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conor 🧃

@hey-cj.bsky.social
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Minneapolis • Software engineer • he/him • Happily married 🏳️‍🌈 Occasionally NSFW

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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 15h
they got me gal (tested positive for strep)
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I came down with a cold this weekend and tell me why NOTHING hits like an ice cold sprite when you’re sick
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
in wisconsin for oktoberfest and I can’t help but wonder… are straight men ok?? (the answer is no)
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what if we touched tips? 🫪
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
first week hitting my gym attendance goal in a while and lifted over 16,000 lbs this morning
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can’t open this app in public and it’s your fault 🫵
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so anyway, happy hump day!
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the most important accessory you can have at the gym is a slutty little gold chain
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
just found out gryffin will be here for NYE so there are those plans sorted!! 🪩
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bisexuals should get the day off work tbh!
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh happy equinox, btw!!
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
whatever happened to using headphones? is that era gone for good?
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
today is dragging but at least i get to see ryan beatty sing tonight!
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sunday recovery 🐴🥩🪩
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
weekend plans??
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
specifically this
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
thinking about butt stuff
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
troye babyyyy ‼️
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
got to visit one of my favorite bookstores today 😌
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
meet you at the cottage 😏
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
dads are on vacation @mspnoodle.bsky.social
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I need the influencers to STOP going to and promoting my neighborhood coffee shop!!
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
today is my friday, thank god!!
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ooh she’s ready to twirl!
Mirror selfie posing in front of a closet door wearing dark baggy jeans and a leopard-print crop top
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
a concert on a school night?! watch this space
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
alright that’s a wrap!
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
should I go out for the third night in a row?? 🤔
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
deleted all social apps from my phone for the month so please be aware that if i’m seeing your #fcf posts… it’s on the big screen (as god intended)
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
are you hungry or just over-caffeinated?
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
happy back to school szn to all who celebrate
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
walking around the house singing to myself and husband just goes “I love it when you *kind* of know a song”
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I made it but let the record show I’d rather be anywhere else rn 😅
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
desire to be hot ⚖️ desire to go to gym
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
woke up feeling well-rested and ready for the day, what a concept!!
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
pheromone-maxxing (the city shut off water for the day so I can’t shower)
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
just remembered i spontaneously bought tickets to see jungle next month and now I can’t wait 👯‍♂️
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
pov it’s a meeting-free wfh day 💤
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
back home and h*rny!!
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ready to fulfill my duties as the token gay guy on the bachelorette weekend 🫡
Selfie in a car wearing a green gray cutoff T, smiling at camera
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I voted 🗳️
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drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
what if instead of gay guy Atlantis cruise there was gay guy luxury Amtrak ride
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
they should start calling this the machine of pain and suffering tbh
Stock photo of a hip adductor machine
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
in the back of a toyota sienna uber feeling young, wild, and free 🌼
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
first leg day in over a month and I honestly feel so good. I missed being a little slut on the lying leg curl machine 🤭
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
today is my friday 🤗
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
husband and I ditched work early to head to our fav happy hour and then go see spiderman 🤭
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
raise your hand if you’re ready for the weekend
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
finally joined amc a-list
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
whenever I see a post from my alt on my own timeline it’s like… “hey I know him!!”
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
we are so back (at the gym after ≈1 month off)
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