I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 5hThe guy who used his image inducer to look like this would never. 010
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And its counterpart, which I also love (and was oddly my first ever issue of New Mutants) 071
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Draper was broken, Campbell was privileged, Sterling was cripplingly insecure, but Harry Crane was the truly irredeemable asshole on that show. 4141
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Flyer for our next show. Pretty happy with it! (Remember kids: you don’t need AI slop to make something fun. Human effort gets noticed.) 040
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It's the name. That glorious name, Jesus Christ. It could be, anything you want it to be...it's limitless, it's wide open...it sounds like salvation. That's compared to Saul of Tarsus. Would you worship a guy named Saul of Tarsus? A guy named Jesus Christ? He's never gonna get pushed around in life. 120
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 03/04/2026It’s right there: “universal”. That means for all the children. This is the smart way to do it. To create a durable public benefit, don’t means test it to death. 060
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 08/02/2026All retro colors: block lettering hat, Lockett jersey, Starter shorts. 120
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 13/01/2026It’s not even Flanders, it reminds me of this guy 000
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I still occasionally rock the Mega Man II jacket I discovered existed from your tweet like 5 years ago. 290
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Might get shit for this, but it's true. The fries are too greasy, the burgers are bone dry, and the ownership has a bizarre attachment to far-right politics, but I will house a bag of Dick's in a heartbeat any day of the week, especially after a late night out. 160
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 11/09/2025The world goes crazy but time marches forward and this weekend I become one year older, so tonight I party! 051
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains. 231
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Never forget about this awesome shindig next week! Come celebrate my birthday with me! 040
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Birthday show babies! I really need something like this, the year we’ve been having. Come on out next month! @bloatedsack.bsky.social @dunzolesco.bsky.social @daviddrury.substack.com 121
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Band practice about to kick off. Dunzo Lesco is playing on a boat on Lake Meridian tomorrow! My first boat gig. 120
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 13/07/2025“Fuck this and fuck that Fuck it all the fuck out of the fucking brat She don't wanna a baby that looks like that I don't wanna a baby that looks like that” 021
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Definitely would’ve enjoyed all this back when I was in college. 030
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 06/07/2025First time just hanging out at the redone 43rd on the Ave. (waiting for my friend take the train to Northgate). Very pleasant improvement! 1100
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally? 051
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 01/07/2025My favorite music conspiracy theory, courtesy of @brandilynnsawyer.bsky.social, is that Fred Schneider and Jello Biafra are actually the same person. When have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time? 010
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Picked up some old wax for a season coaching present and the Randy Johnson rookie was the gum card 😫 030
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 25/05/2025A complex and complicated man who wrote a lot of my favorite comics and one of my single favorite comic books of all time. Long term, slow burn health struggles are so hard. Rest easy, Peter David. 030
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 26/03/2025“ME ME MEME ME ME MEMEME ME ME MEMEME ME ME MEME!!!” 020
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 21/03/2025One more week until our next great gig at the illustrious Darrell’s Tavern! 030
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 13/03/2025AI products that attempt to replace creative expression (writing, visual art, etc.) remind me of toy guitars for children. A kid can pick this up and pretend they know how to play guitar, but they don't know how to play guitar. It has no value for musical performance; it is a toy. 110
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 17/02/2025This is coming up fast! Great for a date night or mom’s/dad’s night out in Seattle. You deserve music that speaks to you, too. 030
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 13/01/2025New year, first Dunzo Lesco gig of 2025! Come early for dinner from the Kraken’s under-the-radar excellent kitchen. 050
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I walked around on my lunch break yesterday wearing the Curby shirt in hopes to find and annoy him. I will do it again next week. 000
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Post somebody you've been told you look like who you definitely don't look like 010
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Wearing Curby to work today. The game is afoot. 250
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 05/12/2024It’s not your typical Kraken bathroom selfie, but it’s great to see among the stickers! 050
I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 18/10/2023Duncan is a little…off since he came back to health. I suppose having his head run over by a whole-ass car was gonna affect the brain somehow. It is kind of gnarly how it’s changed his verbosity. It doesn’t line up with his body language cues like it used to. 010