Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 15hI vaugely remember that in his office, where he held seminars, my professor and friend's dad a large crucifix and family photographs, presumably featuring her. And I actually saw her dad again at the christening of my friend's son i.e. his grandson. Does that make them 'god botherer's? 😆😇😆😇 000
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 15hOnce me and my colleague-friend were briefly in Italy for work (this is also when I was ill and got ME/CFS, don't be too jealous) and we went to Venice for the day and took a photo of ourselves in front of what we hoped was the building in which Robert Browning died. Life is strange isn't it? 100
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 15hWe actually became colleagues and friends and have worked and/or hung out together in at least 5 different countries. And at some point we realised that her dad, who has a different surname, was one of my lecturers during my degree. He taught 'The Brownings' and 'Byron and the Shelleys'. 100
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 15hWelcome to the wild world of compound nouns, self. Charity muggers aren't mugging the charity are they? Usually ;-) One did once run towards me to give me a hug and then stopped when she realised we'd previously met socially and I wasn't the stranger she thought. It amused me. 100
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 16hWhat a thought to have randomly on an autumnal Monday lunchtime at the age of 39. 100
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 16hDoes the term "god botherer" come from the idea that evangelists are bothering people about god? I've always assumed they were bothering god. 100
Reposted by Helen RachelDavid M Rubin @six18sfoundry.bsky.social · 11/10/2026One of many stunning/crushing/beautiful love poems to God from Rilke’s Book of Hours #poetrysunday 4209
Reposted by Helen RachelYoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 21hVisualise 7 doorbells. Listen to them melt. 16th Oct 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 7 [url] 001
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Meanwhile, the person that I thought it was is trans, so that isn't even her name! I was wrong on both counts! 🙈 000
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026So much so that it could have been LITERALLY THE SAME BLOODY NAME I've been giving. 100
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Recently realised that the answer I've always given for the identifying question "who was your first kiss?" is WRONG. I was actually smooching some boy a tiny bit at my international guide and scout camp when I was 12 for a couple of days. His name? No idea. Some boring typical white boy name. 100
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026In other "we've lost our mind in houseboundness" jokes, one of us once sang "the final parcel" to the tune of The Final Countdown for some reason, and usually when he brings me a parcel I say "ah, the final parcel!" And he cries inside knowing it's not true. 000
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Which is immoral and mean. But funny? And if he isn't all that intoxicated, then he'll remember! Possibly. 100
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Not sure whether to warn Bob before the parcels arrive. But he IS at a party at a cocktail bar. So it IS just possible that I can gain morality points for tellinghim tonight AND the humour of his having forgotten tomorrow. 😅😅😅 100
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Did James Blunt ever render himself bedbound for years at a time, minimum? No. So there's that. 🤣 000
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Against better judgement, I did it. Well, most of it! The parcels arrive tomorrow. I look forward to two months of my bedroom floor being littered with boxes of christmas-themed ale for other people. :-s 100
Reposted by Helen RachelDavid Blanchflower BSc @davidbflower.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Northern Lights dazzle North East and Cumbria skies. 🔭 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukNorthern Lights dazzle North East and Cumbria skiesThe Met Office says more sightings could be possible until Tuesday. 0584
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Have I overthought it or did non-binary Bella Ramsey sitting in that "castle" with the face of a preteen, hardcore boarding school fits, short dark hair and THOSE black round glasses seem like they was trolling literally everyone... whilst doing nothing at all...? I loved it. Farewell my sweet. 000
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026America's so weird about swearing. "Not safe to air"?!?! 😆 100
Reposted by Helen RachelDavid Blanchflower BSc @davidbflower.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Aurora Borealis. Newcastle upon Tyne. 10th October 2026. 🔭 🧪 🎨 #astrophotography #SciArt #photography 3879
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I live in a part of the world where occasionally it rains so much that the river banks and flood defences don't hold and I know that it's ALL coming from the sea on some level but...THAT WATER IS LITERALLY WAVES. STAY AT HOME, JESUS CHRIST! 010
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My Prime sub finishes tomorrow. What if buy all of my presents for Christmas THIS VERY DAY?!?! 100
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026#severance spin-off: basically #thetraitors but all of the contestants are innies. When banished or murdered they actually cease to exist. The winners, however, stay switched on at the end with their cash. Season 2: all of the traitors are outies. Season 3: all of the traitors are innies. 000
Reposted by Helen RachelEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 09/10/2026these boots were made for babies and that’s why they’re for sale 524146
Reposted by Helen RachelBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026For sale? Baby, Shoes never worn! 0261
Reposted by Helen RachelAl Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 03/08/2023For sale, baby shoes, never worn 141245282
Reposted by Helen RachelYoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Let go of: 1. Pot Noodles 2. Windows NT 3. Horses 4. Pinterest 5. Michael Heseltine Hold on to: 1. Ginster Steak Slices 2. ZX80 3. Seals 4. Total Recall 5. Energizer Bunny 10th Oct 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 12 [url] 001
Reposted by Helen RachelMolly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave 4880681496
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Your draft name is great by the way! Having failed to come up with one nyself will not prevent me judging others based on theirs! 😉🤣 010
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I once woke up in the wrong country. That time the train was at fault! It had broken down in the night. As I woke up from sleeping far, far better than expected due to lack of train movement! 010
Reposted by Helen RachelWilliam Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me. 12073881885
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026But did I go to Harrow and then give myself scurvy? ......no. 😄😄😄 3/3 100
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Spoke too soon- and the end too. But he held it together, just about. 😆 010
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Which is not to say that I didn't do equally stupid things at university nor do I continue to in my later thirties, obviously! 110
Reposted by Helen RachelBen Jennings @bjennings90.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Illustration from today’s @theguardian.com to accompany piece by @georgemonbiot.bsky.social on the government’s Prepare campaign, which gives the public advice on how to avoid disasters whilst policies that lead us closer to crisis are given the green light www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... 3401152
Reposted by Helen RachelBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 02/06/2026“No kink at pride!” That’s “prude” you’re thinking of. No kink at *prude*. 013432
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fucking incredible booking. And James Blunt- what a character! 100
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's a shame she's a victim in Broadchurch; I'd love to see her as a copper or a criminal mastermind. 000
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026She IS a professor of mathmatics! Nice bit of production design. I loved James Blunt's and Miranda's bits too, much as I do miss Tom Daly in the shower. 😆 000
Helen Rachel @hellowaffleshelen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I mean she IS a professor of mathmatics lol. 000
Reposted by Helen RachelScott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Screaming that Jerry Hall being Jerry Hall is creating more suspicion than Hannah Fry #CelebrityTraitors 310112