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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Eric Schmitt: “Did you or did you not arrest and interrogate one ‘Thomas Anderson’ regarding cybercrime activity?” Jack Smith: “I believe that was Agent Smith, sir.”

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Schmitt: “Are you or are you not, in fact, the mutinied Captain of the Black Pearl? And were you not in Port Royal on or around February 3rd in search of a new ship and crew?” Smith: “That was Jack Sparrow.”

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"So, Lone Starr... now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb". #spaceballs #thiel

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Did you know that @mapquest.com has an app? And that they didn’t roll over on EITHER renaming? Now you do! They were the OGs… I should have known they’d come in clutch. Thanks, Mapquest!

A screenshot of the Mapquest app showing that Lake Ontario is still labeled as Lake Ontario.

A screenshot of the Mapquest app showing that the Gulf of Mexico is still labeled the Gulf of Mexico.

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If a Tropical Storm/Hurricane Dolly demolishes Mar-a-Lago I will reconsider my position on whether or not there is a higher power.

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

On a scale of one to ALL OF THEM, how many other gajillionaires are making this face because of the way people are talking about Dolly vs. them?

A line art meme of a very angry face with crying red eyes, with a “happy” mask over the front

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I already have six floofs and can’t add more right now but NYC isn’t far from NH if there are any takers. Maybe @catsinnh.bsky.social can help boost?

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I finally let my 11.5yo play #Fortnite. He asked if I would play duos. Dear reader, he did not understand that mom spent her formative years in college regularly playing Quake II on LAN until 4am. He was not prepared. 😈

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Though they have somehow, thus far, avoided falling victim to one of the classic blunders… this isn’t YET a land war in Asia. #princessbride #waitforit #iran

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Muppets doing the Norwegian Row was not on my halftime bingo.

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I don’t think sprinklers were what they had in mind for a “hydration break” 😬

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Mr. Carnate thinks that the timeline spilt at the point of the Maradona goal in 1986 (and 2 goals in 2 mins) in the Azteca and that Bellingham scoring 2 in 2 mins in the Azteca 40 years later has healed the rip in the space-time continuum. #worldcup #mexeng

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

You can’t say that England doesn’t have the Stones…

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I love that Norway used “rune font” on their jerseys.

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

The “service members sing hits of the 70s and 80s” is pretty surreal.

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Mr. Carnate was 8 for the Maradona “hand of god” goal against England in 1986 and has never forgiven Argentina. Go get it, Cape Verde!

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

The problem with being an enjoyer of massages who is also an enjoyer of smoking large quantities of meat is that you can’t unhear putting binder on a brisket or a pork shoulder when the masseuse adds a pump or two of oil to your back. Cannot. Unhear. 😬

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Can you imagine Gerald Ford putting his face on everything for the bicentennial? 😆🤢

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Attention: 13.5 lbs of boneless pork butt is currently $33 at Costco. 👀 The smoker is puffing away with applewood pellets and 21 hours from now (maybe a little less since boneless) there will be some good eats. #barbecue

Two boneless pork but cuts prepared for the smoker. The one on the left is covered in salt, pepper, garlic, and onion powder with a mustard binder. The one on the right is covered in a generic dark red barbecue rub with an applesauce binder.

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Slightly increase a band. Four Dog Night

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

“Spitfire” was the second custom map I ever made. I’m sure that it has aged terribly since 2019 (pre-full release, even!) so I’m curious what the current crop of Beat Games mappers did with it! #BeatSaber #VR

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

After 20+ years of #WorldOfWarcraft I will always read this as “Looking For Group” and never “Let’s Fucking Go”

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

So happy for the people of Hungary right now. 🥹 Can we please have a techno rave outside of congress in 2026 & outside the WH in 2028?

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I mean… has anyone seen Kid Rock and Mike Lindell in the same room at the same time? 🤔🤔🤔

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Bringing my almost 11yo to his first protest tomorrow. Wish I didn’t have to, but here we are. Going with, “The only king I recognize:”

An image of Strip “The King” Weathers from the Cars movie series on a whites background. He is a blue 1970’s race car with a giant spoiler and the number 43 on his doors.

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Feeling pretty good right now about my 2021 decision to buy a (non-Tesla) electric car. 😬

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

If I were looking for a solid "hold my hand through the process" guide to 3D Printing, where would I start? I had an ancient Leap printer like 10 years ago and it was a bear. I am generally techy but all the slicing and settings are scary to me. Maybe @mostlybree.kitrocha.com knows? #whistles

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

My almost 11yo son is currently in his room singing a Disney-style song about “my drip” at the top of his lungs with full vibrato 🤣🤣🤣 It is hilarious, but also gives me warm fuzzies that he feels happy and safe enough to do it. ❤️

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

One ticket to “Melania”, please. JK… Sevanna would never say “please”. #WheelOfTime #SaveWOT

A woman stands in the desert, looking off to the left. She is wearing a brown sleeveless dress with an ornate collar and headdress made from porcupine quills.

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Katie, The Unyeti @theunyeti.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

One ticket to Melania, please. #WheelofTime #savewot

Elaida Sedai, sitting in the Amyrlin Seat and wearing her over-the top gold and red outfit.

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

5 jobs I’ve had: 1. Karaoke bar host 2. Director of Operations 3. High school science teacher 4. Marketing manager 5. Assistant Heavy Equipment Transport (HET) driver #JillOfAllTrades

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

If you’re able, please support this verified GoFundMe for Alex Pretti’s family. And if you’re not in a position to donate, sharing it far and wide matters just as much. It’s at $300K and counting.

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Donate to Alex Pretti is an American Hero, organized by Keith Edwards

On January 24, 2026, Alex Jeffrey Pretti, a Minneapolis resident and American citizen wa… Keith Edwards needs your support for Alex Pretti is an American Hero

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Now if only SonyTV could get on board with that... #WheelOfTime #SaveWoT

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Ha… it’s one of the Bedford reps. This is my shocked face. (Bedford is one of the state’s hoity-toity towns)

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Dreading what my notifications will look like when I wake up. 🤣

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

It’s been a long year this week. 😑

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Can we please stop doing things at 1:30am? Last night it was the earthquake and now we’re bombing Venezuela. 🫠

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Someone tell that Canadian rapper from the 90’s not to cross the border, otherwise we’re at risk of… Snow stuck in ICE. 🥁

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Helen Carnate 🔥 @helencarnatenh.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Bree's thread is giving me so much joy right now. As a December baby, I did all of my driver's ed hours in the snow.

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Faile -Aera-Goatbrother @goatbrother.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Sony TV opened the can of worms on YT. The incl WoT as an option in a poll. #SaveWoT assemble and do your thing. #WoTSkies www.youtube.com/post/UgkxrY_...

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Poll from Sony Pictures Television - YouTube

Which show are you binge-watching during the holidays?❄️

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