Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 11/10/2026pets are fun little exchange students that live in our houses forever dogs have a hard time learning the language but they try so hard! they really want to get it cats definitely speak the language but they pretend not to 110
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 11/10/2026"we're considering all the options" but somehow make it mean even less 000
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 10/10/2026okay @danthurot.bsky.social you convinced me! Bongo Hawks is ready to fight a star war! 030
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026AI is a runaway train! in the sense that if we stop shoveling poor people into the furnace, it will stop on its own. and that will inconvenience a few hundred rich assholes 000
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026oh you like music that "sounds good"? grow up music is supposed to hurt your body and mind just listen to noise rock 130
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Colin jost playing hegseth is pretty cringe, especially because you just know that hegseth is flattered by it he definitely watches and goes "yeah, I *could* pull scarjo" 041
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026coming soon to regal cinema: a new way to be late 020
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026hoots this is really lovely, I hope it reaches so many people who need it 000
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"buh, I asked chatgpt" well I didn't ask anyone or think about it all before giving an answer we are not the same 040
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026you know now that I think about it, I have also developed a super dangerous AI that might end humanity I just need about a hundred million dollars from private investors, then I'll be able to make it safe 030
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"A tablespoon? What are we -- Is it Um, what? Are we -- Is, um, is This thing's a tablespoon? For -- What, is there -- Is there a CHAIR spoon I'm not aware of?!" - Rob Schneider reading a recipe 010
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I don't personally shit in the pool but it's fine if others want to 020
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 17/07/2026One Cut of the Dead is so good! it's one I love recommending 010
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 09/07/2026edward segarra taking a medium sip of tepid water: time to see what's going on over at my favorite website, the internet 010
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 02/07/2026CHOMPensation can't believe I dropped the ball like that 000
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 02/07/2026did someone in your house slice cheese or open a jar of peanut butter? you may be entitled to compensation 130
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 06/06/2026-alternate joke- If you don't talk to your kids about the end credits of "Masters of the Universe," who will? 010
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 01/06/2026a friend named Jeff in high school jokingly told a substitute teacher "it's pronounced 'dave'" during roll call, and we've called him Dave for 25 years 030
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Mr. Altman scrolled Twitter on his phone for three minutes, then added, "I dream a dead sky over a smoking crater. Mother Earth no longer nurtures life, only data. Only data." 000
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/05/2026"I have crafted our demise," Altman said, idly chewing a fingernail. "Why shouldn't I manifest my nightmares on a humanity that spurned me from the moment I abandoned a blighted womb?" 100
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Altman continued. "Of course, then AI will need to shift reality and consume adjacent universes for their matter." When pressed for details pertaining to why any right-thinking person would advocate for such a fate, Altman shrugged. "This is simply the hellworld I see when I close my eyes." 100
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Sam Altman claims that in the next 8-10 years, every atom in the universe will be required to be part of a data center. "We're talking total market penetration," said Altman, who then chuckled and bumped his own fist. 110
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/05/2026his hamster stopped running! show this man a catan meme! 042
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 05/05/2026more chili based Ska bands Reel Bean Fish The Aquabeans Rancid (Chili) #mbmbam 010
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 20/04/2026explain to a 14 year old why he says "glavin" and why that's funny 000
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 13/04/2026the keyboard requires you to confirm each letter you type and you confirm your selection by pressing to arrow in a specific direction and sometimes the direction is different it takes a real understanding of humanity to make something so punishing and that fails so frankly 000
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 13/04/2026chat gpt will never achieve the best of what humanity can create, but also never the worst a robot could never write Mad Max: Fury Road. it could also never design the unique, barely usable trash that is the pluto streaming app for my samsung tv 100
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 20/03/2026tonight, for the first time ever, I smelled asparagus in my pee 010
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 21/02/2026this reply is significant as it marked the transition from zero (0) replies to one (1) reply 010
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 21/02/2026thank the heavens for this AI summary from my meeting i'm glad we're burning down the world for this 110
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I'm halfway done and it's so lovely. such great work! 020
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I still remind my kids of the time I tried to convince them of the 27th letter of the alphabet: Secret Z. 010
Brock Poulsen @heybrock0.bsky.social · 03/01/2026that's always my reaction to @danthurot.bsky.social , too 010