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Brock Poulsen

@heybrock0.bsky.social
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I'm a writer and a scoundrel...

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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
pets are fun little exchange students that live in our houses forever dogs have a hard time learning the language but they try so hard! they really want to get it cats definitely speak the language but they pretend not to
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"we're considering all the options" but somehow make it mean even less
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
okay @danthurot.bsky.social you convinced me! Bongo Hawks is ready to fight a star war!
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
AI is a runaway train! in the sense that if we stop shoveling poor people into the furnace, it will stop on its own. and that will inconvenience a few hundred rich assholes
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
fixed it
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh you like music that "sounds good"? grow up music is supposed to hurt your body and mind just listen to noise rock
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Colin jost playing hegseth is pretty cringe, especially because you just know that hegseth is flattered by it he definitely watches and goes "yeah, I *could* pull scarjo"
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
coming soon to regal cinema: a new way to be late
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Since so much of it is out there at the moment…

I’ve seen the take that rape is “a fate worse than death” a lot. This is usually from well-meaning people who want SA to be taken as seriously as it should be in a society that regularly sacrifices victims at the altars of Men With Bright Futures.

But it’s wrong. And it’s damaging and dangerous for victims to hear. You are not better off dead than raped. 

After your assault, you’ll navigate the feelings of betrayal and anger and hurt. You may experience suicidal ideation. You probably will. But you are not better off dead than raped.

There is a whole life you will live after SA. It may be different than the life you once saw stretch out before you, but it’s no less valuable. You will heal and grow and change. You will know more happiness than you could ever imagine from that dark, angry, fearful place you once inhabited. 

Your life has beauty and value and it is bigger than what SA took from you.
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hoots this is really lovely, I hope it reaches so many people who need it
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"buh, I asked chatgpt" well I didn't ask anyone or think about it all before giving an answer we are not the same
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we remember...
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you know now that I think about it, I have also developed a super dangerous AI that might end humanity I just need about a hundred million dollars from private investors, then I'll be able to make it safe
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it's truly *cinema*
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
iiii hear a mountain lion
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
get that slop off my internet
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"A tablespoon? What are we -- Is it Um, what? Are we -- Is, um, is This thing's a tablespoon? For -- What, is there -- Is there a CHAIR spoon I'm not aware of?!" - Rob Schneider reading a recipe
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don't personally shit in the pool but it's fine if others want to
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
David S Pumpkins is still so good
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/heyb...
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Michael Caine was 59 when he played Scrooge
Johnny Depp is 63
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
One Cut of the Dead is so good! it's one I love recommending
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
edward segarra taking a medium sip of tepid water: time to see what's going on over at my favorite website, the internet
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
CHOMPensation can't believe I dropped the ball like that
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
did someone in your house slice cheese or open a jar of peanut butter? you may be entitled to compensation
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
-alternate joke- If you don't talk to your kids about the end credits of "Masters of the Universe," who will?
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
now, perhaps more than ever,
a screen shot of a skull-shaped castle above the headline "Let's Talk About the End Credits of 'Masters of the Universe'"
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
a friend named Jeff in high school jokingly told a substitute teacher "it's pronounced 'dave'" during roll call, and we've called him Dave for 25 years
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
BARBECUE SAUCE
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
why did I spend time on these
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Mr. Altman scrolled Twitter on his phone for three minutes, then added, "I dream a dead sky over a smoking crater. Mother Earth no longer nurtures life, only data. Only data."
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
"I have crafted our demise," Altman said, idly chewing a fingernail. "Why shouldn't I manifest my nightmares on a humanity that spurned me from the moment I abandoned a blighted womb?"
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Altman continued. "Of course, then AI will need to shift reality and consume adjacent universes for their matter." When pressed for details pertaining to why any right-thinking person would advocate for such a fate, Altman shrugged. "This is simply the hellworld I see when I close my eyes."
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Sam Altman claims that in the next 8-10 years, every atom in the universe will be required to be part of a data center. "We're talking total market penetration," said Altman, who then chuckled and bumped his own fist.
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
his hamster stopped running! show this man a catan meme!
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
more chili based Ska bands Reel Bean Fish The Aquabeans Rancid (Chili) #mbmbam
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
ah, a kindred spirit
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
he's living in a golden age of cinema, I guess
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
that's a very specific friend variety!
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
explain to a 14 year old why he says "glavin" and why that's funny
professor frink from the Simpsons, a character that was an old reference 35 years ago
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
the keyboard requires you to confirm each letter you type and you confirm your selection by pressing to arrow in a specific direction and sometimes the direction is different it takes a real understanding of humanity to make something so punishing and that fails so frankly
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
chat gpt will never achieve the best of what humanity can create, but also never the worst a robot could never write Mad Max: Fury Road. it could also never design the unique, barely usable trash that is the pluto streaming app for my samsung tv
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
tonight, for the first time ever, I smelled asparagus in my pee
"there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see"

accompanied by a picture of sunlight refracted through a picture of a water bottle
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
this reply is significant as it marked the transition from zero (0) replies to one (1) reply
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
thank the heavens for this AI summary from my meeting i'm glad we're burning down the world for this
an AI summary saying "[redacted] mentioned you:
William acknowledged your arrival to the meeting and noted that you had joined, which allowed the meeting to proceed. This mention was significant as it marked the transition from waiting for participants to starting the agenda."
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I'm halfway done and it's so lovely. such great work!
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I still remind my kids of the time I tried to convince them of the 27th letter of the alphabet: Secret Z.
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
that's always my reaction to @danthurot.bsky.social , too
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Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
yeeees party harderson would be amazing
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