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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Picked up a Vinted parcel and it was something completely separate that I’d ordered for A, but the tracking is linked to order 1 so that’s now marked as delivered but I only have order 2 which according to the app is still in transit 🤯

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just told my dog not to have any parties while I’m out

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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"I'm here because I sniff out liars for a living" is a bold play for a host of the Today programme #CelebrityTraitors

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fundamentally distrust anyone who willingly joins the military but I will say James Blunt seems like a vibe #CelebrityTraitors

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Amol Rajan annoys me anyway but winking at the round table ICK ICK ICK ICK #CelebrityTraitors

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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We are all Julia Hesmondhalgh #TheTraitors

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Would lay down my life for Julie Hesmondhalgh #CelebrityTraitors

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’ve had a Vinted spree and I need to be banned

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is absolutely devastating & completely enraging

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Turns out the answer to not being arsed at the gym is just a Pitbull playlist x

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me and my autistic ass dog both overstimmy at the social event

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Forever looking like I haven’t got a clue what I’m doing in the gym whereas realistically I’m just desperately trying to do mental maths

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Noah Woods story is just devastating. Poor little love, and his poor family

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

GP are finally taking my ongoing UTI trauma seriously but unfortunately that’s combined with my insane anxiety to lead me to believe I’m dying xx

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I regularly joke that my dog is autistic and if anything it just makes him more endearing

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Hauntit Quine 🇵🇸 she/her @rummlie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

JK Rowling putting up a disclaimer about having mold in her castle in the FAQs section of her website is satisfying. She was so bothered about the mold she learned how to blur her backgrounds, now this. Bullies are such pathetic creatures.

1. Is J.K. Rowling transphobic? ^

2. Has J.K. Rowling been cancelled? ^

3. Does J.K. Rowling have cancer? ^

4. Is Beira's Place anti-rights as highlighted in the recent Amnesty International report? ^

5. Is J.K. Rowling homophobic? ^

6. Why was J.K. Rowling in the Epstein files? ^

7. Does J.K. Rowling have mold in her house? ^

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Went to DogFest today and had the absolute time of my LIFE

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Saw Operation Mincemeat tonight and it is exactly as good as everyone’s been saying

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Just watched a woman pick up her dog’s poo, then pull out a roll of toilet paper and wipe the dog’s bum x

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is fascinating and a little terrifying

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

There’s a cruel irony in looking for your glasses when you’ve lost said glasses

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Things I was frightened of as a child: - Santa Claus - The Pearl & Dean tune - Spiders - Nessie - Mrs Robinson (y1 teacher) - The dark

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Have really locked back into my fitness and nutrition as of the beginning of this week and am so far down 1.6lbs which I’m pretty pleased with

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I had a danger nap and now look where we are

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Anyway it’s his moving day so everybody pray that for once in their lives solicitors do their jobs properly and the whole thing doesn’t end up being a total shitshow x

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Not sure why I decided to go back to the gym after a couple of months off on the same week I agreed to help A move house but the DOMS are really DOMSing

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you’ve got a few quid you could spare every month, set up a direct debit to the RNLI. If that’s not possible but you have an M&S Sparks card, change your chosen charity partner to the RNLI.

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Was over ambitious about how much I could achieve today and now I’ve crashed and I’m grumpy about it

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Unfortunately all the wellness girlies are right and starting your day with a walk along the canal and an iced coffee and the new Phoebe Bridgers album really does slap

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Back in the gym for the first time in ages and remembered the time there was a guy who did a ferocious round of kickboxing, sat down and ate a Mars bar, then went straight into a headstand

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Ok sure let’s pretend I meant to nap for 3 hours

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Crying about birds of prey again hbu

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Tag yourself I’m curses and hexes

Alternative Scouting
Merit badges for girls & boys

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Hello darkness my old friend Washing my fringe over the sink again

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Keep finding super cute fits on Vinted only to discover they’re for literal babies

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Was supposed to be going to a festival this weekend and now I’m not going because a water infection + portaloos sounds absolutely fucking miserable, but it is also meant to be exceptionally soggy so maybe it’s not such a bad thing to skip it

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Apart from anything else I’m just so tired of constantly being in pain. Long Covid fucked me up in a lot of ways but thankfully none pain related, I don’t know how you other chronically ill baddies are doing this every single day

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The update of this is that my pee test said I don’t have a UTI so no meds prescribed but it’s nearly a week later and all the symptoms are the same and I’m slowly convincing myself it’s going to develop into a kidney infection and then sepsis which isn’t great for the old brain

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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day

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hanne @heyitshanne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’m genuinely devastated by losing Dolly. What a woman, and what a privilege to have shared this earth with her

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