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Kind of miss the insane Temu Pig adverts more than anything else

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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was laughing quite hard at the heartfelt moment with the voice note. Afterwards my wife asked why I was laughing & I said: “its the kind of thing you find as a collectable in game. A voice note, a memo”, and I always think “who would leave this during chaos”. And, Cregger made it make sense!
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can their be higher praise for a game than: “If politicians in the 2000s saw this game they’d have hearings.” ? Bravo 😂
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Saw it via r/modretro (which im not part of), & I recommend checking it out for some getting close to: “are we the baddies?” realisations as well as nuanced takes that may as well say: “its not WARCRIME warcrimes, just cheeky warcrimes”. Was a good piece but the kids can’t handle the truth.
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
So the network adapter thing on the back, i bought a modified part that lets you pop a laptop harddrive in there…. Combined with mcboot you can turn it into a digital device sony would hate. Basically play the history of ps2 off original hardware….
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Whereas the reality seems to actually be Bellingham is in the squad to keep the whole team on track. He is a treasure.
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Nah I want them to get past this dire Belgium team as if they get beat 1-0 it will be dignified. I want them facing Spain for a generational beating. Germany - Brazil level humiliation. But I’m a true hater and plot long term. Of course that scenario means we get to see Ron tears later too
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Alan Partridge at his breakfast pitch to bbc but instead of monkey tennis he says: “can i shock you? I like low blocks”
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I guess if we are being charitable he is a guy that when given great players he puts them in the right position and handles ego’s and personality’s well. But they have overestimated the current teams talent.
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
100% I think Englands only chance tonight is going full Kevin Keegan Newcastle as that defence has looked dodgy as. Should be fun for the neutral. Less so for us English 😬
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Found it really odd the amount of praise carlo kept getting in pre game build ups, as although he has had success and must be a good man manager to have coached the ego’s he has but I thought it was accepted he wasn’t a great tactician? Bayern players conduct ed secret training sessions after all
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I know this is a one shot, its the nature of what if? But if you are ever able to pitch a limited series continuing this tale it will be straight on the pull list.
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Havnt seen Everton = no idea if this is how he has been playing or if its a by-product of a non cohesive defence and high line. In these 3 games so far he has been poor, the whole defensive unit are not great & seem nervy around each other. It seems a problem. But feel free to take it personally
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Oh it was a decent punch to be fair and nothing bad came of it. But i thought it was British pundit tradition to react to a goal keeper punch as “i don’t like this continental style, just catch it” no matter what so was just taken aback
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I haven’t seen a lot of Everton this season so no idea what his form has been like but have never been worried about him before so confused where this has come from, not just today either.
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Yeah, I was shocked when he was getting praised for punching the ball when if any other keeper does that its the goal keeper equivalent of the stutter run up and the disdain is plentiful. But he is really giving me the yips whenever the opposition is attacking this tournament
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
In their defence it was one of the better songs from the FIFA 15 videogame soundtrack (i think), so i guess someone in production has nostalgia for it as a football song? Heard that song many a time and to be fair i just checked out the lyrics for the first time and wowzer!!
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I reckon they would put the squeeze on you for sure…
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
had never seen this one and it's killing me
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“Back in my day” - a lot of directors made jumps from advertising or music videos…. Now music videos are not as ubiquitous, and majority of adverts feel low effort since tv viewership is down….. So why is it weird that talent is being cultivated from what has replaced those things?
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I don’t think it will ever happen, its just the new: “but we need to be testing bone density to check if these Albanians are actually under 16”. Summer holidays are soon, parliament breaks up, so news is inundated even further with culture war nonsense.
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The father ted line really made me laugh. Great piece, and your right: Enjoy it today and for a few days before the buildup to Big cup. Its been so long that it feels like a relief rather than a triumph but seeing them lift the trophy today should bring it home properly!
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Japes is the antidote, dirty deep pan action. Closer to home (well manchester) is American Pies. Well worth trying. Or can recommend a book called: pizza night by Deborah Kalopen. Also, i tried Fallow and it lives up to the youtube how-to debauchery 100% if you were still questioning that…
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Well done. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a post with this many replies and not one is positive or supportive. Its a hysterically bad idea. And pretty insulting. I would have fired whoever came up with this on the spot rather than proudly announcing it. Bless.
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
60% sure that exact file is still sitting on my ps3 hard drive 🤣
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
You can but you will not get as much out of it. - Bone Temple follows directly on from 28 Years Later, continuing several characters journeys. You should watch 28 Days just because it’s still fantastic and there are some callbacks to it in the new films. 28 Weeks is not required watching.
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
"Here’s an example that Google’s Josh Woodward, VP of the Gemini app, Google Labs, and AI Studio, shared in a blog post about how Personal Intelligence can work. Google also put together a similar example in a video that I’ve embedded below:

For example, we needed new tires for our 2019 Honda minivan two weeks ago. Standing in line at the shop, I realized I didn’t know the tire size. I asked Gemini. These days any chatbot can find these tire specs, but Gemini went further. It suggested different options: one for daily driving and another for all-weather conditions, referencing our family road trips to Oklahoma found in Google Photos. It then neatly pulled ratings and prices for each. As I got to the counter, I needed our license plate. Instead of searching for it or losing my spot in line to walk back to the parking lot, I asked Gemini. It pulled the seven-digit number from a picture in Photos and also helped me identify the van’s specific trim by searching Gmail. Just like that, we were set."

https://www.theverge.com/news/861576/google-gemini-ai-personal-intelligence-gmail-search-youtube-photos
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
That’s why HAVN designed the EMF-blocking beanie.
Powered by our proprietary WaveStopper™ Technology, it forms a barrier that blocks over 99% of WiFi, 5G, and Bluetooth radiation right where it matters most: your brain.
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I’m sure i saw a post saying she stated “let’s do the fucking news”! When she first addressed cbs news teams. But for the life of me i don’t know if that was real or a parody. And it’s a sign of her un-seriousness that i can’t tell rather than any problem on my end.
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Its a touch they have done since prime 1. Still impressive now. My wife screamed as she looked up just as i was entering the map screen and in that split second Samus’s face also reflects for a split second. She was not expecting it 🤣
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I wish more people were aware of this. Considering the scale of the threat, the media's near-silence is both remarkable and culpable. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Hello, foreign oligarchs and corporations! Please come and sue the UK for billions | George Monbiot
The case of a planned Cumbrian coalmine shows how governments around the world are being threatened by litigation in shadowy offshore courts, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Im cackling like a loon and in no way can i explain to my wife why, i just don’t have the time to explain why the Pepe and Guendouzi lines floored me.
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
That issue of batman is just incredible. Was buzzing reading that earlier. In a run full of outrageous moments…. “Welcome to Gotham” was another all timer!
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Alex Paknadel from off of comics @alexpaknadel.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Labour have fucked it so badly, the Prime Minister of Albania is calling them out for racism. Human beings can't function at this level of cringe. It's impossible.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Not everyone is unhappy about the Government's descent into anti-refugee politics
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The fact that this person remains Health Secretary is objectively one of the most significant British political scandals of the post-Covid era. But because he's doing something the media barons like, everyone has decided it's fine.
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Eyepatch Wolf @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
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ricardowensley.bsky.social @ricardowensley.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
When they say 6-7 just reply "Hah! Mornington Crescent! Gotcha I win. " And just insist you clearly won irrespective of their bleats
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
An actor in Nathan for you that Nathan asks to say I love you Nathan asking her to say it again and again and becoming more emotional each time The woman repeating I love you
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sephwrath.bsky.social @sephwrath.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Guy who has stood on stage and promised people he’s taking them to live on Mars is telling me free busses are a pipe dream.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Sometimes America is so beautiful it just makes you want to cry. From beauty.
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
media.tenor.com
Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
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Hemen @hemen.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
35 months remain…
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Alex Paknadel from off of comics @alexpaknadel.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Is the catch that it's a giant ponzi scheme designed to facilitate organised crime at the highest levels of society?
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Alex Paknadel from off of comics @alexpaknadel.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I firmly, firmly believe this. These gabbling inchwits believe they're driving the car because their money puts them in the front seat, but the steering column is shattered and the brakes are fucked. They're just noisy passengers.
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Martin John @martinjohn.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
This meme made me laugh.
A meme with a character from Watchmen whose name I can’t remember, saying:

It is 1982. I am one year old. Tron bombs at the box office
It is 2010. I am
twenty-nine years old.
Tron bombs at the box office
It is 2025. I am
fourty-four years old.
Tron bombs at the box office
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 15/10/2025
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Let me write the movie
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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 10/10/2025
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight. Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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