Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I read this to my husband and he had to remind me that a few years ago he said this exact phrase to me and I short circuited. A slice?! It’s not pizza!! 150
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Getting back into sewing today with reattaching a button on these shorts. 290
Reposted by MaxTaylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance 564238324642
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Visiting my in-laws requires posing next to scenes that trigger my husbands childhood trauma. 1200
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Coming back here more regularly so here’s me buying two cherry trees and Ziggy from last week. 050
Reposted by MaxJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I hate that “going the way of the dodo” means going extinct… it should mean being kind and cute and interesting… as dodos doubtlessly were… 748048
Reposted by MaxDanny @yourfavdannyboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2023It is the first week of October and I feel my powers rising. 0232
Reposted by Maxpussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2023my body is not a temple it’s one of those penguin trash cans that says “use me” 301622439
Reposted by MaxDonkey Cum Cunty 3 Tiddie Cum's Double Strap-on @sodomymcscurvylegs.bsky.social · 27/09/2023☺️☺️☺️☺️ 214220
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 13/09/2023Had an itch to play SimCity 2013 and of course it crashes as I’m about to save and call it a night. This game will always be a half baked mess. 😑 040
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 12/09/2023I am so done with this job. I cannot wait for my last day on Friday. 😤 120
Reposted by MaxNancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 06/07/2023We used to be a proper country. 22916231
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 09/09/2023Found my 3DS packing and started playing it again. I loved that handheld. 💜 150
Reposted by MaxPart-Time Shrimp 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 08/09/2023To everyone that observes FCF: 0507
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 07/09/2023Setting up our NC electricity account and my god we are spoiled in Washington with public utilities. 130
Reposted by MaxPaddy @bone.supply · 02/09/2023Tired: using Sniffies to find sex partners Wired: using Sniffies to find public restrooms 27513
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 01/09/2023She was not happy I needed to put the dirty laundry she was lounging on in the washer…. 000
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 01/09/2023My very limited experience outside the west coast haha. I’d never been to the east coast until 2022. 010
Reposted by MaxBruno @brunoinma.bsky.social · 31/08/2023me listening to the new kylie minogue song 0142
Reposted by MaxSilver 😵💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 29/08/2023Concept: Multipack Bondage. What you will need: 4-6 gimps. 3467
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 29/08/2023Woke up late today with the worst hair and then got stuck in awful traffic. 30 minutes late to first day with new manager. What’re you gonna do, fire me?! (I already put in my notice) 1140
Reposted by MaxStella ⭐️ @humerussy.bsky.social · 29/08/2023It’s testes Tuesday show off those big ol balls!!! 031
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 27/08/2023The beverage drawer over chilled so now my Miller high life is a slushie… 020
Reposted by MaxBenjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social · 27/08/2023Hobbies include sleeping, resting, lying down, relaxing and napping 4862
Max @herrmaxx.bsky.social · 27/08/2023So my new butt toys arrived today… and one of them is MUCH thicker than it looked online. 😳 1100
