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Skelly-Ellie🖤

@hexate.bsky.social
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30s, Trans Swamp Witch 🏳️‍⚧️

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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 5h
Do you think that Sprite regrets that their soda fueled all of Robo-Drake’s crimes?
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 5h
I got jammed full of flu shots today so I’m feeling kinda funky. You know what that means, it’s time to watch The Thing (2011) for the first time in a decade!
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 6h
Well then, Absolute Batman vol 2 has a lot more body horror than I expected. Neat!
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 9h
I love that the new Aaron Sorkin movie is about the reporting on the “facebook is bad for you” leaks, which resulted in fuck all. Facebook does so much evil shit, and this is what he picked? Peak lib shit.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 10h
Sorkin off A Few Good Men
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 12h
Terrifying moment. 7:30am, I’m laying in bed, and someone is trying to open my front door. Handle shaking, door rattling in the frame like he really wanted in. I got dressed and approached the door just in time to hear the guy, on his phone, say “oh shit dude I’m on the wrong floor” and leave. lol
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 13h
When I came out to my transphobic mom, I told her that all of my friends were very supportive. She told me to be careful of only hanging out with queer ppl, because it gives you a false sense of how the world feels about you. Gotta be one of the saddest things I’ve ever heard.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God I'm so tired of seeing rapists everywhere. I hate these fucking braindead pigs, I hate watching them gorge on power and money for no reason except that they want it, I hate knowing they're torturing women with impunity, I hate seeing their smug stupid fucking faces on the news.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ass Mode! Ass Mode! Ass Mode!
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had a bad day at work, which involved being forced to listen to people talk about their d&d games and generic fantasy world building for four straight hours, went to get some Taco Bell on my way home, and realized that I left my purse at work. I am the angriest person to ever live.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Woke NIN: I wanna respect you like an animal. I wanna respect you from the inside.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me: when I used to shoot trap, I got so quick at reloading break barrel shotguns that I was able to shoot doubles trap with a single barrel instead of a double barrel. I don’t get to brag about that often but it was cool, damnit! My wife: damn.I used to be really good at monkey bars.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Subaru should start advertising directly to lesbians again. Like, morally they should do that.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching In The Mouth of Madness now, and already I’m having such a good time. I forgot about the fake Metallica song over book printing
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m gonna watch Prince of Darkness for the first time!
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s so funny how there are still people who call Jane Fonda “Hanoi Jane” as an insult. It was cool that she did that, and it rules that people are still seething about it over half a century later.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who smoked Laura Pall Mall?
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thinking about how much this country sucks and how difficult it is to really see the night sky in it’s full and beautiful glory and it makes me want to scream until my throat and lungs bleed.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Matt Gaetz probably shouldn’t be mentioning kids, like as like a PR thing, since it tends to remind people that he’s a pedophile.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had a dream last night that one of my besties and I were working the line in a super high end restaurant but there was a mysterious murder and we had to solve it but also run the kitchen just the two of us because everyone else left.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[remembering how whenever I got a staph infection from working around horses as a teen, my mom’s remedy was soaking it in epsom salts and scalding hot water for as long as I could stand it] “oh I probably should have gone to a doctor instead, huh?”
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So my boss got a copy of this for free recently, and it seems like a fantastic resource, but she doesn’t remember where she got it and there isn’t any info on where to get another copy. If any comics people know where I could get another, lmk. I want it but it feels wrong to steal it from my boss.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
To weigh in on transplant discourse, I think you should be able to stuff yourself full of as many as you like, Cronenberg style. I want as many organs as my dumb body can fit, like Zim in that one episode. Graft a fucking crab claw on there, I don’t care! Endo and exoskeletons together at last!
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Girl who does not need another expensive hobby: “film photography is so cool…”
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There is truly no lower form of comedy at this point than a trump impression. Like idk if they’ve ever been funny, but people have been beating that dead horse for over a decade.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist…
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There is a guy on this season of Alone who looks like Australian Joe Rogan so I’ve been calling him Joe Bogan, and I’m really pleased with myself.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m gonna get a bbl and a tramp stamp that says “I bought this before Elon went crazy.”
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So my boss got a copy of this for free recently, and it seems like a fantastic resource, but she doesn’t remember where she got it and there isn’t any info on where to get another copy. If any comics people know where I could get another, lmk. I want it but it feels wrong to steal it from my boss.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can tell something happened because like 6 people i follow have posted some variation on “shit is really hard for trans people, maybe cut us some slack.” Tbh, I don’t feel like I need to know what’s going on this time.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
every trans person in America is basically praying to whatever deity will accept them that the democrats don’t turn into Labour and decide to take turns with republicans throwing us into wood chippers. trans women have like a 30% unemployment rate. everybody fuckin’ Chill Out toward us a little
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a trans person, going to any small town is a lot like visiting Silent Hill
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
[Nine Inch Nails font] GERD: Pretty Heartburn Machine.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The past tense of “mind” shouldn’t be “minded,” it should be “mound” because it sounds better/funnier to me. “You shoulda mound your own business” is way better than “minded,” c’mon now.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chrissy Metz, no! Don’t do the glp1 ad! Chrissy stop! It’s a trick!!
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It would be cool if there was one major world power that didn’t actively repress and persecute lgbtq people. Like I’m happy to root against the American empire, but no alternative seems too cool with trans people.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The scene in I Saw the TV Glow where Owen frantically scrubs the Pink Opaque ghost off his neck always hurts. There was one time when I was 15 and a friend painted my nails on the way to a multi day school trip. It made me happy in a way that I couldn’t articulate.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think a lot about the time I criticized the Biden administration for doing so little, esp for trans ppl, and a friend became furious at my ingratitude because they were focusing on tort reform, and setting the groundwork to legally muzzle a potential second trump term. Great job, guys!
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lol the guy who called me a useful idiot for saying America funds terrorism deleted his comment after I told him how America does actually fund terrorism. Being petty and correct feels great tbh
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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“9/11 really made me think about the Twin Towers in *my* life: Aiden and Big”
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This shouldn’t even be a controversial statement. No matter how you interpret the term “terrorism,” the U.S. has done it to civilians in orders of magnitude greater than al-Qaeda across the globe. If you’re unaware of that fact, maybe consider why that is.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hate how glp1 ads are now adjusting to people learning that the weight comes back, and often more, if you stop taking it. It’s not that you have to stay on it forever, it’s just that you aren’t dietexercisingmakinggoodlifechoices enough!
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
People don’t talk about how Little Lion Man was about an actual chimera that Mumford and his sons knew. His life was agony but ultimately it was fame what killed him. Shame on the Mumfords.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thinking about that time i was in Bellevue and I overheard two guys in their early 20s talking about how one was working with Brianna Wu, and then segued into talking about bringing Christian values to tech. It was on my birthday no less.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s sorta wild how often my grade and high school teachers just like… saw a movie and thought it would make a great teaching aid. Like they showed us Super Size Me and repeated it as fact in health class. They showed us Crash in ethics class like it was a profound treatise on race.
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Autumn @anxiousimp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Why, old Grandpa Mitch was the best Senate Majority Leader there ever was! Why, it never took him more than one vote, they say! Why, he once passed 60 bills in five minutes once."
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Never want to hear “vote blue no matter who” for the rest of my goddamn life.
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Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s fucked up that when something gets adapted into a movie, it’s always live action. I don’t want to see a live action Metal Gear movie. I want to see an ambitious 2d animated adaptation with the established visual style of Yoji Shinkawa or Ashley Wood.
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