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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 23h
Make a war film rubbish A Fridge Too Far
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Marley was totally dead,
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Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm reading the Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien, illustrated by Tove Jansson.
J.J.R Tolkien's The Hobbit Illustrated by Tove Jansson 

The cover features a pink background, mountains in the distance with a dragon above it.

The foreground features a hobbit holding an axe and shield. The illustration is very similar in style to the Moomin.
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@stevesparshott.bsky.social I didn't know you were a fan of tapestry.
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Human centipede
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I see your Synchronicity II and raise you On Any Other Day.
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now I'm keeping my distance from A&E for fear of being assaulted/infected/arrested/molested.
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*Arkwright voice* It's been a funny old week. It took 8 attempts to get my elderly mother to successfully operate the toaster and another 4 to dissuade her to buy a smartphone. Had to get the cat put down. Now sat in RVI a&E mixing it with Tyneside's finest.
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unfortunately this little thing finally succumbed to the injuries sustained from (what I suspect was) a car impact. She put up a hell of a fight for the last week, feisty little star.
A cute piebald kitten looks up at you imploring.
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Sean Reynard / Quentin Smirhes @seanreynard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That time Quentin was in the Germolene advert
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hideously complex seminars that end with you discovering you've won a holiday to Rimini.
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who amongst us.....etc.
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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe.
A massive red and white Martin JRM Mars flying boat.
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe
An autogyro called little Nellie, about to kick arse
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, my aged mother has been living with us for a month now, and I have formed some opinions about the experience.
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Banned have pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
80s EastEnders pop sensations The Banned.
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This week's show sponsored by Elnet #totp
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
See also, slugs.
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What's it like inside your head?
Waynetta and Wayne Slob on a filthy sofa
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mr Meniers is back to play today
A wobbly corridor
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jizz? #callmybluff
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Don't go to The Alchemist if you want a straightforward cup of tea
A ludicrously spouted tin teapot with dry ice smoke rising from it, for fucks sake.
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Met up with student son this morning, and starting as he means to go on, he's having cider with his full English.
An open bottle of sxollie cider to wash down some bacon and eggs.
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So that's the youngest dropped off at Salford for his first year at uni (wipes tear from cheek). For once we will be home alone, if it wasn't for my 87 year old mother who's just moved in.
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Most people have more than the average amount of legs.
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What famous scenes are in the epic Bayeux Tapestry? The 70m (230ft) tapestry, which tells the story of the Norman Conquest and the Battle of Hastings in 1066, will be on display the British Museum.
Rioter receives a brick in the pods.
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As a design engineer of some 30 years scribbling, I can say that 90% of the things that have this man's name on it is expensive, over complex piffle.
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful September…
A drunk man passed-out in a parking bay reserved for the employee of the month
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Her left eye is looking into your soul, her right eye is scanning for her next prey.
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live. Beck The WonderStuff Madness (when he could sing) The Sugarcubes Spacemen 3 Tackhead Boys Wonder Penguin Cafe Ben Folds Divine Comedy
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
See also, Pollocks
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
OI! #totp
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I was getting an eye test yesterday, and when the optician told me to put my chin on the chin rest I thought to myself "how does Andrew Tate get his eyes tested?"
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Still have the bear
A small boy holds a teddy bear whilst wearing a tangerine polo neck and hotpants
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ayatollah, Assahola!
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summerteeeth @summerteeeth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...
you.38degrees.org.uk
Save The Prince Charles Cinema
The future of the iconic Prince Charles Cinema in London’s West End is under serious threat! We are beyond disappointed that our landlords, Zedwell LSQ Ltd and their ultimate parent company Criterion...
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger Take These
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Bored in the garden centre with Mrs H so I sent her the sort of thing a 9 year old would.
A man holding a small sign saying unusual The same man holding a sign saying highly recommended
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I remember my wtf reaction to hearing this for the first time. Her voice, his rambling, the swinging bass. I was a convert from then on.
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We should all be more Rita tushington #totp
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cistern addict #totp
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hyperactive this ain't #totp
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Chooon #totp
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is so middle management #totp
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
if you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
An innocent hanging rail marker in a clothes shop
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 20/08/2026
Hat Test for ‘A Clockwork Orange’ , 1971.
photos of men wearing different styles of hat
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A single image from a film that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack in your head
Renton running
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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He's not wrong
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 11/08/2026
friends, it has come to my attention that the 1962 Tove Jansson illustrated edition of The Hobbit has been reprinted in English for the first time
cover illustration by Moomin creator Tove Jansson  for the 1962 swedish edition of J.R.R Tolkiens The Hobbit black and white illustration of Smaug  attacking Laketown b&w illustration of bilbo confronting Gollum b&w illustration of the dwarves crossing a bridge
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