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Heretic Hobbit

@heretichobbit.bsky.social
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30s, Pigeon Pal, Belly fella, NSFW

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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 9h
Every conversation my gf and I have about Star Wars plays out like an interrogation
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 9h
To buy stuff you can just take a picture of your credit card and send it to me. I will half-assedly search for the Internet for a deal then order you something comparable off Temu before using your credit card to fund my Lego addiction.
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incendavery @incendavery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
anyway, as you can tell, drawing the new england old time flatfoot society guy as a moose was ultimately a tangential way for me to shoehorn in this infodump about percussive folkdance. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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ZeTrystan @zetrystan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't you dare hehe.
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Adwinn @adwinnstuff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Comforting
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Spooky Falco @falco.works · 07/10/2026
Day 4 -- Antlers Raising scarabs with intact wings to be tame housepets required a good deal of patience, but having a built-in perch made for a decent enough icebreaker.
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Protection From Elephants (Abj; Wiz/Sor3; Comp: V, S, DF) @mxmarkargent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my intrusive thoughts
 during fall
 young man
 there r leaves all around
 i said young man
 eat a leaf off the ground
 r5h
 i said young man
 won't they make a cool sound
 when you stuff! them! in! your! leaf hole
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
INSULINDIAN PHASMID - I exist. YOU - I exist too.
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incendavery @incendavery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
luv sux (part 3)
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Clayton Tucker @claytontuckertx.com · 02/10/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: A federal judge just HALTED the destruction of Big Bend. This is a massive victory for the landowners, local communities, and everyday Texans who stood up to protect one of our state's greatest treasures. The fight isn't over, but today, the people won.
Graphic from the Center for Biological Diversity over a scenic view of Big Bend. Large text reads, “MASSIVE WIN FOR BIG BEND.” Below, it says a federal judge has frozen all destruction throughout the Big Bend region until the project’s legality can be determined in court. The graphic adds that the Center will continue fighting to save Big Bend and asks supporters to join them.
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incendavery @incendavery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
peachtober day 1: oak inspired by my desire to curl up reeaaallll tiny + nap inside an acorn
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
here are the OCs I’m workin on The left is officer Sitka Blackburn, a no-nonsense donut eating cop who may be huge (9 feet) but isn’t detective minded. The right is Alvin Packwood- a cocky, self absorbed journalist from the city with a strong knack for sniffing out clues. They need eachother BAD
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dire 🔜nyff @direbatty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
u dont gotta do all that man
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
By Will McPhail
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Dognito Hazard @d6016.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GO MY BEAGLE! KILL!
A blurry picture of a beagle leaping forward off a chair with a blurry hand pointing forward
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me on my walk today
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Rudolf 🔜 MFF @flame.dog · 25/09/2026
CHOMP 📸: @koopershiba.bsky.social #fursuitfriday
A wolf fursuiter biting someone's shoulder from behind
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dire 🔜nyff @direbatty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
he's helping!
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 23/09/2026
Its that guy again!
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Dognito Hazard @d6016.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
MISTER SPUD!
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HareWolf @harewolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wendell Island
Wendell in Rawr fit
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Kopi @kopiperrito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Acrylic pen malfunctioned and he blames me for it
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Shear (pronounced Cher (but like how she pronounces it)) @choob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shearer's Remorse
Roman the tricolor collie lays on Ecru the sheep's chest. Ecro lays back content after a shearing. Roman winces in shock as the coasely-shaved stubble grinds against the side of his face. It makes him think of a cactus.
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Ben @borderlinebeast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Badgercat couldn't make fun of Chief Badger this time Animatic of scene from my fic to make people read it
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ZeTrystan @zetrystan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We just finished our Cyberpunk RED campaign. It was wonderful. Our DM wrote an amazing ending, and we... somehow... all survived as player characters. We're now all living legends. 👑🍸
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Steyn @hoosiersteyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dealing with myself.
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A relentlessly fat Tiger @kingofredlines.furobesity.net · 22/09/2026
"yeah I can't come in. Yeah I got swallowed again. No I'm not going to ask them to spit me out. Well you can come and ask them yourself" Phone call with management minutes after getting swallowed
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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incendavery @incendavery.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
luv sux (part 1 of 3)
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No we don’t have any presents. Or what was it you said? “Gifts”? No we don’t have those, why would you think that. Why are you being weird
Photograph of an airport store called “Gaslight Gifts”
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fuck it! I’m going 🎶
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zwiersa @zwiersa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[7/8] another page with belly
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ZeTrystan @zetrystan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok I saved the frog and found a pal for them. They're girlfriends. 😌
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Freybug (and Proto, being a bad role model)
Drawing 1: A bust sketch of an anthropomorphic wolf puppy titled “Freybug”

Drawing 2: Proto sits at a table, drunk, while Freybug looks up at him

Proto: hey pup, you were a body sniffer right
Freybug: advanced cadaver unit
Proto: can you smell the blood on my hands?
Freybug: you smell of alcohol
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luke 🐾 @earthen-were.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lazy bear butter dish, wet work done and now he naps patiently waiting to dry before firing 🐻 💤
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dogy @d-o-g-y.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
semi-annual draft release
drafts:
"my balls are 30 lbs each (they are made out of osmium)"
"i'm a puppy who is a adult"
"lol u didn't know u could get pregnant from jerking off?? never heard of the jork stork?"
"my penis and balls are 36 years old"
"paws are so cool. paws are so neat. paws are so cute. paws are so hot. paws are so"
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Heretic Hobbit @heretichobbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These are all good, but the jork stork is gold!
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🐭GAY WRATH BEING🐭 @nommz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
yeah I know he said mind, of course he said mind. we all know what he said!!!!!!!! I was just checking the floor for, uh, my...contacts... that i dropped... #nommzart #kingsofhell
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M. Gordon @dimespin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Roosevelt: New and slightly improved
A drawing of a reference sheet for artists of a character named Roosevelt who is a porcelain jar with legs and a lid where the head and neck would be and seven snakes emerging from the mouth of the container
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Simmy! @simmywuff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Almost forgot! Here’s the timelapse haha
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Squid @squidinu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
toasty
 short comic snippet of Iron Prince the robot knight dragon and Holly the snowman sitting together in front of a fire. Holly is slowly melting while sitting near the fire. Iron Prince says "Don't sit too close Holly." Holly replies "But it tickles!" 
Iron Prince slowly pushes the snowman away, sliding them across the snow and says "You have the self preservation of a walnut."
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Punished (Blueballs) Lupe @blueballsfa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pawns in Dragon's Dogma 2 are so whiny "Oh, I guess we're going this way then? The arisen doesn't seem to want to get to our destination but I'm sure he knows what he's doing" "Oh, another lion furry in the party? The arisen's preferences are his own business I'm sure"
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Squid @squidinu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
adventurers aplenty 8
Holly the snowman smiles and proudly points to themself: "Of course! I am an adventurer after all." Holly waves for Sindri to follow and twirls around in the snow: "C'mon I'll take you back to my camp! Iron Prince is gonna be so excited!" Sindri's scowl cracks into a smirk.Holly and Sindri trek off in the woods side by side. Sindri says "An adventurer eh? You must be awfully brave to handle a job like that." Holly chirps: "You bet!"
We cut back to Iron Prince who has dug out a large trench. in the snowHolly calls to Iron Prince who glances over their shoulder. "I'm baaack!" They run up to the armored knight while Sindri follows close behind carrying wood. "And we've got firewood!" Holly cheers. 
Holly gestures towards their metal friend and says, "Sindri meet Iron Prince!" The rat drops the firewood in surprise and gasps, "THE Iron Prince?" His eyes narrow and a snide grin spreads across his face, "How'd you tame that bitter tyrant?" Iron Prince glares back, "They didn't."
Sindri playfully punches the metal beast's shoulder and chuckles, "I'd hope not! This world needs formidable warriors like you!"Sindri pushes Iron Prince aside as they hiss "What are you getting at?" Sindri huffs, "You act like you've never been flattered before!" Sindri tilts his head to the side and looks at the metal robot sweetly, "I'm saying you're an inspiration." "Never lose sight of that Iron Prince."
"Your deeds don't go unnoticed."
Iron Prince is rattled by the rat's words, looking frantic before letting out a sharp frazzled train whistle. They turn around with a huff.
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Squid @squidinu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
plotting 5
Iron Prince: You would kill the mouse king? Holly: I would. 
Iron Prince burst out laughing guffawing like a choo-choo train while Holly stares back with a blank expression.Holly exclaims: I'm not sayin' I'm gonna!! I'm just sayin' I could! 
Iron Prince laughs. Then their expression turns stern. They ask "HOW?" Holly thinks for a moment before replying with a simple- "Big snowball." :D. Iron Prince facepalms.Iron Prince: "You practice Cryromancy?" Holly: "No but the Grand thaw does! She manages Snowvale's weather and general trade." Iron Prince: "What would a clan of snowmen have to trade?" Holly: "Plenty! We've got timber, coal, and frozen delights!" "Or at least we did before King Holzer suspended travel to our sea port. Oh well! No more treats for me!"Iron Prince looks surprised as Holly whines, "Uuagh I want a banana sundae so bad! Blwahh!! Holly composes themselves, "Ugh, sorry. I'm being selfish." The two keep walking through the snow. Iron Prince says "Nah."
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Ian McQue @ianmcque.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fell down a Ron Francis rabbit hole after seeing this post earlier. Sublime
Painting by Ron Francis, ‘Hope’ Painting by Ron Francis, ‘Home Fires’Painting by Ron Francis, ‘Russell Williams’ Tree’Painting by Ron Francis, ‘Room With a View’
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Quillby! @quilly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Bon 🔞 @a-kyte.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this another one of my favorite scenes
youtube.com
Medicare Will Pay for the Baby
YouTube video by Matthew Eric
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WolfWireless @1800000burn.hyper.wang · 07/09/2026
I just think this Coyote is neat.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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