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I. Hernandez

@hernando206.bsky.social
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Now exclusively hanging out on this short text-based app. Still posting about music, sports, comic books, and local politics. He/him Don't forget to check out dunzolesco.weebly.com for the intentional, unashamed dad rock musics!

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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 5h
The guy who used his image inducer to look like this would never.
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And its counterpart, which I also love (and was oddly my first ever issue of New Mutants)
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Draper was broken, Campbell was privileged, Sterling was cripplingly insecure, but Harry Crane was the truly irredeemable asshole on that show.
Harry Crane from Mad Men
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If I had to sum up the X-Men...
All hot, mostly gay
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Flyer for our next show. Pretty happy with it! (Remember kids: you don’t need AI slop to make something fun. Human effort gets noticed.)
Flyer for the next Dunzo Lesco show at the Kraken on 9/12, that says “NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL DAD ROCK” like the old CD covers.
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It's the name. That glorious name, Jesus Christ. It could be, anything you want it to be...it's limitless, it's wide open...it sounds like salvation. That's compared to Saul of Tarsus. Would you worship a guy named Saul of Tarsus? A guy named Jesus Christ? He's never gonna get pushed around in life.
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but as the Saved by the Bell logo
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
For all you classic Simpsons fans.
The Burger King logo, but instead it says "Proud Graduate, Bovine University"
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Has past experience in this realm.
Hank Scorpio
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I have a theory.
Weekly World News headline "I've Captured Bat Boy!"
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
It’s right there: “universal”. That means for all the children. This is the smart way to do it. To create a durable public benefit, don’t means test it to death.
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
All retro colors: block lettering hat, Lockett jersey, Starter shorts.
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
It’s not even Flanders, it reminds me of this guy
The recurring gay man supporting character on Family Guy
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Wayne Campbell reading from a cue card with "THIS MAN HAS NO PENIS" written on the back.
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I still occasionally rock the Mega Man II jacket I discovered existed from your tweet like 5 years ago.
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Might get shit for this, but it's true. The fries are too greasy, the burgers are bone dry, and the ownership has a bizarre attachment to far-right politics, but I will house a bag of Dick's in a heartbeat any day of the week, especially after a late night out.
The Dick's Drive-In logo
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The world goes crazy but time marches forward and this weekend I become one year older, so tonight I party!
Tennis Pro, Dunzo Lesco, and Grunge Tree at the Kraken Bar & Lounge tonight!
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
A picture of JFK with the caption “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what my nephew’s fucking problem is”
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
Bad Religion's "Recipe for Hate"
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Never forget about this awesome shindig next week! Come celebrate my birthday with me!
Dunzo Lesco performing at the Kraken Bar with Tennis Pro and Grunge Tree next Thursday 9/11
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Birthday show babies! I really need something like this, the year we’ve been having. Come on out next month! @bloatedsack.bsky.social @dunzolesco.bsky.social @daviddrury.substack.com
Show flyer for Tennis Pro w/ Dunzo Lesco and Grunge Tree (acoustic) at the Kraken Bar on 9/11.
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Band practice about to kick off. Dunzo Lesco is playing on a boat on Lake Meridian tomorrow! My first boat gig.
My bass guitar and vocal rig
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
“Fuck this and fuck that Fuck it all the fuck out of the fucking brat She don't wanna a baby that looks like that I don't wanna a baby that looks like that”
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Definitely would’ve enjoyed all this back when I was in college.
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
First time just hanging out at the redone 43rd on the Ave. (waiting for my friend take the train to Northgate). Very pleasant improvement!
The view looking east on NE 43rd toward the Ave.
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
My favorite music conspiracy theory, courtesy of @brandilynnsawyer.bsky.social, is that Fred Schneider and Jello Biafra are actually the same person. When have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Picked up some old wax for a season coaching present and the Randy Johnson rookie was the gum card 😫
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Scene from This is Spinal Tap with the band's manager arguing over the "Smell the Glove" album cover
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
A complex and complicated man who wrote a lot of my favorite comics and one of my single favorite comic books of all time. Long term, slow burn health struggles are so hard. Rest easy, Peter David.
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
“ME ME MEME ME ME MEMEME ME ME MEMEME ME ME MEME!!!”
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
One more week until our next great gig at the illustrious Darrell’s Tavern!
Goodbye Viking, Dunzo Lesco, and Rhinoculous at Darrell’s Tavern, 3/27 doors at 7PM
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
AI products that attempt to replace creative expression (writing, visual art, etc.) remind me of toy guitars for children. A kid can pick this up and pretend they know how to play guitar, but they don't know how to play guitar. It has no value for musical performance; it is a toy.
A toy guitar that lets children pretend they know how to play the guitar, much like AI products that let adults pretend they are writers and artists.
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
This is coming up fast! Great for a date night or mom’s/dad’s night out in Seattle. You deserve music that speaks to you, too.
Dunzo Lesco with The Swaggerlies and The Passion Racket playing at Bad Bar on March 7th
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The rationalizations of lifelong Mariners fans
A text conversation on the futility of the Mariners.
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
New year, first Dunzo Lesco gig of 2025! Come early for dinner from the Kraken’s under-the-radar excellent kitchen.
A cartoon music show poster showing a monster riding in a hot rod. The show is Dunzo Lesco, Dr.Quinn and the Medicine Woman, and Rhinoculous at the Kraken Bar in Seattle on Friday, February 7.
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I walked around on my lunch break yesterday wearing the Curby shirt in hopes to find and annoy him. I will do it again next week.
Me wearing a “Curby” shirt
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Post somebody you've been told you look like who you definitely don't look like
Joaquin Phoenix. who I definitely do not look like
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Wearing Curby to work today. The game is afoot.
Me wearing a shirt featuring Curby from Brett Hamil’s “Doom Loop” comic strip
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
It’s not your typical Kraken bathroom selfie, but it’s great to see among the stickers!
A “Vote Yes on Social Housing Prop 1A” sticker in the Kraken Bar bathroom
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I. Hernandez @hernando206.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Duncan is a little…off since he came back to health. I suppose having his head run over by a whole-ass car was gonna affect the brain somehow. It is kind of gnarly how it’s changed his verbosity. It doesn’t line up with his body language cues like it used to.
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