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🎲 BATTAT

@motormouthdice.bsky.social
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Mike all day, Mike all night! [ MUSE USES SHE/HER ] ♫ MDNI. 🔞 🎲 motormouthdice.carrd.co 🎲 🎲 ic : www.tumblr.com/blinguie 🎲 🎲 h : x.com/_miqrofon 🎲

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【 𝐈 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐌𝐘 𝘚𝘖𝘜𝘓 𝐈𝐍 𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉. 】 @arealwayswelcome.bsky.social · 29m
[ +25 HP, +SPDDOWN, +DEFDOWN ]
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【 𝐈 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐌𝐘 𝘚𝘖𝘜𝘓 𝐈𝐍 𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉. 】 @arealwayswelcome.bsky.social · 29m
The kind of flavor hard to parse, but that paints a picture in your mind. Cramped rooms, warm laughter. Bottles and closets, antlers and horns.. ..a time when she cared to indulge in fantasy. . . . The thought makes her ribs dig into her heart. ]
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【 𝐈 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐌𝐘 𝘚𝘖𝘜𝘓 𝐈𝐍 𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉. 】 @arealwayswelcome.bsky.social · 29m
[ @motormouthdice.bsky.social ] [ ... Something almost endearingly excessive, this one feels. But it doesn't ring a bell, not beyond the faintest little flicker at the back of her mind. ] [ . . . It's.. ..specific. Very specific.
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— 𝗔𝗡𝗬𝗔 . @introvertere.bsky.social · 22m
hal🪽 sorry for shoving this in everyone's faces again but I am genuinely out of food now i want to try to get $100 by the end of the day to properly buy some groceries but idk im getting really desperate i dont know what to do anymore
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕿𝐡𝐞 𝓡𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 ﹑ @hibiscusmaiden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
⠀⠀ ( ﹡ @motormouthdice.bsky.social ) ( You sat in the midst of a very fancy table, handed a rosy flavored tea... it's a balance between bitter and sweet, leaning into the floral aspects.. It's not exactly your favourite, but you drink it anyway ) HP 35+ ! ⠀⠀
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 12h
MIKE IS PURE OF HEART.
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 13h
OOC : // Ban is collecting frazzled and overworked sapphics like Pokemon cards
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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 13h
@motormouthdice.bsky.social Asgore drank the Battatea! ... Wow! Are you sure this isn't coffee? It's got a kick to it! Really makes you want to pull out the ol' corkboard, if you weren't past that by now. But underneath it all... a taste of home...? Asgore's SPD went up!
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 13h
. . . . . . . . . Yes. Because Mike is pure of heart.
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 13h
HEY
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ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴘʟᴜᴇʏ ! @meowike.bsky.social · 13h
⠀ ⠀⠀﹙ pluey replays battat's voice repeatedly through the mouth at his tail, smiling all the while, like someone flicking buttons on a tape recorder. ﹚
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𝐌𝐬. 𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐨𝐫.. ᵃᵖᵖᵃʳᵉⁿᵗˡʸ.. @aint-she-a-belle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
𝐈- 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮..! 𝐈 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞!
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 15h
OOC : // I wanted to remake my pinned </3
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 15h
⚀ ──────────────── ୨ৎ ╰┈ ➤ WE ARE ✮ L I V E ✮ ♪   WE ARE ⋆.˚✮ O N A I R 🎧✮˚.⋆ ılıılıılıılı WE ARE ıllı R E C O R D I N G ıllı   🎤 YOU ARE BACKGROUND NOISE .ᐟ  ˗ˏˋ NOW GET OUT ᝰ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗ ✄ ──────────────── ⚃ BATTAT / GREEN PIPPINS — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲 ⟬ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ⟭
An illustration of Motormouth Mike hitting three different dance poses. Art by cornballtown.
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 19h
OOC : // Battat is my biggest "hear me out" I fear
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 20h
[ * Some people would call that a passing grade. ] [ * ACTOR MIKE's will is changing...! ] [ * ... ] [ * They'll need to listen a bit better, if that's what she believes they need to build on. ]
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hmm... I think I'll be green today!
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xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
𝗜 𝗞𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗛𝗜𝗠
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OOC : // The comedy for a lot of these is gonna come from the fact that she's stupid and bases this solely on vibes but she doesn't want to admit to that
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Iris~ @estrogerona.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
( It’s very complex, but she certainly enjoys it! ) [ ROLLING ] + 134 HP!
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Iris~ @estrogerona.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@motormouthdice.bsky.social * RollForTea ( Seems like a smorgasbord of flavors are in here, but the strongest one, and the most visible, is green. She takes a sip. ) ( Hmm… It tastes… Like a ripoff green apple flavor at first. But after a bit, it settles into a bitter sweetness. )
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OOC : // I've been holding onto that in my drafts for actual weeks but haven't posted it bc posting interaction bait is scary.
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ALRIGHT, people. Since apparently EVERYONE and THEIR MOTHER wants to be Mike, nowadays ... I'll be opening up shop and grading ALL of you as a CERTIFIED MIKE EXPERT!!! REMEMBER. JUST because I've loosened up on this ... doesn't mean I've LOWERED my standards!!! A LOT of you won't pass.
STOP!!

ANYONE could be Mike, but not EVERYONE can be Mike!

:heart: this post for a MIKE-VALUATION!

BATTAT will EVALUATE and GRADE your muse based on how good of a Mike she believes they'd be. If they're already Mike ... Well, they'll get a GRADE based on how well that they've performed so far!!!

BATTAT has very high standards and will be blunt. Not a lot of people will pass the inspection!
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PINKY AND THE GHOST @madkissycutie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@motormouthdice.bsky.social * [ Maddie drinks the BatTea! ] * [ Has a sour green apple taste to it. It's like if you turned the green apple jolly rancher candy into a drink. Very good. Very nice. Even if it instills a coughing fit. Can ghosts even cough? ] +100 HP.
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xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MY SPAMTITIS
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death and all her friends. @destinyunwound.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
[ it feels like, perhaps, this is tea she might want to pursue further. like a mystery she's just on the cusp of solving. but is that really right? ... +175. ]
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death and all her friends. @destinyunwound.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@motormouthdice.bsky.social [ BatTea. tastes like... something. every time she seems to have a firm idea of what it is, something new is there and she's lost again. but there's always something constant. it's warm. she wants to get a better taste of it, but before she can... it fades. ]
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... @holdbreath.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
[ * BattatTea. ] ( @motormouthdice.bsky.social ) [ * Health smoothie. Kale, apple, spinach. Sour. Smooth. Fuel for a higher power than a Prize Pippins, surely, crossings with lost dreams notwithstanding. ] [ * ...Alas, it feels like it's missing something... ] ( +50 HP / +50% PROJ. COUNT )
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, I ... I work in the COSTUMES department! I make TONS of clothes!!! [ Looking off to the side, nervously and shyly tapping her fingers together. ] ... You can keep it for a bit ... i-if you'd like. JUST as long as you return it!!!
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GABI. @bumblebrave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@motormouthdice.bsky.social [ BatTea ] [ Tastes like sour apple, but that was a taste they liked. ] Tart.. [ 190 HP ]
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
, [ Staring like a frightened prey animal ]
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not delusional about him either I know he's a scammer and con artist that looks like a strange little rat and that's why I like him
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BY THE WAY. I BETTER not see you all start trying to sic me on Spamton whenever he's pissing you off like everyone kept doin' with Tenna. I'm not his MOM! I don't CONTROL him!!! I think it's HILARIOUS when he causes problems for other people
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✰ ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 . @withblackenedknife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
⠀ 【 @motormouthdice.bsky.social 】 【 The Knight sipped the Battea. Tasted like green tea... but it thinks the mixture could use more "evil," whatever the hell that means. It's wrong, of course. That didn't pan out last time. 】 【 +17 HP. Wonder if that number's significant somehow. 】 ⠀
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OOC : // Hardly ever! Battat overworks herself quite a bit and never wants to miss out on anything on the off chance her help is needed. Finding her relaxed enough to nap is a rare occurrence.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕿𝐡𝐞 𝓡𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 ﹑ @hibiscusmaiden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
⠀⠀ "I promise I'll return it as soon as I can.. I'll even wash it" ⁕ That's overdoing it, but you are one to respect one's belongings......... y'know, After... wearing it 𖤠 ⠀⠀
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OOC : // I will endear everyone to Battat. Maggie's trick
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
[ Ohhh ... her outfit? Beautiful AND practical ... ? She can't help but be flattered. ] ... A-ah ... Thanks. I, uhh, made it myself.
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OOC : // Battat talks about Pluey like this to me
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✱ frisk. @buttcrscotch.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
you people needto get an aborption.
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✱ frisk. @buttcrscotch.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
stop beimg pregant its WEIRD and GROS.S
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✱ frisk. @buttcrscotch.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
like thatss awesom i guess but it justs seems like some bodys is always pregant around here its weird
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ENOUGH
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xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
[[uncle pussy from autozone]]
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xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
[[I fucked]] %APPDATA%
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xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TRY THE [[Uncle Pussy from Autozone]] DARLING ITS DASHING
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pippins .ᐟ @itsgambletime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Kris. @fatestrung.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
( OOC ) how it feels to talk about battat
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xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
. . . 💦 I-it ... feels WEIRD to do that!!! Not ... 'cause of YOU, or anything, but -- !!! I feel like I'D be the WEIRD one, for --
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