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conor 🧃

@hey-cj.bsky.social
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Minneapolis • Software engineer • he/him • Happily married 🏳️‍🌈 Occasionally NSFW

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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 4h
oh no these might have to be reserved for the alt/dms 🫣
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 5h
in the mood to take some booty pics
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 6h
🫂🫂
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 6h
troubling new epidemic brewing: women at the gay bar coming up to our group and asking if anyone has poppers
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 12h
happy birthday bb 🎉
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 12h
woke up feeling extra h*rny 🫪
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you’re so right
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
okay hi!
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
haven’t taken any nudes in like a month 😔
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
today is my friday
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I say this every time I eat toasted bread with butter
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
trying to keep up with the times so i’m wearing baggy trousers instead of jeans today the verdict: very comfy but idk if I actually like the look!
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
happy anniversary to my favorite bloomf @mspnoodle.bsky.social
Two men in tuxedos embraced in a kiss against backdrop of a foliage covered doorway
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wfh so if I get hot I’ll just change :)
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
good morning, happy tuesday 💫
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
take all the time you need
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you 😭
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🩶🩶🩶
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
got two new (very tight) henleys, I feel so powerful…
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
save me, grocery store sushi!!
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
happy casual friday to all who celebrate
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that’s how I feel, at least there’s medicine for it!
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they got me gal (tested positive for strep)
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I came down with a cold this weekend and tell me why NOTHING hits like an ice cold sprite when you’re sick
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
in wisconsin for oktoberfest and I can’t help but wonder… are straight men ok?? (the answer is no)
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
heyyyyy
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well then i think we’d technically be touching nibs 👀
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what if we touched tips? 🫪
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh is that not normal??
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’m getting a very good mental image though 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
static.klipy.com
Yeyeskies Cynthia Erivo
ALT: Yeyeskies Cynthia Erivo
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was distracted
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sorry to say I didn’t even notice the hair
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
first week hitting my gym attendance goal in a while and lifted over 16,000 lbs this morning
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can’t open this app in public and it’s your fault 🫵
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🥹😈
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
truly my only gym goal
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so anyway, happy hump day!
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
happy birthday 🎉
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hmmm I’ll let it slide
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the most important accessory you can have at the gym is a slutty little gold chain
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was literally thinking of you when I posted this haha
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
just found out gryffin will be here for NYE so there are those plans sorted!! 🪩
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(this is my ploy to get a day off work)
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bisexuals should get the day off work tbh!
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you’re too sweet 😭
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*turns on post notifications*
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
that’s why I always give it a tug or two before snapping a pic
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh happy equinox, btw!!
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
whatever happened to using headphones? is that era gone for good?
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conor 🧃 @hey-cj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
today is dragging but at least i get to see ryan beatty sing tonight!
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