Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Judging by the corner of the sofa, we already own that one. 010
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Fabulous. This weekend's project! I guess ok to fridge for a few days after. 100
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Oooh please share the recipe if you can. I live in a family of coeliacs and am constantly looking for good gf alternatives for them. 100
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Next 2 kittens will be called Sexo & Muerte 100
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Make a war film rubbish A Fridge Too Far 010
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Never seen a Pao in the flesh. Lovely. 100
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This is Boo. She will enter our bedroom in the early hours and place a claw delicately in my eyelid, to check if I really am asleep and if not, could I supply some food? 120
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Shame the front door windows don't flap up, but otherwise spot on. Hope it corners like the original 🤞 100
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It was the best of times newroman, it was the worst of times newroman. 010
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I hear it's bombed at the box office. Was it worth the money? 100
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Have a warming camomile tea and think 'What Would Snufkin Do'. 110
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hope it retains the original stench of Gaulois. 100
Reposted by Hewlett-KnackardChris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm reading the Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien, illustrated by Tove Jansson. 1314
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Solidarity. My aged mother is living with us whilst we complete on her new bungalow. I've given up on the number of wrong ends of the stick being grasped in confusion. Even when one's not being offered. 120
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A quick hose down and offer a Madeira cake in apology. Job done. 110
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@stevesparshott.bsky.social I didn't know you were a fan of tapestry. 101
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I see your Synchronicity II and raise you On Any Other Day. 000
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Now I'm keeping my distance from A&E for fear of being assaulted/infected/arrested/molested. 100
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*Arkwright voice* It's been a funny old week. It took 8 attempts to get my elderly mother to successfully operate the toaster and another 4 to dissuade her to buy a smartphone. Had to get the cat put down. Now sat in RVI a&E mixing it with Tyneside's finest. 000
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I can only say that in a Geordie accent 100
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh Christ! Alzheimer's can fucking do one. 001
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Unfortunately this little thing finally succumbed to the injuries sustained from (what I suspect was) a car impact. She put up a hell of a fight for the last week, feisty little star. 101
Reposted by Hewlett-KnackardSean Reynard / Quentin Smirhes @seanreynard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That time Quentin was in the Germolene advert 151
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hideously complex seminars that end with you discovering you've won a holiday to Rimini. 020
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I love the mechanics behind them. There's nothing powering the main rotor, just forward motion keeps it turning. Must feel like flying a Raleigh grifter. 110
Reposted by Hewlett-Knackard<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe. 021
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe 111
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I might be able to repeat them here if the screaming in my head ever stops. 110
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well, my aged mother has been living with us for a month now, and I have formed some opinions about the experience. 110
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: The Banned have pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 010
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong, oooooh 010
Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This week's show sponsored by Elnet #totp 000
