Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I read this to my husband and he had to remind me that a few years ago he said this exact phrase to me and I short circuited. A slice?! It’s not pizza!! 150
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I’m still quite a beginner but YouTube has been immensely helpful! I also took a quilting class at a local comm college right before covid lockdown and that was really fun to learn some basics and have a teacher to help. 010
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Getting back into sewing today with reattaching a button on these shorts. 290
Reposted by MaxTaylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance 564238304640
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Visiting my in-laws requires posing next to scenes that trigger my husbands childhood trauma. 1200
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Coming back here more regularly so here’s me buying two cherry trees and Ziggy from last week. 050
Reposted by MaxJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I hate that “going the way of the dodo” means going extinct… it should mean being kind and cute and interesting… as dodos doubtlessly were… 748048
Reposted by MaxDanny @yourfavdannyboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2023It is the first week of October and I feel my powers rising. 0232
Reposted by Maxpussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2023my body is not a temple it’s one of those penguin trash cans that says “use me” 301622439
Reposted by MaxDonkey Cum Cunty 3 Tiddie Cum's Double Strap-on @sodomymcscurvylegs.bsky.social · 27/09/2023☺️☺️☺️☺️ 214220
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 16/09/2023Really need to get that in my mouth before I move (among other things) 🤤 110
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 13/09/2023Had an itch to play SimCity 2013 and of course it crashes as I’m about to save and call it a night. This game will always be a half baked mess. 😑 040
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 13/09/2023I rented a condo that had a similar shared walkway to our front doors and we had the weirdest next door neighbor that always sat out on his porch. He would play the banjo shirtless and never remembered our names correctly…. 120
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 12/09/2023On a funny note, my replacement also has a mustache and he was in my office training with me and a resident joked you have to have a mustache to work here. 000
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 12/09/2023I am so done with this job. I cannot wait for my last day on Friday. 😤 120
Reposted by MaxNancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 06/07/2023We used to be a proper country. 22920232
