Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"buh, I asked chatgpt" well I didn't ask anyone or think about it all before giving an answer we are not the same 030
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026you know now that I think about it, I have also developed a super dangerous AI that might end humanity I just need about a hundred million dollars from private investors, then I'll be able to make it safe 020
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"A tablespoon? What are we -- Is it Um, what? Are we -- Is, um, is This thing's a tablespoon? For -- What, is there -- Is there a CHAIR spoon I'm not aware of?!" - Rob Schneider reading a recipe 010
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I don't personally shit in the pool but it's fine if others want to 020
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 02/07/2026did someone in your house slice cheese or open a jar of peanut butter? you may be entitled to compensation 130
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Sam Altman claims that in the next 8-10 years, every atom in the universe will be required to be part of a data center. "We're talking total market penetration," said Altman, who then chuckled and bumped his own fist. 110
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/05/2026more chili based Ska bands Reel Bean Fish The Aquabeans Rancid (Chili) #mbmbam 010
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 20/04/2026explain to a 14 year old why he says "glavin" and why that's funny 000
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 13/04/2026chat gpt will never achieve the best of what humanity can create, but also never the worst a robot could never write Mad Max: Fury Road. it could also never design the unique, barely usable trash that is the pluto streaming app for my samsung tv 100
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 20/03/2026tonight, for the first time ever, I smelled asparagus in my pee 010
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 21/02/2026thank the heavens for this AI summary from my meeting i'm glad we're burning down the world for this 110
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 19/12/2025that douchebag comedian really has the right idea about how audiences don't want to laugh at hot people it's bulletproof oh you don't think I'm funny? thank you for the compliment on my gorgeous body 000
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/12/2025to put it in perspective, elon musk could give away $1 million every day for a hundred years, and he would still be a pathetic little weasel who has never made anyone laugh or climax makes you think, huh? 000
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 24/11/2025what's the difference, am I right? this one's a real keeper, eh? 020
Reposted by Brock PoulsenDan Thurot @danthurot.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I sincerely hope people will check out this year's Indie Games Night Market at Pax Unplugged! I covered nine of the games that will be featured there, each of which has something to recommend it. With any luck, some of them will be picked up by publishers or continue to be sold by their creators. 2339
Reposted by Brock PoulsenLara Henneman @lhenpen.bsky.social · 06/11/2025🌟 THE LAST SESSION X HOLLYWOOD PARK 🌟 A cult survivor turned social worker inherits a surprise parcel of land. Only problem? It's still occupied by the abusive fundamentalist group that raised her...and they're not giving up without a fight. 🌲🔪🩸♀️CULT DAUGHTER #questpit #a #t #q 182
Reposted by Brock PoulsenKatharine Van Amburg @kvanamburg.bsky.social · 06/11/2025CRIMSON PEAK x HGTV 💐 A flower-seller turned debutante who wants a home 💀 A disgraced celebrity necromancer trying to resurrect his reputation 🏚️ A crumbling gothic manor crawling with ghosts 🐶 …and 73 dogs #questpit #A #F #Q 2177
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 06/11/2025🤡 IT Chapter 2 x Weapons 🔪 Alex and Finn travel from their home in Illinois back to Alex's hometown in rural Tennessee. together they uncover the connection between the missing children of Hewitt Falls and Alex's traumatic, buried history #questpit #Q #H #A 0102
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I have a policy: I always let youtube ads run. I can't support every creator financially, but I can make sure they get paid some ad revenue when the opportunity arises. this applies extra when youtube serves me an hour long ben shapiro ad. headphones out, and I'll just let that garbage run. 010
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 04/11/2025people say the healthcare system in the US is bad, but there are plenty of ways to get treatment 031
Reposted by Brock PoulsenDan Thurot @danthurot.bsky.social · 30/10/2025The Great Commission strives to tell the story of early Christian evangelists. I have complicated feelings on it. My review: spacebiff.com/2025/10/29/t...spacebiff.comNeither Board Nor CountersI remember the first time I felt doubt. It was the night my little sister was diagnosed with type-1 diabetes. Mom figured it out at the grocery store — we’d been through this once before — an… 149415
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 29/10/2025I've been sending queries to lit agents, and it's a discouraging process, but today I got a nice rejection. so, you know, silver linings? they called my story "compelling" but said it's not right for them hoping to find the person for whom it is right! 000
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 28/10/2025nearly done with Lindy West's first book, which I read after reading her second book, and both are works of goddamn genius 000
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 28/10/2025hey quick question why is dais pronounced like bias? what is going on 100
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 20/10/2025for all the bad things the internet has given us, I will admit: it makes it easier to bully millionaires 010
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 20/10/2025thank god the dollar tree had the shaneplays ScreenBreakZ my ScreenBreakZ collection wouldn't be complete without the shaneplays ScreenBreakZ he's my favorite ScreenBreakZ 010
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 16/10/2025this seems like a joke product that someone accidentally decided to actually make. who would want this? it is two body pillows - both too small to be very useful - fused together with a smaller, even worse pillow. why would a person buy this? 110
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 30/09/2025imagine being Brad Pitt's literal brother but looking exactly like you're Zach Braff's brother 030
Reposted by Brock PoulsenJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 20/09/2025this exists it is called thinking 81331316088
Reposted by Brock PoulsenOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either 360318178273
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 14/09/2025hey tillamook ice cream! is there a law about how many times you're allowed to say "really" on your product? because I'm about to turn a million dollar idea into a two million dollar idea 100
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 23/08/2025(extremely The Hold Steady voice) I gave my life to Christ In a Cracker Barrel parking lot 010
Reposted by Brock PoulsenBill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon… 402323616851
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 12/08/2025(Youth pastor who just watched Iron Man 2 (2011) voice) you know what else has an after credits scene featuring a bearded deity? 000
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 11/08/2025White Christians are cowards for a lot of reasons, but one in particular is the way they name their kids. Hindu parents have a baby and straight up name him Ganesh. Catholics in Mexico: Jesús or Inmaculada. The world little needs another Greg or Jessica. Give them a white kid named Jehovah. 100
Reposted by Brock PoulsenRS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed. 7457572154
Reposted by Brock PoulsenShelf Stable Podcast 🔜 Spiel Essen, PaxU @shelfstablecast.bsky.social · 27/07/2025We were planning to cover Galaxy Trucker in an upcoming episode's 100 games segment. In light of @czechgames.com's recent statement regarding the "vast world of magic", we'll be repurposing the time to discuss CGE's statment. Friendly reminder to all: trans rights are human rights. 0307
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William acknowledged your arrival to the meeting and noted that you had joined, which allowed the meeting to proceed. This mention was significant as it marked the transition from waiting for participants to starting the agenda."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3xgjdxoz5v5tmlevfnhbojlk/bafkreihxirtvh5uttejhfabpuiauxg5irmraer7iejswjngb3oayihiuka)
