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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you owe a woman $5 million dollars for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation.
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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Had no idea she sent books in braille. ❤️
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Of course they’re mad because she’s not advocating for pedophilia.
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I really wish Ridley would just retire.
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Brian Honan @brianhonan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oops. 🥴 www.nyc.gov/mayors-offic...
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 24/08/2026
New posters for LAIKA's ‘WILDWOOD’. The film follows a girl who enters a magical forbidden forest to rescue her kidnapped baby brother.
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
At this point you couldn’t pay me to have kids.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have no idea what I did and am NOT asking 😂☠️
Girl you claim yourself a witch and you're carrying water for the patriarchy?
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 19/08/2026
Robin Williams’ Instagram account has been reactivated after 12 years His children revived the account to protect his legacy and ‘fight back against rampant AI abuse of his voice and likeness’
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yes, I have seen the "smut doesn't count as reading" post and yes, it is bullshit. Take it from your friendly, neighborhood, smut-loving librarian. All reading counts as reading. Stop worrying about tallies and totals and what other people think about your reading. Enjoy yourself.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sadly, all true.
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 17/08/2026
A boat with 12 volunteers has left Bristol as part of a wider campaign to break Israel’s blockade and deliver aid to Gaza. Israel has attacked every flotilla trying to help Gaza since 2010, and volunteers on previous missions say they were abused by Israeli forces.
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don’t give a fuck about fucking Ghost Rider we wanted Blade.
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just leave animals the fuck alone.
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 06/08/2026
Salmonella outbreak sickens hundreds across 27 US states.
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CDC says US salmonella outbreak tied to jalapeno peppers from Mexico
Salmonella outbreak sickens hundreds across 27 US states.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 06/08/2026
Israeli prosecutors have charged a settler for killing a Palestinian community leader last year in the occupied West Bank. According to Israeli rights group B’Tselem, this marks the first indictment of an Israeli for killing a Palestinian in the West Bank since October 7, 2023.
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Israeli prosecutors charge a settler for killing Palestinian activist Awdah Hathaleen in West Bank
Israeli prosecutors have charged a settler for killing a Palestinian community leader last year in the occupied West Bank.
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
WAIT MOOPSY TOO??
Magic the gathering card with Moopsy from lower decks
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Time to listen to The Wall on repeat until I’m ready to tolerate my older brothers and the sperm donor calling himself “dad” again.
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Pink Floyd The Wall Animation
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Mom breaking her pelvis means she shouldn’t come to my house anymore because to get to the main living space you have to go up a full flight of stairs 😓
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Dog Crying Meme: Doggo Crys
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/08/2026
Embittered Raisin Won’t Shut Up About How It Could Have Been Wine theonion.com/embittered-raisin-won-…
Embittered Raisin Won’t Shut Up About How It Could Have Been Wine
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Eli Roth is a talentless scrotum.
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When it’s horribly obvious they’re not reading your texts
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Do Better Ashley Barrett
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Me every time one of my older brothers sends a text about our mom
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Hades: Angry to Cool Transformation
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Never mind I saw the Herogasm episode 😳
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don’t care what anyone says having brothers is exhausting. If they’re not trying to fuck your friends they’re just fucking you over or pretending to give a shit. I have 4 and only 1 of them is a helpful, responsible human being.
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Queen Maeve Says Okay Yeah - The Boys
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It must be so nice to do the bare minimum and still expect to get a pat on the back.
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Ashley Barrett: That's Not Rhetorical (The Boys)
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Brad Takei @bradtakei.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
They found $16.5 million for a reflecting pool and can't find the budget for children's education.
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I sick and tired of the ineffectual men in my family-with the exception of one.
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Homelander's Disgusted Look
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Legal Weed 4 SC 🌱 @legalweed4sc.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The party of family values.
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The feminine rage to destroy the fucking men in my family
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Homelander's Heat Vision - The Boys
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Any rational American could have written this.
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Israeli terrorists.
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
No shit Jared Leto’s an abuser we’ve only been saying that for (checks watch) FUCKING ALWAYS!
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Hades: Angry to Cool Transformation
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I took a break from The Boys after season 2 and have just jumped back in. All I can say is: at least we didn’t see the Deep fuck Timothy? Right?
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The Office Jim Halpert's Oh Shit Reaction
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They’re not settlers they’re terrorists.
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I hope Netanyahu gets dementia.
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It’s 2026, I work for a multi million 💲CU, and we’re still using shitty windows products and forced to endure Outlook.
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William Shatner as Kirk: KHAAAAAN!
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Carney: "I'm going to take this opportunity to thank President Scheinbaum and the Mexican people for sending 200 firefighters to help us with our fires here. That's what friends do when you have crisis and fires." #cdnpoli
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 23/07/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's illegal for landlords to:
- Lock you out or evict you without a court order.
- Shut off your heat, hot water, electricity, or other essential services to force you out of your home.
- Retaliate against you for reporting unsafe conditions or exercising your tenant rights.
- Leave serious health and safety hazards, like mold, unrepaired.
- Discriminate against you because of your race, disability, or other protected characteristics.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Heads up: Taylor Farms lettuce is sold under these brand names: Marketside (sold at Walmart) Earthbound Farm (owned by Taylor Farms) Cross Valley Farms (owned by US Foods) Private labels for Target, Whole Foods (365), and Amazon Fresh. AVOID ALL OF THEM
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If you’re still defending Israel you’re part of the problem.
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Israel is burning families alive in their homes and you’re co-signing it with your silence.
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It’s almost like they enjoy murdering civilians.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
HAWAII — Tulsi Gabbard’s brother charged with trying to lure children to a hotel room with gum and money
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Trish K @tkaz99.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Happy Caturday
A dark grey cat with an "I vomited" sticker
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I respectfully disagree with Holland as there are far less problematic Mel Gibson apologists out there.
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Maine Public @mainepublic.org · 18/07/2026
Lucinda Brouillette said she repeatedly shared her concerns with authorities but felt "unheard." www.mainepublic.org/immigration/202…
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Second ex-wife of ICE agent suspected in Biddeford shooting describes his anger and abuse
Lucinda Brouillette said she repeatedly shared her concerns with authorities but felt "unheard."
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NPR @npr.org · 18/07/2026
Ashley Brouillette has identified her ex-husband, David Brouillette, as the officer who fatally shot Joan Sebastián Durán Guerrero in Biddeford, Maine, on Monday. She said she learned he was the officer responsible when he called her on Wednesday. n.pr/44xGCBl
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Ex-wife says ICE agent who killed man in Maine had racist beliefs, violent tendencies
Ashley Brouillette has identified her ex-husband, David Brouillette, as the officer who fatally shot Joan Sebastián Durán Guerrero in Biddeford, Maine, on Monday. She said she learned he was the officer responsible when he called her on Wednesday.
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I am the guardian of forever. @henriettarhippo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Can’t he just fucking die already?
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Sad Monkey Sighs on Couch
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