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@8bitunicorn.bsky.social
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he/him. 🏳️‍🌈👬🏻 cat dad 🐈‍⬛. esoteric video game aficionado. public servant. musician. geek in the pink. 🎮🦄

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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 2h
Chrontendo Episode 53 (00:55:38)
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 16h
Talarico and Ossoff out here sending me lukewarm thirst traps as their plea for donations
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
never in any skircles and i’m at peace with that
Latrice Royale sitting alone in the werk room
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
anyone using the Roost app? I want to send you birds
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
at first I feared the gym because I thought people would judge me but I’ve since realized it’s one of the only places where people will just leave me alone
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aries: Fuck you.
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate being shit at my own hobbies
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John @jjbjr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Merritt Wever is still a national treasure
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you go girls
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
another day another cross country flight ✈️ 🫩
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so i really enjoyed Eiyuden Chronicle Hundred Heroes but it's an absolute crime that they gave these characters weapons in their portrait but didn't make them usable in combat??
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love this place sooooo much
Vaccuum’s and Video Games in Huber Heights, Ohio
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
life is so cool because on paper I feel like I’m doing everything right. but my insides still feel like such a mess
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
treating myself (and mom) after a long day of uncling
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
showing drag race fights to my mom, she is genuinely curious now about the lore of mimi imfurst “what happened? that other girl [Pandora] seemed sympathetic to her…” “well, about that…”
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m sure there’s more than 9 but these all felt pretty essential
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
aw man oomf crush
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cooking burgers with mom and I’m somehow teleported back to the 1990s
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
since we’re talking about ed sheeran, I literally get physically nauseous when I hear his music because I listened to a lot of ➗ during chemotherapy in 2017
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hate peeling eggs
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you left out the fifth scenario
President Donald Trump died when he hit a golf ball at a tree and it bounced back and bonked him in the nuts and then the tree fell and squashed him flat and his body hat to be peeled off the fairway

Positive 95%
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Net sentiment +88%
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
g’nite
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hehe hee. Wine
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
quote this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe
final fantasy pixel airship
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hi is fortune’s weave the purchase of a switch 2? I’m having a little FOMO but also I do not have generational wealth
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🫧✨
a selfie
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
obsessed, this video is such stupid fun
youtu.be
You're Still The One (Candy Crush) Official Video | Music Season 2026
YouTube video by ShaniaTwainVEVO
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m in hotlanta girl (no one says that. but yes)
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
work, drag race, bed, cat vomit, another cat vomit, couch, gym, shower, airplane
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
not me thirsting over rotta the hutt
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ohhh who lives in a pineapple under your mom
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
times like these where I’m proud to be from dayton-adjacent, ohio
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gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
abdução em andamento 🛸
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m sorry but she had some very valid points
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I can’t explain it but my office smells like the first day of school
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
still a gym baby but I am still trying
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🧙‍♂️
a magic the gathering game in session
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Cheeseburger macaroni
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the dialect map has no idea where I’m from. you can’t read the doll
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
can’t tell if I’m sick, tired, depressed, crashing out, or if it’s just acid reflux
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
why he the same color as the berries
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I never thought there would be a day that I’m overwhelmed by all the FFVII media….. I remember when Advent Children and Dirge of Cerberus were practically fever dreams
Cloud strife smiling
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
wee hee
Secret lair x stardew valley mtg card set
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A picture of Brian with the text: 
I've tasted the 9-5 and I've tasted unemployment I recommend not being born
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
dang there's been a lot of new overwatch characters since i last played. more importantly, they all somehow got hotter
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
might just be a silly goose and give Legault the Afa's Drops
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I made a red/white mtg deck based on her
Bird Maiden magic the gathering card. The artwork portrays a beautiful smiling woman with long dark hair, a golden colored halter top and blue pants, a green sash with long orange wings and an orange feathered tail. She is flying in the air. The card is a 1/2 red creature with flying.
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m not a smoker but I love the smell of cigarettes. idk why. I think it’s nostalgia of all the years I spent hanging out on patios with friends/exes who smoked. anyway, don’t smoke 🚭 it’s bad for you
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my brain is in the clouds today so I’m just gonna do my little job, maybe stop off at the game store on a break, do more of my little job (probably while crying), dissociate through my gym workout and then go home and just convalesce until I do it all over again. life is just so cool
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
just built my first mtg deck in years and WON (barely)
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