iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wisconsin boys are built different god damn 🤤

6421

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Rewatching Heated Rivalry again and god DAMN that episode 5 still hits me like a fucking truck lmao

0370

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Left my AirPods at the office yesterday

2210

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Husband is in a wedding this weekend and the welcome reception on Friday is at a karaoke bar. I may not be the bride, but I WILL be the main event.

3420

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Just made the uber driver give me the aux so I could play melodrama lmao I am not okay

1230

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Stoned and building my dream house in the sims don’t call don’t text

2340

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Just previewed a house for a client of mine and it was a 1968-built, mid-century masterpiece with walls of windows and the most beautiful lot and garden. And then the inside looked like this.

8140

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Must have been some kind of Pretty Twink Convention at the gym today because my god 😵‍💫

1301

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Hot gym crush personal trainer man was working the front desk today instead of down on the workout floor with a client and when he said hi and checked me in his voice was a little more…feminine than I expected. 👀

0491

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Been wanting a mindless distraction lately because *gestures around to the general state of things* so I’ve been reading some sometimes bad but sometimes good mm romance/smut and honestly how fun for me

1280

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The MISTR annual video calls are so funny because a doctor gets on the screen and says “so you still a whore?” and I say “yes” and he says “great I’ll be submitting your descovy prescription to continue” and I say “thanks” and then we hang up.

3653

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The pathological need to be the hottest person in this Delta Sky Club

4350

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Dive bar just started playing Maneater I’m home

0260

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Settling in to watch Taken on this flight idk teehee

0110

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Fuck it starting a rewatch of All Stars 2 idk

4260

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Birthday is in less than a week there’s still time to buy me a present. 😘

5300

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I think bloomf left his book behind at this coffee shop

3411

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Gay guys in NYC be like “I’m subletting my room August 3rd-18th (not even a whole month) and it’s so nice (no laundry in the building btw) anyway reach out if you want to stay in this great spot with some incredible roommates (*tags 3 of the meanest looking gay guys you’ve ever seen) it’s $5,000 ❤️❤️”

4310

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

New Ryan Beatty is maybe the most beautiful song I’ve ever heard?? My god that man can write.

0100

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Haven’t been to the gym in like a week on account of my missing fingertip but it’s finally healed enough I think I can lift again and thank GOD because it’s 4 weeks until Pride and I will not not be skinny!!!!!

1190

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Sliced off the tip of my finger last night while chopping veggies for dinner so you could say the summer shred is off to a great start I’m feeling lighter already 🤪

2280

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Spent all day Sunday in a speedo in the sun and now all I want to do is be in a speedo in the sun for the rest of the summer and also every day of my life probably ugh I should’ve married rich.

2520

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

good morning little gay guys in my phone

1640110

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Made out with a boy at the bar last night and woke up today with a fucking hickey. At my big age. What the fuck.

1520

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Bought two new pieces of art today my husband is gonna have all my credit cards turned off I fear teehee ☺️

2450

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

This! Shit! Pisses! Me! Off!

4270

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Yesterday there was a spider in my shower and today I just found another house centipede in my bathroom it’s time to burn the whole house down what the fuck

4320

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I love skircles. I hope to be a part of one some day. 🥰

1120

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

good morning. saturday morning. ☺️

173047

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

If I get one more Partiful invite this month I swear to god my calendar app is going to blow up my phone.

3120

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

So many gay guys named Ryan?

1140

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

YouTube is so cool because they always have a random handful of movies on there that are free to watch and it’s never what you’d expect but you’re always like “wait yeah I’d love to watch that right now.”

0100

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Was going through my father-in-law’s old vinyl collection and this album cover stopped me in my tracks??

Album artwork of the Roxy Music album Flesh + Blood. It has two women throwing the javelin and looking cunty.

3150

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I HATE HOUSE CENTIPEDES THEY’RE SO FREAKY EWWW

2160

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Had a s*x dream about twoomfs last night btw. 🤭

1350

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Straight married guy I went to college with who once sent me dick pics years ago sent me a selfie out of the blue last night….. recession indicator I fear.

5971

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Idk what it is about the algorithm on this godforsaken site but no matter how many times I click “show less like this,” my feed is always sprinkled with feeder/weight kink content and I just… I do not want to see that. Kudos to y’all. No shaming here. That simply is not for me. Why won’t it go away.

5240

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Kinda want to rewatch Parks and Rec but only the good parts and idk how I’d do that so nvm I guess

3150

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

hi from jim and also happy 420 who wants to come over and get zooted to the moon tonight?

51340

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Powering through SATC season 6 but oof please somebody tell me it gets better

250

nolan @mspnoodle.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Idk if y’all watched Adults but that third episode of this first season is some of the funniest comedy writing and performances I’ve seen in recent years I am so excited this show got picked up for a second season.

2100