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evil pumpkinhead

@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social
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Glorifying obesity one fictional character at a time. Not a place for minors. 18+ only. Ecologist communing with spirits and shaking crazy ass

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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy rabbit day!!! Wym there’s no rabbit here? No dw there’s def a rabbit in there
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you guys like vore or nah
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alvin might be an expert in sneaky disguises- but when your investigative partner is the largest of the largest land predators in the world, your options are a bit limited.
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Hey y’all, I’ve had this account for so long now and I forgot to actually post stuff- so I guess I’ll start with some old junk from twitter !
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Y’all get special treatment here on bluesky, full sized Freddys !!
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Some angus bc I wish he was my boyfriend I’m not joking
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Def one of my top ten crushes. I cannot resist a huge bear
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
An assortment of bears this fine evening
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Toy Freddy is a fat lard and he’s in love with beefcake himbo gay Freddy :)
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Some sketches to satiate my goo crew !! Goo crew WYA ❗️ 💥
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fat bear week repost !
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fat bear week repost
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fat bear week repost
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fat bear week repost
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now do I think that getting a bear paw tattoo will magically tf me into a bear for fat bear week? No, I’m not crazy- BUT. If I don’t try I will NEVER forgive myself.
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Bigs @bignbeefyinc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kristoff deserves to be the fattest lord arendelle has ever seen 😜
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Bigs @bignbeefyinc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me? Post something?? Imagine that!!
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Type of shit Gregg will post on his public story without realizing it’s embarrassing for angus
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dating is rly hard when I need a man who is fat and lazy and hedonistic but will also come with me on a 12 mile hike up thousands of feet in elevation.
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The boy can fit so much fuckinnnn soda in it *smack* *blooooorp*
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’ve been trying to put on some muscle recently and I’ve been seeing some awesome progress too- but I wouldn’t yet call myself “muscular” so my question for the culture is: when am I allowed to start drawing my sona as like a crazy hulked out bara chad with a cute muffin top?
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Okay this might be a niche and unexplainable experience as an artist and a biologist but i feel like when I study plant and animal physiology for classes or research my brain is doing something similar to when I draw ? Idk how to describe it but it requires a similar diagnosis of the world.
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When this city dog moved down south he didn’t realize the summers would be so danged hot ! What’s worse is that he can’t fit in the shower no more… the upside is that he found a good way to cool off and clean up at the same time. Such a resourceful blubberpup! Happy birthday! @bigcatch.bsky.social
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I want a sleeve of tats so baddddd but I have no moneyyyyy why do they have to cost so muchhhhh
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jake is a proud fat man and should be added to the fatfur fat dad club with bandit
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cole isn’t too sure about all this new weight he’s been packing on, but it’s a good thing his boyfriend is so sweet and gentle and supportive.
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cole isn’t too sure about all this new weight he’s been packing on, but it’s a good thing his boyfriend is so sweet and gentle and supportive.
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Are cartoons these days still making questionable fetish fodder scenes or did it become too hard to get away with after internet raised millennials became parents.
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Everyone knows cowboys have big appetites - but cowboys who are also werewolves ?? Now that’s an untapped market that needs filling.
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Controversial: ppl on fat boy twitter keep falling for AI fat dudes and personally I think if you fall for that ur a fat fan larper. I don’t just “like” bellies, I live and BREATHE bellies and I KNOW a fake fat boy when I see one.
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This isn’t fatfur related at ALL but the coco sequel announcement has me so annoyed. Like time and time again Disney’s original ideas make them tons of money. why do they think it’s more financially worthwhile to keep making sequels set in worlds in which no new conflict need exist.
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Everyone knows cowboys have big appetites - but cowboys who are also werewolves ?? Now that’s an untapped market that needs filling.
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Something something wolf day- go celebrate him
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
One thing I still struggle with in digital is lineart and I cannot find a good brush for the LIFE of me.
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Psychically connecting with my moots to let them know i like being talked at but I am afraid of being a bother jfkdksksks
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
QRP with your most popular piece on Bluesky! I’m a bit surprised by this one !! But y’all love Kenai !
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Michael’s put out their Halloween stuff and they got these mini cowboy werewolf bars…. Terrible paint jobs considering the price but it does make me think about certain things…..
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star trek, Star wars, lotr, marvel, disney, or ghibli. This is my favorite movie in the history of cinema
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Labrinth Dancing with Mystical Creatures
ALT: Labrinth Dancing with Mystical Creatures
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Having natural feline instincts and dating prey animals is harddddd
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sorry your man is ugly, god gave all the cuteness to this 11 foot tall old man
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sexuality is so weird bc like yes I’m gay but no I don’t want to see your dick. I just want to watch you eat in tight clothes. Like huh. Were they were rockin with fat fetishes in ancient times or is this a product of too much internet access in my formative years.
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
To be a loyal kobold being crushed under the immense weight of his enormous hedonistic dragon leige orrr to rather be an enormous hedonistic dragon crushing my loyal kobold under my immense weight…. The questions that plague men in the twilight hours.
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I tried to draw miles as a fat ass seal and it didn’t look good at ALL . Fellas is it okay to deny all the signs from god that I’m not a seal?
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I really need to be a fat ass seal rn .
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sorry for the sudden drop in activity lmao I’m still trying to figure out how to translate my traditional pencil type drawings into a digital program, it always feels so unfinished somehow.
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I’m rewatching adventure time and I love that Jake is one of those characters that like. Is canonically fat according to the dialogue but is portrayed in such a simplistic style that you only remember when other characters mention it.
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Working at a restaurant with greasy cheesy food is too distracting; I want everything and I want every fat guy who comes to eat here.
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Question for the culture: who can afford to buy a 26 dollar hat at a truck stop. Are there a lot of prospective customers geeked on the rack of 30 buck hats?? These things BETTER be imbued with some wg magic that makes me a fat trucker if they’re gonna charge thAt much.
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evil pumpkinhead @evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
How does the gang feel about cum-fattening
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River @fractalantlers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Furry Alt! #furryart #furry #furryfandom #furryartist #fursona
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