Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialdaniel chamberlain @amfmpm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026"girl plucked from obscurity because of her singing voice becomes wealthy and is undone by a shopkeeper refusing to sell her a mechanical singing bird" is simply too hans christian andersen for me 028336
helveticatessen.bsky.social @helveticatessen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I have once again failed the "make it through the 'Amelia' episode of Bob's Burgers without getting misty" challenge 000
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialTayaSigerson @tayasigerson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That ribbon suits you. #FF6 8371147
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialdipshit @chigbarg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the replies to this contain 100,000 variations of the "sickos" comic with different self-insert fursonas in them and that's beautiful 6439159
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialDouglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight 17124682613
helveticatessen.bsky.social @helveticatessen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Great long weekend featuring: rad antiques fair, many and several premium beers, long‐ass bike ride, two dinners with duck breast as the main, staunch pro-trans anti-fascist solidarity, backyard beverages with FIP for a soundtrack, and a special appearance by scorching hot ruffly petticoat sex! 000
helveticatessen.bsky.social @helveticatessen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The coolest and most beautiful and fashionable people on the planet are all at the farmers' market at Lippett Park in Providence every fuckin Saturday like it ain't nothing and I love it to pieces 000
helveticatessen.bsky.social @helveticatessen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A night of suffering the psychic damage of "this garment is cute in the photos and cute on the hanger but not cute on this shambling vessel I call a body" 000
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialkanokoga.bsky.social @kanokoga.bsky.social · 27/08/2026(rkgk) Let’s go find the Titanic! 262726597
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialAsher is left to face the fall alone @asherball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The A's just did one of the coolest things I've seen in their broadcast: Just unfiltered audio of the live director calling a Lawrence Butler plate appearance...that went about as well as they could have hoped for. 181184345
helveticatessen.bsky.social @helveticatessen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Got my first openly transphobic comment today! I might look like a man in a skirt, but I KNOW you're getting kicked out of The Pour Farm for being a thief and a twat to the staff, and my wife and I enjoyed the courtesy pint afterward. Worker solidarity, take the L and die mad baybeeeeee~~~ 000
helveticatessen.bsky.social @helveticatessen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I love them and I will FIGHT for them 110
helveticatessen.bsky.social @helveticatessen.bsky.social · 22/08/202615 miles of ciclismo urbano, started raining at Mile 0.2, but at least there was a pretty rad rainbow close to the end of it 001
helveticatessen.bsky.social @helveticatessen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Some days involve eight-mile walks in a pair of Chuck fuckin' Taylors not because they were the right choice, but because they were the CUTE choice. 000
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialGATCHIPON @gatchipon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026hydrangea 🌸 #oc #wip 5260961814
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialdino! 🌈 @dinosaurgerms.bsky.social · 06/04/2025random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear 162095974
helveticatessen.bsky.social @helveticatessen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Shoutout to the sweet older Lebanese woman at the grocery store who asked if I (crop-top and maxi-length skirt and zero accent) was from Scotland--we agree that spicy harissa on eggs knows no borders or gender! 010
helveticatessen.bsky.social @helveticatessen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Enjoying my Independence in the way the founders intended; with my bride, drunk as a skunk eating cheese and drinking beer on my screen porch, wearing the flag as a skirt, listening to French radio and encouraging our backyard rabbits to eat all our clover to their hearts' content 020
helveticatessen.bsky.social @helveticatessen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I am sad for my neighbors but I know they are proud. Bravo Blue Sharks, bravo 000
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialM. T. Anderson @mt-anderson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026 223569914
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialFrankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 15/06/2026For Vogue, I talked to Ramell-Correen Frederick, aka Cheeks, who embroidered Knicks gear in the streets of Brooklyn after Game 5. He uses a 104-year-old hand-crank, chainstitch embroidery machine that he named Jessica.vogue.comThe New York Artist Embroidering Knicks Merch on the Street 4833381104
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 08/06/2026What an incredible photo of the scorekeeper for the Durham Bulls. 524211741
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialSFDB @sfdb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026The final minute of yesterday's race inside the cockpit of Felix Rosenqvist's Indy car... via @indy44 X 4351108
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialbeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/05/2026 83190113873
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialBecky Hammer @beckyhammer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming 10659481759
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialKeezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 01/02/2026here's my entry!! #Comics4Liam 5171281864
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialTom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 15/01/2026🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug - A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION with apologies to Richard Scarry - Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive ) - READ IT RIGHT HERE👇 271378624
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialpsicochurroz @psicochurroz.bsky.social · 01/09/2024visigoths in rome 335520706
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialScare-It Hanna @garretthanna.bsky.social · 10/12/2025 2352471190
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.social🎃𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐒👻 @chronocrump.bsky.social · 08/12/2025there's that dreadful sound again 3885242
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.socialRosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 03/12/2025Another comic from this past year. Sometimes I'm in awe about how incredibly small birds can be. 181324309
Reposted by @helveticatessen.bsky.social⚡𝔅𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔲𝔪 𝔐𝔦𝔡𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢 ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔰⚡ @bunnycartoon.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Finally finished my brackets! 1115458
helveticatessen.bsky.social @helveticatessen.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Life insurance denying the payout on my tween figure skater's fiery death in the sky a thousand feet over the Potomac because the black box keeps chirping "Woke" like a smoke detector low on batteries 020
