever seen.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It's always science porpoises, never us science dolphins.

Cartoon dolphin wearing a white lab coat conducting an experiment with liquid in glass beakers

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "Don't get many of your type in here." The horse says, "Does that mean I'm not welcome?" The barman says, "You got it. Now move along."

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Normal person - yes. You - no.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

A horse walks into a bar and says "Two creme de menthes please." The barman comes around the bar and opens the horse revealing two sheep. "Get out. You're barred."

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Pon looks little like another word. One that has an 'r' in it.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The latter, that can be the only explanation for the shape.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Stop doing this. It hasn't been a year since the last one. I've got to clear time in my busy schedule. Probably have to rearrange important meetings and put off some critical decisions.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

A horse walks into a bar, "Double vodka, quick." The barman says, "What's wrong?" The horse says, "I just saw a chicken cross the road." The barman says, "You're joking."

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "A diet Pepsi?" The horse says, "Something stronger. A Pepsi Max."

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "What'll you have?" The horse replies, "A diet Pepsi."

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "What'll you have?" The horse says, "A diet Pepsi."

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Not to make the people who live in castle deprived areas feel inadequate, but the county (yes county, not country) I live in has so many they could run "guess the castle" picture competition every month for over 2 years.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Having read posts from sci-fi fans, I tried bluffing my way in a fan group. I failed. When asked what my favourite shows were, I said "Stargates G1, and Star Trek 5 Oyager."

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Jazz? Prog? Punk? Symphonic post-apocalyptic reindeer-grinding Christ-abusing extreme war pagan Fennoscandian metal?

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I would help, but I'm too far away. You'll have to fuck LSPEEPEEYE on your own.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I once tried anal sex and oral sex. I don't think I'll do it again, it left a funny taste in my mouth.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Remember when companies had sensible names? Nowadays they're all Inqivinj and Fujeyenuh and Porcenk. And they all promise to grow your potential awareness in cyber online markets utilising the latest volatile agency.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

To be honest there are certain circumstances where they are.

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Tears were streaming down the young woman's face. Kamina swatted an angry hand at them to wipe them away and smeared a bubble of snot over her cheek. Even wet and daubed with mucus, Kamina was still the most beautiful thing Hila had ever seen. #LesFicFri #OrionSpurSeries

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H. H. Shaw @hhshaw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I spit upon your magnetic media. Punched cards was the way it was intended.

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