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Henry_the_Hippo @henry-the-hippo.bsky.social · 2h

Weird sky tonight over Slough

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Henry_the_Hippo @henry-the-hippo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

One of these is a world renowned and respected president, the other a senile, greedy, man baby asset of the Kremlin

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Henry_the_Hippo @henry-the-hippo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Can you take 2 mins to respond to Ofwat's consultation to demand they BLOCK the water bill hike. If water companies can't survive without hiking our bills, let them go bust and bring them into public ownership. Deadline: midnight Thurs 24th Sept weownit.org.uk/NoBillHike

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Ofwat: No to water bills hike, let them go bust - Respond by midnight on Thursday 24th September

Demand that Ofwat says no to bill hikes. Let water companies go bust and bring them into public ownership for nothing.

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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I have formed a patriotic vigilante force in the village. We are The Gussage Patriot Guard. Naturally we disguise our identity. At the snap of a custard cream we can be mobilised to: Quote the bible Urinate in public Set up funding pages Eat spicy foods Spit Chant in cockney. 🇬🇧

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thepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The message behind this viral French video about what would happen if immigrants went ‘home’ is more important than ever www.thepoke.com/2026/09/15/f...

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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Crypto billionaires don’t become crypto billionaires by being generous or altruistic. They become crypto billionaires by being greedy, selfish, amoral, dishonest, untrustworthy shites. They don’t give away money for the common good. Is that who should control our politics?

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Henry_the_Hippo @henry-the-hippo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

ZOUNDS !! Wordle 1,910 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

"It was at this point that an oyster went down the wrong way and blocked my ear canals, meaning I missed the whole conversation where I agreed to a foreign donor illegally giving us £500,000..."

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Matthew Stadlen @matthewstadlen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Has Nigel Farage stepped down as an MP to trigger another by-election to clear his name yet?

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

At what point does a British by-election get awarded to the silver medalist, à la Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis? Asking for a friend of a friend, i.e. me. #Clacton

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Henry_the_Hippo @henry-the-hippo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Titan the Tomato is getting there 🙌

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Henry_the_Hippo @henry-the-hippo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

On a train to London, it squeaks like an irate donkey !

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I see Donald Trump has renamed Lake Ontario after himself.

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Henry_the_Hippo @henry-the-hippo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

@ecoflowtech.bsky.social If you guys are still around I need a quick hand, I have had one of the Shelly smart plugs for a few months now with no issue, but I now I have got a 2nd one I cannot pair it with your App, it is not seen with Bluetooth - any ideas ? Ta Trev

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Henry_the_Hippo @henry-the-hippo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Anyone noticed the irony of the UK announcing Plug In Solar is in the shops on the day thunderstorms and rain sweep the country !

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Elmo Reacts to Thunder

ALT: Elmo Reacts to Thunder

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Henry_the_Hippo @henry-the-hippo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Hmmm, there's something wrong here, the sky appears to have a leak ! there's water falling !

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

A brief note for Nadhim Zahawi.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I have cancelled a planned victory speech in Clacton this morning after credible reports that someone bought a banana milkshake.

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Henry_the_Hippo @henry-the-hippo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Is it me or is the combination of @ofwat.bsky.social and the water companies a shining example of legalised corruption ?

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Okay Clacton. Let’s go.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 13/08/2026

Polling Stations have opened in #Clacton @countbinface.bsky.social #BinFarage

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Karen @valkyriekaren.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

'mon Clacton, do it for the galaxy! #votebinface

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Henry_the_Hippo @henry-the-hippo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Today is the day when Clacton should BIN the MP for Washington !

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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Sarah clutched Lee’s bacon sodden stomach & whispered sweet nothings in his crusty ears. As he broke wind Lee felt a stirring. His manhood rose. The smell of onion & lard enveloped them both. ‘Take me’ Sarah huskily groaned as Lee belched. Like a fried egg she moistened rapidly…

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

It's time to vote against the establishment. So vote Count Binface.

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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I do hope Ben Wallace remembers that Zia Yusuf fought with Lee Anderson in The Battle of The Somme…😉

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Henry_the_Hippo @henry-the-hippo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Voters of Clacton, Remember Thursday is your bin day, put out the Farage Garbage and vote in @countbinface.bsky.social

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

In Clacton right now. (Real, not AI!) #VoteBinface

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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

They're wearing the cats.....

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Hmmmm… Will RichardTice now be calling a by-election in his constituency so he can fight against a bin? 🤔

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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Bradford-born Harry Corbett, creator of Sooty, played piano in the Guiseley fish and chip restaurant owned by his uncle Harry Ramsden.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I'm not saying I'm desperate, but we are busing people in from Wales to help me beat a bin.

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Henry_the_Hippo @henry-the-hippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The only thing missing from this match is Trump's snoring !

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Henry_the_Hippo @henry-the-hippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

After last night this final is best described as "After the Lord Mayor's show" !

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James Greenwood-Reeves @jgreenwoodreeves.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

As an academic, I have decided to pre-empt AI taking my job, so I am going to take ITS job! I am going to start hallucinating, lying to my students, and drinking 700,000 litres of water

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Alex @skyblue1967.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Statement from FIFA.

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Henry_the_Hippo @henry-the-hippo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Clacton's voting slips could be used as toilet paper, with 34 candidates they will be long enough !! For the record let @countbinface.bsky.social win www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Clacton by-election attracts 34 candidates

The list of people taking on Nigel Farage contains 20 independents and a number of joke candidates.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

"Hands up if you called a by-election to distract attention from your dodgy finances but ended up running against a bin and looking like a right dick"

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I trust the people of Clacton to judge me on my record. Apart from the record that shows I have visited American more times than Clacton, have never held a constituency surgery and rarely bother to drag my arse into Parliament to do my actual job.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!

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Henry_the_Hippo @henry-the-hippo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Dear voters of Clacton - for your upcoming by-election can you make the right choice this time ? #NotSoddingFarage

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Henry_the_Hippo @henry-the-hippo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

One hopes the door isn't harmed as it smacks him on the arse on his way out !

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