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MS. DÉJÀ VU !

@augurysplinter.bsky.social
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CHAOS OVER DISCIPLINE, SIMPLETON. (MDNI)

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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 12h
aww. wait. people are TRYING with their costumes? what the hell. i put a real damn staple though my head for this job application joke. fuck y'all.
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
eram is literally a sweetie pie you kinda forget it was a fucking emperor
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't worry. This isn't a gun, it's a grenade launcher. ♡
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THE WITCH. @shiftingmound.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
See I don't get why everyone seems to have a problem with it
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
/ "you shouldn't be stabbing everyone for no reason" Wrong piercing your associates is the only cordial greeting left
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's a crusher's world, anyway...
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dear God, can you be more subtle next time?
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this halloween i'm stapling a job application to my face and applying for the haunted house
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HEY, SHITHEAD! IT'S ME AGAIN!
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
do you like to walk when they say you'd run? do you like to talk just because it's fun?
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(💭 do i have to file for mayoral custody)
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xiii. DEATH @toseetomorrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
// thinking about how new dark city was kinda supposed to be like nyc and imagining people posting about eram like they do mamdani and chuckling to myself
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xiii. DEATH @toseetomorrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
// ERAM jumps into pool IN ITS SUIT to kick off NDC’s outdoor pool season
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there's nothing sacred here. @keepdancingalone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey, we're kinda nice at this!
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
/ IDK if ive talked about it properly here. probably not because i decided on it recently. hannah's incredibly gifted on the magic front due to her infernal origins so like. if you take a scaling slider of "can't cast" to "can cast" hannah is like. breaking the scale on the side of can cast
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[ not her. ... which only makes her laugh harder. ]
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
/ im sure the adversary being keenly aware this time after, quote, pink broke everything is fine. im sure nothing bad will happen. Clueless
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[ glancing at the adversary getting assimilated into thousands of hands before disappearing ] does that hurt
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*dying while our boobies are touching* ashes to ashes... bust to bust.....
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
/ making monster fnf account to like "cracking knight's armor like an oyster" then never using it
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you don't have many factories with lava vats these days. hell runs laps around this joint.
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
/ whats very important about hannah's love for eram is that while it's obviously based on futurerune's depiction specifically it applies regardless. it doesnt matter if theyre her little freak cat or the lord of nightmares or just a weird lil sprite. she's all in
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[ picturing eram in a miniskirt ] [ face warm enough to toast marshmallows with ]
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[ trying to picture the flavor of slop tube so she doesn't have to eat it but the call of the tube is bearing down on her like a hydraulic press ]
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xiii. DEATH @toseetomorrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
slop tube saturday.
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[ ch 5 - hail mary ] [ :holditin: ]
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
/ TVSplenda is killing me
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
freaky friday baby. ...huh? what's that? "sreaky saturday"? that's stupid. that'll never catch on. lose my number.
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
9:30 is about as good a time to confess your feelings as any other...
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THEY SLOP ON MY TUBE TIL I
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's never seen food before. you need to give it slop tube.
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
/ going to bed 10min early so i can not suck at work tomorrow. also i foolishly tagged a very active dev group on my main with fanart and now my notifications are getting owned. scary world for punk i guess. blessedoak to you all
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
good save
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck it. I ate the opp.
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
/ well its ok adversary we still have 6 robot masters for the new mega man game. guillotine man could be one. we just don't know yet
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
just bring back the guillotine man this is getting too scary
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ACE OF PENTACLES…? @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#ImFuckingTheMoney
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WORKED FOR MY MOM!
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
- When you gon stop eating shrimp with the wimps and come eat some lobster with a monster - what - Come eat some lobster with a monster - what
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ACE OF PENTACLES…? @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I want to party with girls world wide
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i can take anyone in any context and that's why i was killed by evil scientists
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
/ just being an asshole to see if it does anything
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
feedback loop of consent to harm fuesday
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
/ this team is fucking mean and my excuse is she's basically doing two regions between her original world and current deltarune. eat this fucking ursaluna broski
Ursaluna @ Flame Orb  
Ability: Guts  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Facade  
- Headlong Rush  
- Drain Punch  
- Play Rough  

Weavile @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Pressure  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Triple Axel  
- Ice Shard  
- Knock Off  

Corviknight @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Mirror Armor  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Iron Defense  
- Body Press  
- Defog  
- Roost  

Slowking @ Covert Cloak  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Chilly Reception  
- Blizzard  
- Scald  
- Future Sight  

Hatterene (F) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Magic Bounce  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Calm Mind  
- Psychic Noise  
- Draining Kiss  
- Mystical Fire  

Tyranitar @ Tyranitarite  
Ability: Sand Stream  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Pursuit  
- Knock Off  
- Low Kick
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
/ i should do a hannah pokemon team. hold on
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
DO YOU GUYS WANNA SEE WHAT'S BELOW ROCK BOTTOM?
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
... it's kinda cute, actually.
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the kid with the sword? ...'fraid not. i can ask 'em about it if i cross paths, though...
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
there is no fucking way he has that
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ohhh. cool. is this like a 9/11 eve ass kicking then, or like. do i need to bake something?
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