Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 1h[iced coffee girl voice] “Is there any sound better than this?” [shakes 5qt sharps container that is nearly full] 000
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 18hI refused to watch it again until I was about 14 and saw it was scheduled on a movie channel and decided to face my fear. Only it was the 80s version and the body horror fucked me up real bad. I stuck it through, but man idk if I can watch either again. It’s like an existential sort of fear for me 020
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 18hI saw the original The Blob when I was like 4. It scared the hell out of me so I ran out of the room, and my mom had to tell me how it ended to calm down. 110
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026God, the party scene really stuck with me. Absolutely devastating. 010
Reposted by Skelly-Ellie🖤Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If there’s a moral that you can glean from the life and death of Mr. Hands it’s that that everyone who works at Boeing is that fucked up. 529826
Reposted by Skelly-Ellie🖤LoveThruPoke💜 [commissions closed] @lovethrupoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Unpacking my sealed estrogel threepack, taking out the canister like I’m about to slot it into the back of my armored core 🏳️⚧️✨ 414020
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You ever have a college roommate so dirty that their messiness echoes throughout your artistic body of work? 000
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Much in the same way Stephen King loves writing psychic kids, Adam Neville really likes writing “what if a place/person was so messy it was evil?” 100
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ve read two Josh Malerman novels, and I don’t remember a single fucking detail about either. There are short stories i read a decade ago that left more of an impression than his novel i read last year. How does his work keep getting adapted? It’s like someone telling you their bland dream. 001
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh no, Other Mommy is based on Incidents Around the House? But that book suuuuuuucked!!! Is it so much to ask to have one horror story about a scary doppelgänger mother that doesn’t suck ass?! (Looking at you, Goodnight Mommy) 020
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When I was a kid and I saw The Matrix in theaters, the audience laughed so hard at the “you think that’s air you’re breathing?” line that I assumed I was missing some deeper joke, and thought to myself “what, is he breathing something gross? Is he somehow breathing poop?” 100
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I also love how you can usually tell which ones he wrote in the throes of cocaine psychosis 000
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Stephen King short stories are such an autumnal staple for me. I used to live near a coffee shop that was in a converted Victorian house, and in the fall I’d go and read King short stories on their porch, drink coffee for hours as the leaves fell. That’s what autumn brings to mind for me. 100
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Shoulda been titled “The Town That Dreaded A Scary Guy” if you really think about it. 020
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I would be interested if it was actually as dark as they’re pretending it is. Like I would see a French extremity Avengers movie. Show me Doctor Doom cutting a baby from Ant Man’s belly! I want to feel something! 020
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Didn’t they kill half of the universe in one of them? That seems like an awfully dark thing to do. 010
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every now and then I think about how in 2022 I saw a car that was absolutely covered in Boogaloo Boys (alt right internet hate group) bumper stickers, and I think it’s cool how every Boogaloo Boy had their hearts pulled from their chests and their skulls flayed of flesh by unseen spirits. 010
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If any other trans girls in the greater Seattle area want to get a group together and/or knows of a place we can go shooting without getting hatecrimed, lmk! 110
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I really want to go to a gun range with a bunch of trans girls and shoot guns with a bunch of trans girls. 010
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I like how the guy who killed Batman’s parent is named Joe Chill. It sounds like the Waynes got shot by Snoopy’s cool alter ego. 000
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Whenever I get hate from random ppl like that on one of my accounts, I just have to wonder what brought them to my page. Like dawg, I run in niche communities, did you seek me out just to get mad or are you projecting your shame? He’s pathetic either way. 050
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It was cool when I went to my therapist for my anxiety disorder and when I told her everything I was spiraling out about, rising transphobia, the global march toward fascism, she was like “oh. Yeah those are all reasonable things to be anxious about. Sorry about that.” 👍 0200
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It was driving me crazy trying to figure out who he reminded me of, and then it hit me: 030
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I clicked on an ai account to block it recently, and because I interacted with an ai account, it flooded my feed with similar ai crap. For like one blessed week, my feed was fat women, cooking/food videos, and spooky stuff. It was perfect, but soon enough the algo made it suck again 120
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Same! I just removed it bc I noticed that after enough clips, it would start to only show me stuff designed to make me mad, like police stops and people arguing with antitrans shitheads. At least tumblr’s fun and you can stick to communities you like 020
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I suspect Instagram operates the same way. It is so hard to get its algorithm to show you fat women, but if you watch one dashcam video, that’s gonna be your entire feed for 3 days. 260
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It is important that we learned how the axe got there, yes. I can’t dispute that. 020
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I paused The Thing (2011) to read the latest Swan Boy and damn, Swan Boy is so much better than The Thing (2011) 250
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I hoped this movie would be more fun to poke at, but it’s kinda just thin gruel. Like it’s greatest fault is just not being as good as the original, and there are only so many times you can say “well, frightmaster John Carpenter did it better.” 000
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026God the way that the monster lady impales the one blonde guy is so funny. The effect doesn’t look very good, and he just kinda comes outta nowhere to die. 100
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh thank goodness they showed us the alien cells imitating the dude cells and then told us very clearly that it’s imitating his cells. I would not have been able to piece that together on my own. Thank you movie, your hands are so warm and soft. 100
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I know I’m shitting on this a lot, but I do love a movie with a fucked up monster digesting a guy. Good job movie, the amniotic sack bit is fun. 100
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I really liked how in the original, the alien corpse was like steaming and smoldering. Really made you feel like it stank, like it was present in the room. Anyway… 100
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can’t help but think of that one fanfic from years and years ago from the perspective of the alien, how it was like subtly horny and very good from what I remember. I just don’t feel like you’re getting monsterfucker fics out of this version 100
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[Al Pacino in Dog Day Afternoon voice] That guy wants to say “man is the warmest place to hide so bad he can taste it!” 100
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh hey it’s the Game of Thrones guy who was horny for Brienne. Gragnar Redbeard probably 100
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Very funny to me how much better equipped the Norwegian expedition is than the American one 110
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This movie is just the MST3K line about not referencing a better movie in your movie made into a feature length film 100
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“I forgot to tell you, the other day I saw two stray dogs goin’ at it. They were using a condom” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. Branson sure knows his way around a sentence. 100
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Do you think that Sprite regrets that their soda fueled all of Robo-Drake’s crimes? 000
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Pausing to read the new Swan Boy because my wife reminded me there is a new Swan Boy. Read Swan Boy. 120
Skelly-Ellie🖤 @hexate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I feel like a running theme of my criticism is gonna be “hey this cost more and looks worse than the original” 100
