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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 17m
DOOM II launch at the Limelight is crazy
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 9h
it’s lit (at the waterhole)
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Post from the ketamine subreddit:

does ketamine have calories???

ive been in a calorie deficit lately and i want to know if anyone knows if there are calories in ketamine?? i have been counting calories recently and if there are i want to be able to count them.

Comment: Bro please delete that shit
OP’s Reply: my fault for actually taking care of myself and my body
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 9h
Beautiful Sudbury roundabout
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you can’t be talking like that white baby
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just a monstrous bowl of slop that monster would eat but wow those macros
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lifting weights again and trying to force muscle gain out of my half century old body is so funny because suddenly lunch is “what if I had two cans of tuna and some cottage cheese in a big bowl with a bunch of cut up vegetables and lots of hot sauce” as an appealing go to option for me
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I did some work for a friend and dragged my feet invoicing him and then after 6 months I did and they had direct deposited it in my account within an hour I was like what the fuck this has never happened in the history of the world
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trying to cut my Nutella cinnamon swirl bagel and slicing my hand so badly that I bleed out on my gray wooden floor
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they are praying to mecca
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A great quarterback has a great arm elite decision making and believes if your hand is bigger than your face you are gay
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
elite quarterback status confirmed
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was just walking up the nice street on the way back home from the subway that I like to go up because there’s a cat I see sometimes and it was a beautiful crisp fall afternoon and the cat wasn’t there and I was suddenly like “what’s the fucking point? of anything” and my brain has been stuck since
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
absolutely crushed by malaise today haha oh well
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For far too long these felines have been getting away with literal murder with ZERO consequences and I’m sick and tired of it
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
RIP 2 a real 1
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She needs to be held accountable for her Crimes
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Congrats
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Donald Trump has declared today October 5th a national day of mourning after the death of Republican pedophile Dennis Hastert and going forward October 5th will be a new national holiday honoring all Republican pedophiles “Hastert’s Day” thank you President Trump RIP Dennis Hastert 🫡 🇺🇸
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Legend of Large Marge
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had a scarlet fever induced hallucination of the pigs in space from the muppet show flying through my bedroom and menacing me at age 4
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me: Cops: 🤜🤛 Looking at phone ignoring whatever insane shit is popping off around me on the subway
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So tired
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
miss this
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My 8 yr old is 90 pounds and if he wants to fuck with me and go dead weight it’s a struggle and I deadlift 2x week
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
no one told me being parent would mean waking up at 5:45 to get my child to a 7:30 am soccer game on Randall’s island
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Took the boys to coney island today
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not his fault that kid made his body go limp which is hilarious
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love being 100 thousand years old it actually rules that everything hurts and is hard all the time and i feel exhausted already at 8:30 am
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yamasaki-san I know this sounds crazy but
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Traveling back in time to advise minoru yamasaki to add a fireman pole to his WTC design
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Frame #6939 from E24 Witch Way
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
beastmode
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fucking hell
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t get past the absolutely depraved spectacle of the failed execution of Christa Pike completely rotten and disgusting country we live in and we love to make it as explicit as possible at every opportunity just in case you want to try and pretend otherwise
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thanks
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me age 15: listening to shoegaze on my headphones walking through the park in the fall and imagining being shot simultaneously by 79 snipers Me age 47: listening to shoegaze on my headphones walking through the park in the fall and imagining being shot simultaneously by 79 snipers
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I used to message back and forth with Liz and we were mutuals on Twitter so I dmed her no idea if she checks those anymore since my account has been inactive for so long but anyway would be cool!
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI Generated Music to Chill and Bind Torture Kill Small Animals To
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not even once has someone replaced the candles on my birthday cake with lit sticks of dynamite that I attempt to blow out but then explode leaving me blackened and wide eyed
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s giving Spaghett
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please keep posting pictures of Peter thiel trying not to nut I love it and I love to see it thank you
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
very normal body sir thank you
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate when this happens , to me
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
During Covid I couldn’t get bay leaves anywhere for some reason so I ordered a bag online for like 8 bucks and when it arrived it was HUGE anyway I just finally gave up on the 1/4 bag of remaining mostly crushed bay leaves 6 years later or whatever please press F to salute my Covid bay leaves
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Food Dimensions is a great name
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