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Hexblue

@hexblue.bsky.social
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I draw (and sometimes write a tiny bit) about gay kinky latex/rubber/symbiote takeover stuff. As I saw it said elsewhere, "Dead dove. Do not open." and all that. You know if the above is in your interest or not.

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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drag'n wash should have a sfw mode... and when you enable it, all it does is add OSHA-compliance. Safety rails, trip hazard warnings, proper eye protection, etc. Kobold safety at work is important.
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To the owner of the 'roguewolves' discord account: I have banned you from my server because your account was bot spamming in the server. I tried to message you on discord, but am being prevented by (I believe) privacy settings. You are welcome back after securing your account and messaging me.
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Patch notes: - New cat
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Puff @iampuff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
learn blender and you, too, can spend a week making a lizard so you can make a gif about a joke made in passing
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Allan Lorde @allanlorde.com · 13/09/2026
100%. For those unfamiliar, Van Halen had a line in their rider that essentially said “no brown M&Ms.” It was a way to see if the promoter had actually read the contract. They had a shitload of gear to tour with, so if they’re skipping one thing, it’s guaranteed they’re skipping something essential.
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Laying down to sleep: uncomfy Waking up: cat levels of boneless comfort
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Play Big Walk for fun things like: - Hiking with friends - Puzzle solving - Wacky hijinx - Funny misunderstandings - p̵̣͒r̷̛͉o̷̦͘p̴̘̎h̵̥̉e̴̙̓ṯ̷́i̴͕̍c̵̡̽ ̴̪̐v̵͙̕ỉ̷̻s̵̝͛i̵͊ͅọ̸͗n̵̢̑s̷̗̆ ̶͈̀ō̴͍f̴͠ͅ ̵̼̈́a̶͔͌ ̵̲̊ḋ̵͚á̴̹r̸͉̂k̸̥̔ ̸̛̫f̴͖̑ǔ̵̘t̷̡͊ů̸̟r̶̙̓ë̸͉́
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s Wednesday my dudes. It’s Wednesday. 😔 Rest in peace you legends. 📚🚀
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I have good news. My half asleep brain has invented a new cryptid. All he does is stand in the corner of your room and blow raspberries. Specifically, he does this when some other cryptid has decided to be a spooky nuisance. He blows the raspberries at *them*, being an annoying distraction.
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just remembered The Incredible Machine (1993) and realized what a cornerstone it was in a significant amount of my puzzle game interest today.
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Can I please have a face skin option other than: A) Beard B) Sandpaper C) Shave every 6 hours thank you
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ayuupe. Aaaaayupe! Aaaaaaaaaaaaayupe! Stop that, stop that! ...and you! ...bloody weather.
"Without naming the Film, say a line that would make any true fan immediately recognize the film?"
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Twitch > Click your Profile > Settings > Security and Privacy > Training for Generative AI They've, of course, made it opt-out, so you'll need to go turn it off.
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I am thankful for the double checkmarks on telegram messages atm. The lack of a second checkmark on a few messages is keeping the stupid fucking part of my brain that assumes people hate/are mad at me just because they haven’t responded quiet.
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Context: My guilty pleasure is watching lets plays of games. I can't help but laugh every time I see that Hanna-Barbera-ass garbage can in Ch5. Might as well have been a strangely detailed book in a background bookcase.
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
the cycle of over sharing. the text reads “Oversharing. Yapper's regret. Vow of silence. Irrepressible urge to talk.”
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What makes a game a good balatro-like?
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Man, nothing quite sums of my frustration with Blue Prince like trying repeated to draft the room I need to progress. It's a 1 in 8 chance, roll thrice. If it doesn't spawn, I literally cannot progress. Call it a day x 100 until it spawns.
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Riyshn 🔞 @riyshn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
...why the hell can't gifs be in the same post as static images? wtf bsky
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
deltarune ch5 stuff below
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
toysuit with hollow plug, that has nodules and ridges inside like a sex toy the moment when 'struggling to escape' becomes 'struggling to cum' coming up from hypnosis just to be pushed back down even further 🎵 these are a few of my favorite things 🎵
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The only proper escalation to 'a skeleton is banging your mom,' is, of course, 'a flower is banging your dad.'
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
An old favorite.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
MEN SWEAR BY IT: Nothing impresses women like the Man Cylinder. 🍆
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Been a while, but re-encountering a particular ff14 cutscene reminds me of how tickled I am that it feels like the majority of the playerbase's reaction to that scene was to pull out pre-filled adoption papers for some newly disowned siblings. "Ok, fuck you, they're mine now." hehe
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“Is that Hatsune fucking Miku?!” Continues to be the funniest part of thing.
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Allright. Got my bingo boards ready while I watch LPers. >:3
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Might as well post it now. My ch5 bingo card. Some of these are more gimme than others. Completion of cells is subjective. I am probably deltarune theory brain-rotted. #deltarunetomorrow
Deltarune Chapter 5 bingo board. Row 1 is 'more rk aura farm', 'toby makes fun of common theories', 'flower with flowey-like behavior', 'kris wingman dreemur', and 'nicepants.' Row 2 is 'gaster quote', 'horned headband', 'ralse lore reveal', 'depths mentioned', and 'jockington grows the beard'. Row 3 is 'clopen', 'dess/azzy lore', 'flower king (free space)', 'irresponsible adults', and 'noelle aware of dark world.' Row 4 is 'raise up your bat', 'weird time signature', 'the girl lore', 'trans indications', and 'rudy health red flag.' Row 5 is 'copies are monochrome', 'roots', 'evil ass dark fountain openers group chat', 'left field angel evidence' and 'you' in red text.
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
[Hyperlink Blocked] tomorrow.
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
(deltarune) A lets player describing Kris's side of the room as 'greyscale', not knowing the immediate panic being spawned in my deltarune theory brain-rotted brain.
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Probably far more entertained by thing I made for my ff14 overlay than I should be. (it animates pushing the buttons and beats the big dosis button in the middle like a drum lol)
A tiny figure in front of oversized ff14 ability buttons. A counter declares that 'ChibiSage has cast Dosis 625 times today.'
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I give Project Hail Mary two thumbs up (👎👎) amaze amaze amaze. 🕺🥹
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I was today years old when I learned you can lock the guidelines in photoshop so you're not constantly accidentally moving them. (Accidental guideline changes are a pain because they interact weirdly with the undo history.)
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My favorite genre of undertale/deltarune ost reaction has got to be when they're confused because they've heard it before (due to toby being super cool about people using it) and had no idea it was from undertale/deltarune. (That and musicians hearing Third Sanctuary lol)
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Watching the most recent Kefka Ultimate development has me like:
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Ok, Evercold vague theorymaking. Spoilers for FF14 up through Dawntrail+Evercold Trailer. Otherwise, see thread.
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Might as well call my shot, well not early exactly. But better late than never? Dess isn't a lightner or a darkner. The lights are on inside, but no one is home. She's in an in-between state. Dess is clopen.
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Uugggh I'm so fucking tired of wrestling with what should be a simple programming problem. =_= Is JS.parse just magically able to determine when a string was made by itself vs when it was made somewhere else, and turns its nose up at it??
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Dobie Skir @dobieskir.ca · 19/05/2026
Okay... In for a penny, in for a pound. If this gets more than 30 reposts, I'm staying in gear for the next 24h 🫣🐕🫣
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I'm not even sure what would count as my first fandom, but this has me curious now.
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
FF14 Fanfast: "We're removing 2min meta because making the boss pause every 2 minutes so you can do your buff window dps burst is boring." Me: "I'm sorry, what game have you been making? Because last I checked every 2 minutes there's a mechanical bum-rush."
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Ahh social ostracism dreams! In a convention setting! You know this is incredibly advanced nightmare work, brain. Have you considered expanding on this for your thesis?
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Streaming more toymodachi life. www.twitch.tv/hexagonblue
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I’m streaming silly things atm. Toymadachi Life. twitch.tv/hexagonblue
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 18/04/2026
The Free Speech Coalition is serious about starting an adult industry credit union. Part of this is being able to show regulators that enough people would use it, so please fill out this form if you're interested! (Yes, credit unions can issue credit cards!) www.freespeechcoalition.com/survey
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Credit Union Survey — Free Speech Coalition
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Daztoons - Order BitFlip today! (link in Bio) @daztoons.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
[NEW COMIC] Damn, that new house speaker doesn't mess around.
Comic depicting Daz as the new house speaker. A politician attempts to repeal gay marriage based on the fact he thinks all gay people are pedophiles. This triggers an alarm, to which house speaker Daz explains that, because he is trying to pass law that harms minorities for no reason, and that it is based on opinion that holds no scientific of statistical grounds, has earned the politician "40 minutes in the Horse Fly Helmet".
The politician protests, saying that he is being punished for having an opinion [continued on next page/image]House Speaker Daz calmly explains that the politician is "playing victim, after being called out for trying to harm innocent people with new policy" and has thus, earned 30 extra minutes in the horse fly helmet.
Panel 2 shows the helmet placed on the politician, as he screams in agony, thousands of hungry horseflies feasting on his face.
The muffled screams continue into panel 3, as Daz and another politician (getting ready to speak) stand watching. 
The last panel shows Daz turning to the new politician, saying "ok, next topic! Pull funding from hospitals to...what was it again? DataCentres?"
The politician recoils in a panic "D-did I say 'datacentres??' "
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Joe The English Otter @englishotter.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
A quick heads up; The UK government is currently holding a consultation on the Online Safety Act. The consultation lasts until the end of next month. Please fill it out if you live in the UK and/or share it around to get more eyes on it. www.gov.uk/government/c...
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Growing up in the online world: a national consultation
We are consulting on further measures to prepare children for the future in an age of rapid technological change. This includes potential age restrictions on social media and other services such as ga...
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My husband: "Be responsible with your food crimes." Me, making fried-rice-filled hard-shelled tacos: "Never."
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Hexblue @hexblue.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
And against all odds, we did the thing tonight.
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