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Holden Wiser

@hellamojo.bsky.social
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I reject your reality and substitute my own. IT Guy, Bass Player, Trivia Champ, & Doggy Daddy #BestCoast #NorCal #EatTheRich

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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 5h
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This explains so much
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TraceyT @traceytaylor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🆘🙏🆘🙏🆘🙏🆘🙏🆘🙏🆘 ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The BEST cult... enjoy your $16 box of wine and $1.50 hot dog
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
...but are they DECENT???
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These people have no idea what’s happening in America right now. And, they don’t care. White House Deputy Chief of Staff post last night ⬇️
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wot?
Two identical tweets from different accounts
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cam Little does not miss FG's 😲 #jaguars
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The real bitch is wearing the red tie
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thatgirlinsb @34thparallel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Protesters at the Irish Open. shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland. Thank you, Doonbeg!
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bluevoter24.bsky.social @bluevoter24.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
True that! #music #activism
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Travis Hunter catches 5 receiving TD's, over or under?
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ah, yes... Scopely Explore proving to be fine stewards of the #PokemomGo app during this #MegaFinale event 🙄 #GlitchPlease
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Joe Perticone @cheetah.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It was an honor to work with him/ her
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 02/09/2026
TEXAS REPUBLICANS DID IT —63 DAYS BEFORE ELECTION DAY Tarrant County, they voted 3–2 to close 92 Election Day polling locations, cutting the number from 316 to 224. More than 100 people showed up to speak out before the vote. Republicans did it anyway. Closing nearly 30% of the polling places.
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Forgive my rant, but I am in #LasVegas for a conference this week and it has changed so much since tge last time I visited in December 2024... sure, convenience always comes at a price, but dear lawd - burger and fries? $30... mediocre sandwich? $20... 3 piece chicken tenders sets you back $15.99
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patthepublican2 @patthepublican2.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
IT WAS NEVER THE IMMGRANTS IN SMALL BOATS The world is 700% richer than in 1970 but the average person is only 8% richer Because the richest 0.01% are 4000% richer We are all being robbed every second of every day, and it doesn't matter how much profit or growth there is It will never reach you
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/08/2026
There is a reason our book is called WTF AMERICA... bit.ly/wtf-america-...
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Fie on thee! The writing was sharp and quick even when the storyline was predictable. We are rewatching before S4, don't fuck this up for me
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
...but we used to think Bush2 would be the dumbest to ever be elected
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's the Curse of Too $hort
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Post your favorite Muppet. Wrong answers only.
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Large Marge's Scary Face in Pee-wee's Big Adventure
Alt: Large Marge's Scary Face in Pee-wee's Big Adventure
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Should Donald Trump be blamed for the failures of the Donald Trump Administration? It’s complicated.
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JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 08/08/2026
I love a little poetry in the weekend. <reads poetry> Gotdamn that poetry got hands.
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 08/08/2026
i think national dems should pay careful attention to the mayor of new york's willingness to think creatively and act swiftly to make big changes using the full scope of executive authority he has unique power to wield, and i think it's the kind of thing people are looking for in a president
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
People voted for authoritarianism because they wanted lower inflation and now they have authoritarianism and even more inflation. (no lessons will be learned) blog.fiftyplusone.news/p/affordabil...
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Affordability concerns are even more important to voters than in 2024
Inflation continues to dominate the issue landscape, and drag down the president
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 07/08/2026
I saw someone refer to homeschooling as “trickle down stupidity.” Immediate addition to my lexicon.
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I feel the same way about sandwich shops - show me your tuna salad!
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This comes, of course, after parts of the White House have already been demolished 👍
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#EarthWindandFire canceled at the Chase Center tonight 😟
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
FFS... Trump: “Wealthy people are building businesses around birthright citizenship. That’s not the way it’s supposed to work... They’re buying their way in." How is this at all different than those Golden fucking Visas?
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
SHOUT OUT to Mike Luckovich: one of the all-time great political cartoonists. 🏆 With corporate media doing such a poor job in these most perilous of times, his work is more vital than ever! THANK YOU @mluckovich.bsky.social!!! 🙏
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Where are the Police... This lawlessness is untenable
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This one is GRIM, mama
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bitch McConnell never rests in his crusade against Democracy
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sebastopol got it BAD... not terrible up here in Clovertucky, thankfully
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Baker Mayfield is middling and can shut his tiny mouth.
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I ask the same thing about people blasting music from their campsite...
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
In which I go in on data centers. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
sfgate.com
If you don't hate data centers yet, boy do I have news for you
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary writes the hater's guide to data centers.
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's respect-ASS-able
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Donald Trump is manipulating the stock market with Truth Social posts, alerting his family and allies in advance, and now is selling Wall Street traders their own advanced access. But Nancy Pelosi's husband bought and sold stocks while she was Speaker. Democrats would be wise to sit this one out.
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