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Holden Wiser

@hellamojo.bsky.social
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I reject your reality and substitute my own. IT Guy, Bass Player, Trivia Champ, & Doggy Daddy #BestCoast #NorCal #EatTheRich

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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wot?
Two identical tweets from different accounts
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Wait... you guys have group chats?
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
That's a wrap, #GoFest
Pikachu surveying his minionsMagnificent Mile looming over Grant ParkMe and my lady posing by a Premier BallGiant Pikachu is giant
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
On our way to Chicago for #GoFest... any other #PokemonGo geeks on BSKY?
A very attractive couple enjoying cocktails at the San Diego Airport lounge
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Watch out for the Bots, my fellow Humans
Messages from two accounts, sent within minutes, both starting with "Hi making new friends is always a good thing..."
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew; wrong answers only.
The promo photo from "Clerks"
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
19 years is easy with your favorite person
At our wedding tableDuring our first danceI love this lady so muchPlaying Pokémon Go at The Rosebowl Go Tour 2026
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
Weezer Blue Album
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
Half-Baked starring Dave Chappelle
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
#jaguars #tealsky Well, we're back...
Jaguars logo in clown makeup
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Got to give it up to Pixar...
WALL-E
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Surely no mass-assimilating life form could achieve success in non-aerodynamic ships...
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr's "Breakfast of Champions"
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Going strong at Beachlife Festival, 5/3/25
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I understand Palm Trees in SoCal, but I do not get planting them north of San Francisco
Palm trees mixed in with evergreens in a Northern California neighborhood
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Me and my bsky bubble
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Wondering if this elderly white woman at the RNC, smiling for the cameras while holding the "MASS DEPORTATIONS NOW" sign, really thought through the implications of those words... probably not, likely just flattered for the cool photo op ✌️
Woman at Republican National Convention holding "Mass Deportations Now" sign
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
She asked, "Isn't that what Veterans Day is for?" Anyway, here's a picture of my best friend who died last year, and I still miss this ugly son of a bitch
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
A Heathen has found Heaven...
Multnomah Whiskey Library, Portland OR
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Sunset, Hermosa Beach Pier
My wife playing Pokemon Go on the Hermosa Beach Pier, not looking at the sunset
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The average American has three friends
Yori, Tron, and Flynn from the Original TRON
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Dorothy opens the door from her black and white house to see the Land of Oz in color
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Give this man the award for Shittiest Cosplay
Immorten Joe from Mad Max Fury Road
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Not sure who needs to see this, but this beautiful pupper is Molly (she's a good girl)
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Holden Wiser @hellamojo.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Thievery Corporation- if you get the chance, go see them!
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