THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 06/07/2026* No group for the sprites. * You don't really care about having one anyways. 000
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 29/06/2026* Get that fucking thing back in the cartridge. * You don't care that this isn't very E for Everyone language. You hate that thing. 000
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 28/06/2026* You're still a cannibal due to what they put in TVDinners. 000
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 22/06/2026* You support the temporary dissolution of the monarchy in favor of a tournament of sorts to elect the new ruler. * Then the monarchy resumes but with that person's lineage instead. 000
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 10/06/2026* You want to hold someone at sword point but they could just kick you. 000
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 17/11/2025* You think you hatched around the time Legend of Tenna was actually introducing player sprites. 100
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 03/11/2025ooc: I have a bad post to make considering there being titan spawn 110
Reposted by THE "HUMAN"🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I'm not the stepmom I'm just the mom that stepped up 041
Reposted by THE "HUMAN"MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 03/11/2025[ 𖤓 @hero-sword.from.software ] INTRO: "...man, did you get caught behind booster's closet? i- okay, okay, fine, sure." VICTORY: "game over." (a pause, then,) "fuck, that's stupid. get back up! i need a better punchline!" 011
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 01/11/2025* Mike Points. * Small Mike is in the lead by 1. * You don't know what Mike Points are. * Just that Small Mike is in the lead by 1. 020
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 31/10/2025* ...You like how the trees look in the light world more than they did in that weird game. * Wait there better not be a bitch in the bunker. 110
Reposted by THE "HUMAN"🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 31/10/2025[ So shocked and flabbergasted by the current events brought on by The Knight she immediately breaks character and yells at the top of her lungs ] 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 265
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 31/10/2025* Following the first darkner you can into the light world just to run around hometown. 110
Reposted by THE "HUMAN"🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 27/10/2025[ Wondering if HERO_SWORD technically counts as her kid too, considering she worked on the game itself. Decides to quickly drop this train of thought ] 132
Reposted by THE "HUMAN"Miku! @donttouchthatdial.bsky.social · 27/10/2025This studio is a fucking 🩸NIGHTMARE💀 012
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 27/10/2025* Almost everyone in this [STUDIO] is a bad influence. * Wait what the fuck was that you've never done that before. 332
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 26/10/2025* Somehow you've only just now noticed evil small mike. 000
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 23/10/2025* Baby Pluey Boy Is So Small Fig In Two Hands New Baby Pluey Boy Toy Tiny For Baby Small Aww Mike Fun Pal Happy Happy Pluey Baby for 2 Or 3 Every Pluey All Aww Cuteness Adorable New Toy Pluey Pet Shadowguy Cute Kitty Baby Pluey Aww 022
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 22/10/2025* Spamton is super gay actually. * All of them are, you think. 140
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 16/10/2025ooc: this is what I get for doing a reply at 1 am on an account with a nonstandard format /silly 000
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 12/10/2025* Were it not for Pugle's inability to respawn, you would have killed her at least 4 times by now. 021
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 12/10/2025* Woah now you aren't very fond of Pugle either. * Killing Pugle is too far though. * Pugle can't respawn. 021
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 06/10/2025@souloflight.bsky.social * Are you in the dark world that makes you old. 100
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 04/10/2025* Yippins was always your favorite non-mike pippins. 010
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 29/09/2025* ...You should stop putting off seeing Dollie. * Mom and Spamton are gone anyways. 020
THE "HUMAN" @hero-sword.bsky.social · 28/09/2025* Cat mike is the only cat with pink and yellow eyes that you tolerate. 000
Reposted by THE "HUMAN"Miku! @donttouchthatdial.bsky.social · 27/09/2025MIKU AND HERO_SWORD POWER HOUR!!!!!!!! 031
Reposted by THE "HUMAN"Miku! @donttouchthatdial.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Why Pipis isn't an aesthetic. A thread. 022
Reposted by THE "HUMAN"xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · 23/09/2025@hero-sword.from.software ( SwordTea ) ( It’s carbonated… and tastes like clams. ) ( +100 HP ) 111
