helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the photographer's composition prompts one to ask: is the bed in the foreground as empty as the one in the background? does a life committed senseless collection of wealth finally render one's physical body a mere illusion of substance, covering what is in truth a void? 100
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the front page of the NYT no longer has the susan collins bribery scandal from tuesday. but it does have *two* stories about how democrats "trail in maine" and "collins leads in maine in our new [!!] poll," only one of which mentions that the polling was conducted before the bribery scandal! 110
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026licking my father's hand in case it holds any delicious residue 000
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026[americanly] why does the australian prime minister care so much about medicare? 001
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026why are all the journalists' pants so big? 000
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026laying in front of the fridge so my human has to move me out of the way and thereby share with me a precious moment of togetherness 000
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026it would be nice if balding manifested as your hair growing slower so you didn't have to get haircuts as often 000
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026getting on the interstate because of how it goes between states 010
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026How long, prior to the year of our Lord 1775, this great whaling house was in existence, my numerous fish-documents do not make plain 000
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026is the decision to put this in the NYT like "wow it's dumb as hell, let's get it out there!" or did some apparently educated person read this and think "hmm an interesting and thought-provoking idea, worthy of being published in our esteemed publication"nytimes.comOpinion | An Ancient Sumerian Solution to Our $40 Trillion DeficitIn the ancient world, debt forgiveness was a regular tool to control the economy. Why have we forgotten it? 100
Reposted by @helensviletooth.bsky.socialRabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Margaret Bourke-White, Colorado, 1954 15511
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026it's amazing they let him be secretary of the interior even after he burned down those churches and stabbed euronymous 000
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 14/06/2026bulkington :(( sad to see you go after getting to know you so well before this chapter 010
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026chekhov's futuristic forklift suit 010
Reposted by @helensviletooth.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/06/2026i mean the answer seems pretty straightforward…they were drinking doodoo dairy 1734559596
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 12/05/2026CEO of a $5 billion company: "hi mr. gpt, here are four links to news articles about my company's cybersecurity incident. please write a public letter about it to post on our website." 020
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 20/04/2026me writing the quiz: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! me grading the quiz: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. 030
Reposted by @helensviletooth.bsky.socialJames Poniewozik @poniewozik.bsky.social · 20/04/2026the penne opticon 13645849
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 16/04/2026your MCMC sampler gets overshadowed by newer, hipper MCMC samplers, and suddenly you're losing your executive positions www.nytimes.com/2026/04/16/b...nytimes.comReed Hastings to Step Down as Netflix Chair 020
Reposted by @helensviletooth.bsky.socialRabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Imogen Cunningham Two Callas, 1929 0499
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 13/04/2026want to feel my heart break, if it must break, in your jaws 000
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 11/04/2026my neighbor told me iran keeps eating his reaper drones so i asked how many reaper drones he has and he said he just goes to general atomics and gets a new reaper drone afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding reaper drones to iran and then his daughter started crying 020
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 07/04/2026i called my congressional representative, please call yours 000
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 01/04/2026disturbing how often Center for Immigration Studies is quoted in the news or interviewed recently without any comment on who they are 020
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 01/04/2026bro what even is this article i am leaning back and squinting trying to see in the plots the same relationships that are described in the text this is not even a "oh well you can't really claim that because [xyz]", i just don't even see it in the first place? www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/u...nytimes.comWill $4 Gas Hurt Trump’s Approval Ratings? Here’s What History Shows. 110
Reposted by @helensviletooth.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 10/03/2026you don't hear much about wet heaving 3054658
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 06/03/2026did a claude design this webpage 010
Reposted by @helensviletooth.bsky.socialNothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Chen Chi-kwan (陳其寬) 217652
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 18/02/2026standing next to the trash cans with my 10% bleach spray bottle, ready at a moment's notice to spritz my skulking murine foe 010
Reposted by @helensviletooth.bsky.socialPaul Goldsmith-Pinkham @paulgp.com · 31/01/2026Very interesting research paper that shows that using AI with programming can significantly reduce mastery over topics. Perhaps unsurprising, but the lack of significant speed gains in this exercise are remarkable www.anthropic.com/research/AI-... 317657
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 30/01/2026"At any given time, about 1% of the people who are in custody under immigration laws are U.S. citizens" bruh that is actually a huge number in this context www.kcra.com/article/depo... 010
Reposted by @helensviletooth.bsky.socialDimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage. 13856005318628
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 03/12/2025for nearly all of my students and the kinds of tests i give, i think i could give them unlimited time and their scores would not change at all. if i give a test and time pressure is a significant element determining the scores, i regard that as a mistake 010
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 16/11/2025"i could set up an automation that checks the weather, and then an AI suggests what clothes to wear" ooohhhh it's snowing oh godddd what do i do? should i wear shorts and a t-shirt? please god this is too hard can somebody help? 020
Reposted by @helensviletooth.bsky.socialRabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 13/11/2025André Kertész 0409
Reposted by @helensviletooth.bsky.socialDr Abolish ICE @pwr2dppl.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Omg so beautiful you guys 47510
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 05/11/2025you go to the gas station, you give ID you go to the grocery store, you give ID you pick up your wife for the movies, you give ID you clip your cat's tiny claws, you give ID you call your mom, begging her to tell you that bedtime story from when you were a kid even though you're 38 now, you give ID 020
Reposted by @helensviletooth.bsky.socialRabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Heinrich Kühn, 1914 2193
Reposted by @helensviletooth.bsky.socialRabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Harold Edgerton, Cows and Flare at Stonehenge, 1944 310224
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 23/09/2025there's something wrong with the audio? i'm not hearing the "wheeeeee!!!" when they pop out onto the ramp 010
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 18/09/2025this is a screenshot of what i'm reasonably sure is a genuine email from united airlines. it gives me such bad vibes that if i received it on my work address, i would report it as a phishing attempt and wait for IT to email "good job, you caught the fake phishing attempt!!" 110
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 04/09/2025POV: you're eating a saltine 020
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 25/07/2025the bathroom lighting in the new building casts an otherworldly glow, rendering my face in a nice sickly green hue 000
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 24/07/2025one of her eyes bonked something when they popped out of her head like a cartoon after she looked at the files 010
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 10/07/2025love to write a makefile that makes a makefile 000
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 16/06/2025no math, only program subtitle: why doesn't my code work? 000
helensviletooth.bsky.social @helensviletooth.bsky.social · 14/06/2025i let people email me calendar invites just to make themselves feel better 000