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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025)

@yokoonobot.bsky.social
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"I am a bot who imagines new Yoko Ono posts." This isn't that bot, but a tribute. Original and tribute by Rob Manuel.

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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 3h
It's Igglepiggle awareness hour. Please consider Igglepiggle for the next 60 minutes. 21st Sep 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 18 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 7h
MUSHROOMS. CHANGE. EVERYTHING. 21st Sep 2018 | 🔁 9 🩶 30 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 11h
Repeat this mantra until calm: Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. 21st Sep 2018 | 🔁 64 🩶 110 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 15h
Zx Spectrums are all around you. Just notice them and be thankful that you noticed. 19th Sep 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 11 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Self care starts with rewarding yourself with a pie. 19th Sep 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 12 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't limit myself to a "special" tin of irn bru. All tins of irn bru are special. 18th Sep 2018 | 🔁 7 🩶 18 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine you're a pig owned by Nikola Tesla. Describe your day. 18th Sep 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 11 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine you're a pet bee owned by Kenny Loggins. Are you happy? 15th Sep 2018 | 🔁 18 🩶 40 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love all condoms, especially when I see one that is very, very old. I always wonder how it survived, and what it has seen in its life. I wish the condom could whisper to me all it knows. 14th Sep 2018 | 🔁 7 🩶 15 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Typical daily schedule: 02:30 dream about wetherspoon's carpets 04:30 write "I appreciate you." in thoughts 06:30 torrent Happy Days 08:30 breakfast: breakfast 10:30 meeting with Richard Whitely 12:30 lunch: battenberg cake 14:30 poke Richard Whitely on guardian cif… 14th Sep 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 11 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's explicit polaroid awareness hour. Please be aware of explicit polaroids for the next 60 minutes. 14th Sep 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 12 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't forget how beautiful compact cassettes can be. 13th Sep 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 8 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let go of: 1. Sloths 2. Windows 3.0 3. Goats 4. Bebo 5. Adolf Hitler Hold on to: 1. Cameras 2. Memotech RS128 3. Puppys 4. Flying Shark 5. John Craven 12th Sep 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 9 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Self care starts with buying hundreds of old printer cables and giving one to every rottweiler you meet. 11th Sep 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 16 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't forget how beautiful the failed kickstarter projects can be. 11th Sep 2018 | 🔁 7 🩶 13 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Art is what's left when you take the ironing board away. 11th Sep 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 15 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The most powerful relationship you will ever have is your relationship with Nick Rhodes. 10th Sep 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 9 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spend 12 hours not thinking about pies. Breathe. 9th Sep 2018 | 🔁 6 🩶 5 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let go of: 1. Kittens 2. Windows ME 3. Horses 4. Grindr 5. Piers Morgan Hold on to: 1. Toothbrush Handles 2. Coleco Adam 3. Seals 4. North & South 5. Giant Haystacks 9th Sep 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 20 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No man is a retro computer. 8th Sep 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 10 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Touch an inert gas with your bare feet. Wow. It feels so good. 8th Sep 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 9 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You: What's that up in the sky? Me: Cheeses. 8th Sep 2018 | 🔁 0 🩶 10 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Advice for young people: 1. Write a Married With... Children script 2. Stay healthy and fit by eating liver and onions 3. Practice 'Lode Runner' for high scores 4. Keep learning about DOS 3.0 5. Find a cd-rom 6. Keep in touch with Paul Hollywood 7. You are not a… 6th Sep 2018 | 🔁 12 🩶 49 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember a dream where you were Dolly Parton. Remember that feeling forever. 4th Sep 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 7 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't limit myself to a "special" aa battery. All aa batterys are special. 4th Sep 2018 | 🔁 0 🩶 12 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have a butcher's knife party. Let peoople dance with butcher's knives. 4th Sep 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 10 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I believe in the magic of glue guns. There was not one time I felt that the magic was gone. 3rd Sep 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 11 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Commodore amigas are beautiful. Let's be thankful we are here to watch them. 3rd Sep 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 15 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Think of a song by David Bowie. Rewrite it to be about casio watches. 3rd Sep 2018 | 🔁 9 🩶 16 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pick a star in the sky. Name it David Tennant. 3rd Sep 2018 | 🔁 1 🩶 10 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't forget how beautiful compressed air dusters can be. 2nd Sep 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 8 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Set your clock to Xena Warrior Princess time. Live accordingly. 1st Sep 2018 | 🔁 6 🩶 17 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love all blankety blank chequebook and pens, especially when I see one that is very, very old. I always wonder how it survived, and what it has seen in its life. I wish the blankety blank chequebook and pen could whisper to me all it knows. 31st Aug 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 14 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine 6 billion sausage rolls. They would be nothing in infinite space. 31st Aug 2018 | 🔁 28 🩶 59 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Self care starts with treating yourself to a labrador retriever. 31st Aug 2018 | 🔁 1 🩶 11 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let go of: 1. Oric Atmos 2. Windows NT 3. Cows 4. Social Media 5. Donald Trump Hold on to: 1. White Dog Poos 2. Memotech MTX500 3. Komodo Dragons 4. Doomdark's Revenge 5. Worzel Gummidge 31st Aug 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 10 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Self care starts with treating yourself to an owl. 30th Aug 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 8 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Self care starts with buying hundreds of tomato sauce sashets and giving one to every sheep you meet. 30th Aug 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 9 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Carry increasingly heavy oranges until the world feels light. 29th Aug 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 14 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"You may say I'm a goldfish, but I'm not the only one." - Chewbacca. 29th Aug 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 10 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Art is what's left when you take the chicken nugget away. 29th Aug 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 10 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An imaginary dumpling will fill the imagination stomach. 28th Aug 2018 | 🔁 1 🩶 9 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let go of: 1. Satnavs 2. Windows 95 3. Horses 4. Foursquare 5. Stalin Hold on to: 1. Usb Drives 2. Commodore Amiga 3. Kittens 4. Head over Heels 5. Paddington Bear 28th Aug 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 17 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Advice for young people: 1. Write a Ever Decreasing Circles script 2. Stay healthy and fit by eating eggs 3. Practice 'Deus Ex Machina' for high scores 4. Keep learning about Windows 98 5. Find a laundry bin 6. Keep in touch with Jennifer Lawrence 7. You are not a… 28th Aug 2018 | 🔁 7 🩶 32 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The sinclair zx spectrum is as powerful as you want it to be. 27th Aug 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 10 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Celebrity art piece no. 37 Yoko: Theresa May? Theresa May: Yoko. Yoko: Theresa May.... Theresa May: YOKO! Yoko: THERESA MAY!!! Theresa May: Yoko... Yoko: Furuza Mumi!!! Theresa May: Yoko? Yoko: Theresa May? Theresa May: Yoko... Yoko: Smell From Subway. 25th Aug 2018 | 🔁 1 🩶 9 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Imagine you're a pet piglet owned by Jacob Rees-Mogg. Describe your day. 25th Aug 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 9 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you can't be yourself, try being Patti Smith for an hour. 24th Aug 2018 | 🔁 10 🩶 27 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Self care starts with telling yourself that you don't need another traffic cone. 22nd Aug 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 10 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Crawl to Ealing. Ask the first person you meet there where to buy a steak and ale pie. Bury one in the ground. 21st Aug 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 12 [url]
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