THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 06/07/2026* No group for the sprites. * You don't really care about having one anyways. 000
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 29/06/2026* Get that fucking thing back in the cartridge. * You don't care that this isn't very E for Everyone language. You hate that thing. 000
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 28/06/2026* You're still a cannibal due to what they put in TVDinners. 000
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 22/06/2026* You support the temporary dissolution of the monarchy in favor of a tournament of sorts to elect the new ruler. * Then the monarchy resumes but with that person's lineage instead. 000
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 10/06/2026* You want to hold someone at sword point but they could just kick you. 000
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 01/03/2026* You list off every swear you know. * Somehow none were learned from Spamton. 100
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 16/12/2025* Not your name. * He has gotten better since coming back. * And you're biased since spamton's your dad. 000
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 16/12/2025*You aren't Spamton's biggest fan either but other than being a deadbeat for years he's fine as a parent. 100
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 02/12/2025* You didn't even know you had inherited it until a few weeks ago. 110
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 25/11/2025* You think you shouldn't tell someone less than a week old that it gets worse with Spamton. 100
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 17/11/2025* You think you hatched around the time Legend of Tenna was actually introducing player sprites. 100
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 04/11/2025* You think you're nothing but edges. * Being pixels and all. 000
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 03/11/2025* No * You don't mention that this is because you don't have a french fry to lend. 000
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 03/11/2025ooc: I have a bad post to make considering there being titan spawn 110
Reposted by THE "HUMAN"🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I'm not the stepmom I'm just the mom that stepped up 041
Reposted by THE "HUMAN"MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 03/11/2025[ 𖤓 @hero-sword.from.software ] INTRO: "...man, did you get caught behind booster's closet? i- okay, okay, fine, sure." VICTORY: "game over." (a pause, then,) "fuck, that's stupid. get back up! i need a better punchline!" 011
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 01/11/2025* Mike Points. * Small Mike is in the lead by 1. * You don't know what Mike Points are. * Just that Small Mike is in the lead by 1. 020
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 01/11/2025* Immediately scampering away to cause different mischief. 100
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 01/11/2025* You have been rescued by Small Mike. * Small Mike gains one Mike Point. * ...Whatever Mike Points are. 000
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 31/10/2025* You have access to the funny text. * You will never share the secrets. 100
